Billy; "Hey, Al"
Weasel; "Yeah?"
Billy; "Do me a favor"
Weasel; "Anything"
Billy; "Staring contest. BUT it's gonna have a kick to it"
Weasel; "Okay? What is it?"
Billy; "I'm gonna look you right in the eyes, I'm gonna try to make you grin. Sound good?"
Weasel; "E-Z"
Billy; "You sure? Let me see then"
*Billy and Weasel staring at each other*
Billy; *Starts smiling*
Weasel; *Struggling to not grin*
Billy; "You can laugh! Go ahead"
Weasel; *Straining* "NO, I AIN'T"
Billy;
Weasel; *Starts blushing* "HMMM...mmmMm..."
Billy; "Your blushinnngggg"
Weasel; "Stoppp"
Billy; *Leans in closer to Al's face*
Billy; *Whispers* "We're face to face now"
Weasel; *Smiles*
Weasel; "FUCKIN' SHIT!" *Mind* "Do not lean in closer, you fucker"
Billy; *Kisses Al* "Ya' fucking lost"
Weasel; "GODDAMN IT, Why'd you do me like that!? Did you read my fucking mind!?"
Billy; "Little did you know, I can read everything your mind is saying"
Author Chan/Me; "AND, there you go. There's a ship incoming! :3"