fanfiction :: ashton irwin

By bonnaroo

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In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo More

prologue
1 - are you an old man?
2 - you and will smith could be roommates
3 - such a dirty mouth
4 - gonna make you eat it
5 - it's called smut
6 - you're being a bad girl
7 - you like older men
8 - call me daddy
9 - you're my friend
10 - stop being a brat
11 - you make me frustrated
12 - guess my fingers are faster
14 - it may get explicit
15 - say my name again
16 - you're beautiful
17 - turn you on
18 - that's a good daughter?
19 - all over your legs
20 - when did your balls drop?
21 - do it for me
22 - gonna go crazy
23 - naughty things
24 - all the time
25 - for future reference
26 - for my girl
27 - this is embarassing
28 - this is pure smut
29 - wet dream
30 - warm and tight
31 - incredible sex drive
32 - be a man
33 - one last time
34 - good luck
35 - better for you
36 - that boy is not welcome
37 - you're a nun
38 - my beautiful girl
39 - make love
40 - fart on you
41 - to touch you
42 - breaking my heart
43 - just like that
44 - harry styles fetish
45 - something naughty?
46 - i'm a virgin
47 - do you want kids?

13 - are you in bed?

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Me: no no no are you serious 

Me: PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING

Ashton: lol I'm serious, you have a ton of followers

Me: yeah I guess, gosh please don't read anything I'd die 

Ashton: oh look at this, one of your stories was updated yesterday hmmmm

Me: I am BEGGING you 

Ashton: begging won't help you now maddie

Me: I'm crying!!! 

Ashton: no you're not ;) 

Me: ughhhhhhh I hate you 

Ashton: I hate you too :)

Me: what do I have to do to stop you

Ashton: why don't you want me to read it? 

Me: because ughh this is weird, even for me

Ashton: how about this, I get to read a chapter whenever you say something inappropriate to me. That's pretty fair 

Me: so now you're punishing me for having a dirty mind? 

Ashton: no, I'm just using it to my advantage. I like your mind :) 

Me: whatever, I can have a filter if I need to

Ashton: alright cool, are you the main character in your story? 

Me: yeah in one of them 

Ashton: interesting 

Me: you lil bitch 

Ashton: lol this is fun, I can't wait to start!! 

Me: where are you? 

Ashton: back home 

Me: WHAT 

Ashton: we just had a few shows in America now we're back home. Tour doesn't start until next year, I thought you knew that 

Me: oh. no I didn't know. Guess I should stalk you a little more hahaha

Ashton: or you can ask me, I'd love to tell you :) 

Me: okay I will. So are you just being lazy while you're home? :) 

Ashton: mhmm watching tv, eating, sleeping, and now reading 

Me: you just described my life lol

Ashton: we're pretty similar :) are you in school or something?

Me: ehh sort of. You could say I'm in college but I never go to class. It's just not for me hahaha

Me: I'm such a loser at life 

Ashton: you’re not a loser, you’ll figure something out eventually

Me: I wouldn't know where to start. Like I want to tell my parents but I'm scared.

Ashton: just tell them, you're 19  so it's your decision. College isn't for everyone :) 

Me: that's true :)

Ashton: what's your favorite color? :)

Me: obviously blue hahaha

Ashton: cool, favorite movie?

Me: the breakfast club :)

Ashton: I love that movie! favorite tv show? 

Me: what about me, do I get to ask you stuff? lol

Ashton: not right now, it's my turn. I want to know more about you, you probably already know about me anyway

Me: I doooooo, umm fav show is breaking bad bitch 

Ashton: HELL YEAHHH HEISENBURGGG

Me: we should cook some meth together. That’s what I wanna do in life COOK SOME BADASS METH

Ashton: hell yeah! lol 

Me: ash I'm tired :( 

Ashton: go to sleep :) 

Me: but I don't wannaaaaaa 

Ashton: are you in bed? 

Me: yep 

Ashton: I'm laying in bed

Ashton: thinking about you.

Me: STAHPPP

Ashton: NOOOOO 

Me: FINEEEE lol

Ashton: GOOD GIRL.

Me: do you sleep naked, I've always wondered hahaha 

Ashton: that's one chapter I get to read!! Lol

Me: awww I didn't even realize hahaha :( 

Ashton: and yeah I do sometimes

Ashton: do you Maddie??

Me: no I've never tried it. I bet it's comfy though, I don't wear a bra to sleep I can't 

Ashton: mmm it's very comfortable and FREEEEEE, I'm wearing underwear right now though

Me: I get bad thoughts when you say mmm just saying

Ashton: what kind of thoughts?? 

Me: nope, I'm not telling cause I don't want you to read my story

Ashton: whatever, I don't really wanna know anyway ;)

Ashton: jk I do! lol

Ashton: Maddie?

Ashton:  ok I think you went to sleep, goodnight Maddie :) 

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