( MAY 14 )
imessage conversation
( SONIC BOOM🎸 )
archer— ally🎸🎹
abs— austin🌙🎤
austin🌙🎤
hey archer, how you
holding up?
ally🎸🎹
i'm still in big time
panic mode tbf
austin🌙🎤
are you sure you felt
what you felt?
are you sure it was the
soulmate feeling?
ally🎸🎹
i wish i was wrong
but you know how this
thing works
after you hit sixteen and
you seem them, you just
know
austin🌙🎤
well, now we've established
that
YOUR SOULMATE IS WYATT
FUCKING OLEFF
ally🎸🎹
okay okay so i win
for the HOTTEST
SOULMATE EVER
austin🌙🎤
YOU DO
HOT DAMN
EVEN I LOVE THAT BOY
JUST A STRAIGHT BOI
IN LOVE WITH WYATT
JESS OLEFF
ally🎸🎹
i know!!!!!!!!
who doesn't love wyatt?
austin🌙🎤
you really are so lucky
ally🎸🎹
i'm not so sure about that one
austin🌙🎤
why so?
ally🎸🎹
because, sure, ive seen him
but when the heck is wyatt
oleff going to see me
austin🌙🎤
ah
ah
well
ally🎸🎹
exactly
so i have been sixteen for
twenty four hours and have
both found my soulmate
and realised that i'm never
going to be with him
happy fucking birthday to me
austin🌙🎤
hey, you don't know you'll
never get to be with him
maybe you should try getting
in touch with him?
ally🎸🎹
that's going to be crazy hard
the boy must get like a billion
messages a day from crazed
fans claiming to be his soulmate
austin🌙🎤
damn, we have quite a
conundrum here
don't worry, we'll figure
something out
ally🎸🎹
i sure hope you're right
i'm not sure i want to go the
rest of my life without a soulmate
austin🌙🎤
you won't
besides, if needs be, you've
always got me
we can just hang together
and buy a slinky ass ferret
ally🎸🎹
you're a weirdo
have i ever told you that?
austin🌙🎤
many times
but there's no way you
could make it without me
ally🎸🎹
DO IT WITHOUT YA
austin🌙🎤
BE HERE WITHOUT YA
ally🎸🎹
ITS NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE
DOING A SOLO
austin🌙🎤
WITH YOU ITS LIKE WOAH
ally🎸🎹
YEAH AND I KNOW
austin🌙🎤
THAT IIIIII OWN THIS
DREAM
ally🎸🎹
CAUSE IIIIII GOT YOU WITH
ME
austin🌙🎤
THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YOU
ally🎸🎹
DO IT WITHOUT YOU
austin🌙🎤
BE HERE WITHOUT YOU