"Wrong number buddy" ON HIATUS

By ABCfanfic3000

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When a stranger messages a young boy named Eddie Kasbrak, an unlikely friendship blossoms.. or is it more? More

"Wrong number buddy"
"URSOCUTEANDIMMABOUTTODIE OFCUTENESSOVERLOAD"
"Also cool friends"
"Do you have insta?"
"*facepalms*"
"IMMA BEAT YOUR CUTE LITTLE BUTT ON SATURDAY"
"YES WE STAN THE GAYS"
"Chee!"
"AND THAT MEANS I TOOK EDS VIRGINITY"
"spaghetti fell off my skateboard"
"WE MADE THE BEAN SAD,WE'RE COMING TO SLEEPOVER BEN!"
"STANLEY URIS LET ME OUT RIGHT NOW!"
"Fine, don't bother coming back then"
"Just kiss already"
"Sorry ladies, he's mine"
"REDDIE REDDIE REDDIE"
"I'm surrounded by idiots"
"your telling us you don't want to be our boyfriend?"
"thanks for worrying but we broke up"

"DERRY?! AS IN DERRY MAINE??"

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Rainy days make me wish I had friends to spend them with...

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majortrashmoth69: aw eds you can message me!
asthmaaesthetic: (〃ω〃)
reddieforships: AWWW

denbruh: NO EDDIE WE R U FRIENDOS
Jewsamr: Speak in lowercase, Bill.
denbruh: NEVERRR
homeschooler3000: I love that convo

Elliehatesluv: Aww poor babyyy

Ginger6.9: we love you eddieeee!!
Bennyboi: Yeah!!!!

Private DMs

Richie: hey eds you ok?

Eddie: Not really

Richie: whats wrong? im worried now

Eddie: Where I live I don't have friends because I hardly ever go outside

Richie: well why dont you go outside?

Eddie: My mom. She thinks I'm gonna get
sick every single time I leave the
house. I'm homeschooled and can
only leave to get my "medicine"

Richie: what do you mean "medicine"?

Eddie: They're gazebos

Richie: gazebos???

Eddie: Yeah, y'know? Fake medicine,
bullshit

Richie: ...eds thats placebos

Eddie: Oh, whatever. The only thing I do
have is asthma

Richie: aw eds im sorry that sucks. maybe
one day we can meet in person! i
might even live in the same town
as you!

Eddie: Yeah right, Derry is a shithole

Richie: NO

Eddie: What??

Richie: NO FUCKING WAY

Eddie: What's wrong???

Richie: DERRY?! AS IN DERRY MAINE??

Eddie: Yes? Why, do you know it?

Richie: Know it, grew up in it, LIVE in it

Eddie: DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEART
STRINGS TOZIER

Richie: I'M NOT I LIVE IN DERRY

Eddie: :000000000 WOAH

Richie: WE SHOULD MEET!

Eddie: ... How do I know you're not a 8392
year old man?

Richie: i sent u a pic of me!!

Eddie: Send another

Richie:

There??

Eddie: Fuck I'm so gay

Richie: #relatable

Eddie: ... THATS EVEN WORSE THAT
STANS COMING OUT but we all
love and support you

Richie: he says while adrien was beaten
up and thrown over a bridge for
having a bf

Eddie: They had no excuse to do that but
if he wasn't so mouthy he might've
survived

Richie: and if he didnt have asthma he
wouldve swum to safety

Eddie: fair enough then

Richie: ANYWAYS how about we meet up

Eddie: And i can leave the house how..?

Richie: sneak out! OR yell at your mom
and come and live with me forever
my mom's always wanted a girl

Eddie: ... EXCUSEEEE ME

Richie: i mean the way u dress and take
aesthetic photos and shit... and ur
tiny like u ACT feminine not is girl

Eddie: And WHAT would I see if I went on
ur insta??

Richie: skateboards. photos with friends??
i dont know what ur trying to pull
here eds

Eddie:

STEREOTYPICAL SKATER GURL
and don't call me eds

Richie: u still act more feminine than me

Eddie: fair and lets ignore how we gonna
meet, what about when?

Richie: saturday... 2?

Eddie: Works for me

Richie: the other losers have no life so
theyll prob come
WAIT MIKE HAS
A FARM LIFE
________________________________

I finally updated!!! Wait, I gotta make this 500 words, THERE!

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