Request: Natasha isolates herself.
Okay so I found it funny that I am writing this when everyone is in quarantine and couldn't resist writing something related. (Picture is not mine, credit goes to the original owner)
Natasha: *cough* "Oh no." *looks in horror*
You: "Was...that a cough?"
Natasha: "I think it was."
Peter: *Throws a bag of toilet paper and one mask to her* "Yeet, I'm out."
Tony: "We are going to die."
Steve: "Calm down Tony, and Peter put that down."
Bruce: "Yeah, it might just be an allergy."
Natasha: *cough again*
Bruce: *immediately pushes hand sanitisers towards her*
You: "Guys, y'all are being ridi-"
Natasha: *cough again*
You: "Oh honey, you're making this hard."
Peter, Tony: *desperately spraying the air with cleaners*
Steve: *sighing and thinking why he lives with them*
Bruce: *he already was like nope, not happening*
Thor: *who knows where he is?*
Bucky, Sam: *trying not to kill each other at S.H.I.E.L.D* (totally irrelevant)
Natasha: *cough again*
You: "Nope, I'm done." *pushes Natasha into a room with the toilet paper, mask and sanitisers*
Natasha: *thinking why she is dating an idiot*
Breaking news: 'Black Widow, aka Natasha Romanoff,
coughed four times in a row,
has self-isolated.
Natasha: *being perfectly fine and enjoying her self isolation*
Okay so obviously this was a joke, please do not hoard toilet paper or sanitisers or panic buy. If you are sick, please go the doctor. If you are not, please avoid going out. Stay safe and take care :)
Meanwhile in Asgard...
Thor: "Today we will drink in celebration!"
Everyone else: *agrees*
Thor: *thinking while drinking* I should visit Earth soon. Wait, didn't Father send down a creature to kill everyone? Oh never mind it's for the greater good. *continues drinking beer*