Messenger
03 - 27
Javion Omari
Stella:
Nung bata ka
Marami bang naghahabol sayo?
Javion:
What do you mean
Stella:
Curious ako
Dito nga inaagaw ka na sa kin
Javion:
No
I don't think so
I was silent and weird when I was a kid
Uhm
I'm into books more
I was called nerd
And I liked participating in any religious activities
Maybe that's why they call me weird
Stella:
AY WOW
GRABE
NERD BA ANG PAGMUMUKHANG YAN
ISA KA NGANG SCAM
Kahit dyan sa ospital?
Walang naghahabol sayo?
HINDI KA NAMAN MUKHANG SANTO
SCAM KA
Javion:
I don't talk to my collegues here that much, only to my patients
I told you I don't like parties or going out at clubs
My time is mostly church and work
Stella:
CHURCH
PERO NAGSEND NG NUDES!!!
Javion:
As if you didn't save it in your gallery
Stella:
ABA ANG KAPAL TALAGA NG MUKHA NITO!
NAADIK KA NAMAN SA PEMPEM KO
Javion:
Oo na po
Patay na patay po ako sayo, cyst
Stella:
GANYAN
ACCEPTANCE IS THE KEY, CYST, K?
Javion:
Noted, cyst
Stella:
Hindi talaga ako naniniwala na hindi ka habulin
IF I KNOW
Yang mukha mo
Marami ng naging girlfriends
Javion:
I was a virgin when we had sex
And before I went to medschool
I was in a seminary
I didn't have any girlfriend
Unless if you want to
Stella:
Kahit kelan, di ka nagkagusto?
Wala kang niligawan?
AKO PA NILOLOKO MO
Javion:
I did when I was in highschool
But I got rejected
Stella:
AY WOW!!!
Javion:
She told me she likes my brother more
Stella:
Wait
Di ko masyadong maalala
Pero before when I was drunk, kapatid mo yung naghatid sa kin, diba?
Bakit blonde yung buhok niya then ikaw hindi
Javion:
My mom is blonde, Dad is Arabic (black hair)
Stella:
Siguro kung yung kapatid mo ang pinatulan ko
Peaceful pa rin siguro ang life ko
Dapat talaga yung kapatid mo na lang!
Javion:
...
If things were different
You'd prefer him over me?
Stella:
OO
Seen. 12:11pm.
Stella:
AY SEEN?!
Seen. 12:12pm.
Stella:
Ay nagtampo?!
Seen. 12:13pm.
Stella:
My god!
Syempre no
Things are not different
Malamang I'd prefer you
DI NA NGA AKO NAGPAPARTY AT STICK TO ONE NA NGA YUNG PEMPEM KO
HINDI PA RIN KITA I-PREPREFER?!
Seen. 12:15pm.
Stella:
Cyst
Seen. 12:18pm.
Stella:
Sugar daddeh, joke lang yun
Syempre ikaw pa rin pipiliin ng pempem ko
Seen. 12:20pm.
Stella:
Pangga
Javion:
Stella:
Wag ka na magtampo, pangga
Isesend ko na lang din yung nudes ko para di ka na magtampo, k?
Javion:
Yehey
Stella:
AY IBA DIN
EXCITED PA
Javion:
Of course
Okay lang, kilala na ako ng parish priest ng isang church dito sa Cali
Regular na akong nagcoconfession
Di na ko nahihiya 😏
Sesend mo na ngayon, ga?
Stella:
SIRAULO!!!
NANIWALA KA NAMAN!!!!
KARAPAT-DAPAT KA TALAGANG UMALIS SA SEMINARYO
#MAGINOOPEROSOBRANGBASTOS
Javion:
I'm all alone here in the office
Yung ibang residents nagbreak muna
Stella:
ANO NAMAN KUNG IKAW LANG MAG-ISA?!?!
Javion:
Stella:
NANDITO AKO SA OFFICE
MAGLULUNCH PA KAMI
Javion:
Stella:
MAGHUNUS-DILI KA JAVION
ISA KA NA LANG JUD
Javion:
Stella:
KAKALOKA!!!!
AFTER NG LUNCH
I'LL GO TO THE CR
ISA LANG HA!!!!!
Maglulunch na kami!!!!
Javion:
Yehey
Delivered. 12:30pm.