"*facepalms*"

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thetrashman changed eds name to    
                      facepalm

facepalm: Hey! Can you tell me what I
                   did??

januaryembers: what did he do rich????

thetrashman: 

sheepboi: *facepalms*

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sheepboi: *facepalms*

januaryembers: ^

loveydovey: ^

noodlehair: ^

didistutter: ^

thetrashman; ^

facepalm: WHAT DID I DO???
Read

facepalm: Meanies

facepalm: WAIT ITS A SHIP NAME

noodlehair: It has been two hours...

facepalm: SHUT UR MOUTH
                  STANLONBROUGH

januaryembers: OHHHH

facepalm: Whatever benverly

loveydovey: Thank you!

facepalm: You're welcome Ben! If you
                   weren't such a hetero (and
                   taken) I'd date you

sheepboi: i love how that's the way you
                  came out.

facepalm: I was never in the closet,
                  nobody asked

didistutter: OHH BURN MIKE

facepalm: Are any of you guys in the
                  closet?

sheepboi: nah, we're all straight except for
                  bev who is bi.

facepalm: ..So you guys are in the closet?

januaryembers: ik! its so obvious!

loveydovey: I don't know how they don't
                     see it

didistutter: WE'RE STRAIGHT THOO

loveydovey: Since Eddie is new(ish) let him
                     guess again

facepalm: Ok!
                  Bev= bi (obvi)
                  Ben= straight
                  Rich= gay
                  Mike= bi
                  Bill= bi
                  Stan= gay

thetrashman changed their name to gayforedsmom

gayforedsmom: the only person who has
                            my heart

didistutter: you wrong tho

januaryembers: U SPOKE IN LOWERCASE
                             HES BI WE R BI BUDDIES

loveydovey: Yep!

sheepboi: Nope!

noodlehair: My little cousin: Why don't you  
                     have a girlfriend?
                     Me: I like men.
                     Him: Why don't you have a
                     boyfriend?
                     Me:

gayforedsmom: THATS HOW YOU COME
                             OUT

noodlehair: Me: Dad, I'm transgender.
                     My dad: You are a girl! That's
                     not in the Torah!
                     Me: *getting on my knees*
                     Jesus, I'm transgender. Now
                     please make me an atheist.

Januaryembers: WE SUPPORT YOU!! (and
                             the Jewish joke as well)

noodlehair: Teacher: Today we are going
                     to be learning about sexual   
                     education.
                     Me, an asexual: *Leaves the
                     room.*
                     Me: *Comes back in, grabs
                     Ben and leaves the room.*

Loveydovey: Why me?? 😂 And we still
                      love you!!

noodlehair: God: So how many people do
                    you want to date?
                    My polyamorous ass: Yes.

sheepboi: You are amazing Stan and I love
                  that this is how you're coming
                  out!!

noodlehair: I'm done now.

didistutter: YES WE STAN YOU STANNN

gayforedsmom: ^

facepalm: ^

sheepboi: ^

Loveydovey: ^

Januaryembers: ^

noodlehair: None of you guys are straight
                    (except Ben) so it'd be weird if
                     you didn't. Unless it was
                     internalised homophobia.

gayforedsmom: you ppl know im straight
                            right?!
                           
facepalm: pfft

facepalm changed their name to
chee'sindenial

gayforedsmom: Chee? That's cute ;)

chee'sindenial: ...

didistutter: IM READY FOR REDDIE

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