( MAY 26 )
imessage conversation
( WYATT IS A COCKY SHIT )
archer— lion girl🦁
wyatt— noodle head🤧
noodle head🤧
okay when did you change
the name of the chat?
lion girl🦁
when did you set my contact
name to lion girl?
noodle head🤧
irrelevant when you're
claiming bullshit like
that
lion girl🦁
excuse me
i spit only facts
noodle head🤧
i've decided i don't want
you as my soulmate anymore
lion girl🦁
that's bullshit
i'm amazing
there's no one you'd rather
have as your soulmate
noodle head🤧
where did you hear that
nonsense?
lion girl🦁
finn
he text me a video of
drunk you rambling the
other night
noodle head🤧
oh, fuck
what was i saying
lion girl🦁
one video link attached
"you- you know archer, finn? i'm so lucky that she's my soulmate. she- she's so cooooool. like i wanna be that cool. and she's pretty, so that's always a bonus. she's such an awesome soulmate, finny. i bet you wish that she was your soulmate. wait- who's hat am i wearing? is this jaeden's? have i told you how much i love jaeden?"
noodle head🤧
oh my god
i was pissed off my head
lion girl🦁
drunk words are sober
thoughts my dear wyatt
i am in fact so cool
you wanna be this cool
and i'm pretty, so that's
always a bonus
noodle head🤧
okay, anything i said about
you being cool was utter
bullshit
you're lame as fuck
lion girl🦁
and what about me being
pretty?
noodle head🤧
and you call me cocky
lion girl🦁
you're sweet, oleff
noodle head🤧
yeah well, you're pretty,
singh
lion girl🦁
you've never actually seen
me in person though
how do you know everything
on my social media isn't
just photoshopped?
noodle head🤧
i've facetimed you dumbass
lion girl🦁
facetime has filters
noodle head🤧
well, i'll be seeing you in
person as soon as summer
starts if that's okay by you
lion girl🦁
it would be more than
okay if i wasn't broke as
fuck
noodle head🤧
how broke?
lion girl🦁
i have like $2.37 to my
name
i keep spending all my money
on cacti for my bedroom
noodle head🤧
wait really
lion girl🦁
yeah
this is eloise, percy, matty,
charlie, and the jackson
five
noodle head🤧
you named your cacti
after the jackson five?
lion girl🦁
it wasn't deliberate until
i got to tito
noodle head🤧
i have decided that i am
buying you a cactus so you
can name it after me
lion girl🤧
what?
"cocky noodle head"?
noodle head🤧
no
"my gorgeous soulmate
wyatt jess oleff"
lion girl🦁
we can just settle on
wyatt
noodle head🤧
fine
anyway
don't you worry about
being broke as hell because
you have a succulent issue
i've decided imma fly down
to west virginia if you
don't mind
lion girl🦁
that's not a problem
you can stay at mine if it
makes things easier
noodle head🤧
wow, only known you for
two weeks and here we are
planning a slumber party
lion girl🦁
1. it's not a slumber party
because i'm not sure about
you but i am not a five year
old girl
and 2. we are soulmates so
you're kinda stuck with me
for the rest of your life
noodle head🤧
oh god that sounds awful
lion girl🦁
wow love you too
noodle head🤧
awwww she loves me
lion girl🦁
once again
THIS IS WHY OUR
CHAT IS NAMED
"WYATT IS A COCKY
SHIT"