luke:
mike
i think i'm catching feelings
michael:
luke no
luke:
luke yes
michael:
dear god
you said you weren't gonna catch feelings
luke:
AND YOU BELIEVED ME?
michael:
LMAO
what are you gonna do
luke:
michael:
that is bad
luke:
feels bad
my friendship with cal is good
i don't wanna fuck it up because i caught feelings like an idiot
michael:
it's not like you can control it
luke:
ugh
michael:
honestly you should've seen this coming
luke:
ughhhhhh
michael:
i mean
y'all are already together pretty much
so
luke:
yeah but no feelingsssssss
feelings are baddddd
i'm just gonna ignore it
michael:
bad
luke:
welp
[incoming message from doctor atlas in luke was forced to see james charles' ass on the tl again <3: i just thought about having to take my boards three years from now and almost died]
luke:
y- what
doctor atlas:
i have to be certified by the board to be a surgeon
luke:
i thought your residency was only three years
doctor atlas:
that was before i decided i want to be a neurosurgeon
luke:
derek shepherd?
doctor atlas:
yeah
luke:
NICE
doctor atlas:
but yeah i'm already worried about my boards a ha ha it's fine
ashton:
you're gonna do great
it's three years from now and i already know you're gonna ace them
calum my bf <3:
wait if you're gonna be a neurosurgeon can you make michael less of an asshole
michael:
IM RIGHT HERE
calum my bf <3:
yeah
doctor atlas:
no cal
calum my bf <3:
damn
luke:
hfgrwhbfjknsdjkfh
michael:
i'm glad i grew out of my doctor phase that shit sounds hard
doctor atlas:
it is
it's very hard
calum my bf <3:
how much debt are you gonna be in for the rest of your life
doctor atlas:
i'm actually not
i worked through college and med school so
luke:
were u a model like izzie stevens
doctor atlas:
ew i hate her
and no
i worked and my parents helped as well so
they covered my insurance and rent until i got out of med school
and my grandparents paid for college
michael:
you have rich grandparents??
doctor atlas:
yes
he used to be a ceo at forbes and she was an anesthesiologist for almost 40 years
michael:
how much do anesthesiologists make i-
doctor atlas:
$350k-$560k a year
ashton:
WHATRT HWE FUCK
doctor atlas:
yeah
i considered it
but i like neurosurgery so
luke:
HAHAHA FUCK
MAYBE ILL DO THAT
calum my bf <3:
you're so indecisive
luke:
yeah
doctor atlas:
you're still going back to school right
luke:
yeah
doctor atlas:
biology?
luke:
not anymore
changed my mind
ashton:
i-
luke:
gonna do social sciences
michael:
you're gonna what
luke:
social sciences
then i'm gonna get a maSTERS and study psychology
i'm not gonna change my mind this time i swear
calum my bf <3:
dshghjdgwfjg
doctor atlas:
oooooh nice
are you gonna do criminal psychology or clinical
luke:
criminal
i enjoyed working in that field
just not as a forensic scientist lmao
michael:
you both make me feel So Stupid
ashton:
LMAO SAME
calum my bf <3:
ashton hush you're an attorney-
ashton:
:/
doctor atlas:
you're all smart
we're just smarter <3
luke:
ATLASGHBEJNSDK.GDHJK
doctor atlas:
kidding, kidding
:)
calum my bf <3:
you're terrible
ashton:
he's BABIE
michael:
oh don't start
ashton:
he schleep
luke:
AIRPORT??
calum my bf <3:
AIRPORT,.,
michael:
WHY AIRPORT
ashton:
we're going to australia please i-
luke:
why-
ashton:
visiting my family
doctor atlas:
flying to houston to visit my sister first*
then australia*
ashton:
yeah that
calum my bf <3:
you're just,, taking a detour to houston
doctor atlas:
no
got a layover
michael:
how long is the layover??
doctor atlas:
a day
luke:
WHAT
doctor atlas:
we did it on purpose why are you all yELLING AT ME SHGFGHFKSJ
calum my bf <3:
we just
cannot understand this
doctor atlas:
my sister just had a baby
and we figured it'd be easy
most of the flights had layovers somewhere in texas anyway so we just got the one with a long layover in her city
luke:
dear god
ashton:
dsigvwjhkd
calum my bf <3:
in other news calum is being offered a very very very VERY amazing job
michael:
oooooh what is it
calum my bf <3:
.....i can't actually tell you
sorry
but trust me it's amazing
doctor atlas:
is it in san diego or
luke:
NEW YORK
ashton:
ITS IN NEW YORK?
calum my bf <3:
YES
doctor atlas:
NICE
michael:
OH SO LUKE ALREADY KNEW
luke:
of course i knew i-
doctor atlas:
yeah idk why you're surprised that he knew
calum my bf <3:
cgsfbhjkvjahjvdsak
luke's my boy <3
michael:
you just love him because he's good in bed
luke:
MICHAEL
ashton:
LMAO
calum my bf <3:
he's not wrong but i love you for many other reasons that don't involve your body
ashton:
modern romance
calum my bf <3:
r-
luke:
romance.,.,?.,??,..?.,??
doctor atlas:
you're both so easy to make awkward
calum my bf <3:
r o m a n c e
michael:
dear god you're both so strange
luke:
.....
calum my bf <3:
......
ashton:
luke:
ashton i swear
calum my bf <3:
ASHTON STOP
doctor atlas:
luke:
oh my god oh my god
calum my bf <3:
wedonthavesexualtension
michael:
luke:
ashton:
okay stop we're turning into 2012 tumblr
calum my bf <3:
HSHFJFHSJSKD
do i post
luke:
sono così bagnato dio per favore perdonami per quello che sto per fare
michael:
w-what
doctor atlas:
LUKE NO
luke:
JSHFJDKSKS WHAT
oh my god do you speak italian
oh no
oh fuck
doctor atlas:
MY MOMS SIDE OF MY FAMILY IS FULL-BLOODED ITALIAN, DUMBASS
YES I SPEAK ITALIAN
luke:
FUCK
ashton:
WHATD HE SAY
doctor atlas:
NO
luke:
THANK U
calum my bf <3:
shdjfkdksksk
do i wanna know
doctor atlas:
i doubt it
calum my bf <3:
wait but fr should i post that pic
luke:
michael:
LUKE
luke:
JUST BEING HONEST
doctor atlas:
yes post it
calum my bf <3:
THANK YOU
i'm glad at least someone can manage to not be horny for five seconds
luke:
>:-(
[incoming message from calum my bf <3: what'd you say in italian tho]
luke:
no
calum my bf <3:
:(
luke:
can i drive down
calum my bf <3:
are you that horny
luke:
no i fr just wanna hang out
....i'm also horny tho
calum my bf <3:
djfhebjknds
yeah you can come over
can you pick up pizza on the way
luke:
bet
can i leave now or
calum my bf <3:
yeah
i'm leaving work now so
luke:
BET
okay ill see u soon drive safe
calum my bf <3:
you too pls
luke:
always
calum my bf <3:
not always
we both know you speed
luke:
yeah but i'm safe about it
calum my bf <3:
:|
luke:
don't look at me like that
calum my bf <3:
fjhvehbfjsndk
i'll see you soon
luke:
okie dokie :-)