"Wrong number buddy" ON HIATUS

"DERRY?! AS IN DERRY MAINE??"

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Rainy days make me wish I had friends to spend them with...

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majortrashmoth69: aw eds you can message me!
asthmaaesthetic: (〃ω〃)
reddieforships: AWWW

denbruh: NO EDDIE WE R U FRIENDOS
Jewsamr: Speak in lowercase, Bill.
denbruh: NEVERRR
homeschooler3000: I love that convo

Elliehatesluv: Aww poor babyyy

Ginger6.9: we love you eddieeee!!
Bennyboi: Yeah!!!!

Private DMs

Richie: hey eds you ok?

Eddie: Not really

Richie: whats wrong? im worried now

Eddie: Where I live I don't have friends because I hardly ever go outside

Richie: well why dont you go outside?

Eddie: My mom. She thinks I'm gonna get
sick every single time I leave the
house. I'm homeschooled and can
only leave to get my "medicine"

Richie: what do you mean "medicine"?

Eddie: They're gazebos

Richie: gazebos???

Eddie: Yeah, y'know? Fake medicine,
bullshit

Richie: ...eds thats placebos

Eddie: Oh, whatever. The only thing I do
have is asthma

Richie: aw eds im sorry that sucks. maybe
one day we can meet in person! i
might even live in the same town
as you!

Eddie: Yeah right, Derry is a shithole

Richie: NO

Eddie: What??

Richie: NO FUCKING WAY

Eddie: What's wrong???

Richie: DERRY?! AS IN DERRY MAINE??

Eddie: Yes? Why, do you know it?

Richie: Know it, grew up in it, LIVE in it

Eddie: DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEART
STRINGS TOZIER

Richie: I'M NOT I LIVE IN DERRY

Eddie: :000000000 WOAH

Richie: WE SHOULD MEET!

Eddie: ... How do I know you're not a 8392
year old man?

Richie: i sent u a pic of me!!

Eddie: Send another

Richie:

There??

Eddie: Fuck I'm so gay

Richie: #relatable

Eddie: ... THATS EVEN WORSE THAT
STANS COMING OUT but we all
love and support you

Richie: he says while adrien was beaten
up and thrown over a bridge for
having a bf

Eddie: They had no excuse to do that but
if he wasn't so mouthy he might've
survived

Richie: and if he didnt have asthma he
wouldve swum to safety

Eddie: fair enough then

Richie: ANYWAYS how about we meet up

Eddie: And i can leave the house how..?

Richie: sneak out! OR yell at your mom
and come and live with me forever
my mom's always wanted a girl

Eddie: ... EXCUSEEEE ME

Richie: i mean the way u dress and take
aesthetic photos and shit... and ur
tiny like u ACT feminine not is girl

Eddie: And WHAT would I see if I went on
ur insta??

Richie: skateboards. photos with friends??
i dont know what ur trying to pull
here eds

Eddie:

STEREOTYPICAL SKATER GURL
and don't call me eds

Richie: u still act more feminine than me

Eddie: fair and lets ignore how we gonna
meet, what about when?

Richie: saturday... 2?

Eddie: Works for me

Richie: the other losers have no life so
theyll prob come
WAIT MIKE HAS
A FARM LIFE
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