GOLDEN GIRL [TOM HOLLAND]

By emozicons

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The tale in which Cash Downey thinks everything and everyone is stupid, including Tom Holland. [social media... More

INTRODUCING
01. 'dumb premiere'
02. 'the morning after'
03. 'the ex'
04. 'pizza party'
05. 'charlie's angels'
06. 'the leap of faith'
07. 'premiere day, part one'
08. 'premiere day, part two'
09. 'the after party, part one'
10. 'the after party, part two'
11. 'the morning after the after party'
12. 'happy hunger games'
13. 'avengers ass-emble'
14. 'pre-game'
15. 'the first date'
16. 'the feels'
17. 'pitch please'
18. 'miss bradshaw'
19. 'getcha head in the game'
20. 'the start of something new'
21. 'leaving on a jet plane'
22. '3500 miles'
23. 'h-h-hasey?'
24. 'fair warning'
25. 'truthfully'
26. 'brave'
27. 'pucker up'
28. 'hotlanta'
29. 'non-bio big bros'
30. 'off her game'
31. 'team prep'
32. 'slumber party'
33. 'as in tonight, tonight?'
35. 'ambush on three'
36. '1-800-MOMMA'
37. 'clap back'

34. 'better (wo)man'

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IMESSAGE GC
WHERE DEM GIRLS AT
holla dolla [cash]
lizzie maguire [liz]
basket casey [casey]

holla dolla
okay so what would y'all say if i told you that i'm flying back to nyc in 5 hours to go on fallon?🤗

basket casey
woah there

good morning to you too cash how's things

lizzie maguire

aka hi cash pls come back immediately i miss you and casey is making me do CHORES

and ooooOoohHh will you take me to fallon?

basket casey
if she does will you do all your chores?🤔🤔

lizzie maguire
now let's not get too hasty here

aka probs not 🤷🏻‍♀️

holla dolla
if you can get your ass into gear by 8:30 and do all your chores

then yes

lizzie maguire

basket casey
why don't i have that kinda pull?

lizzie maguire
stop acting like my mom and then maybe i'll listen to you 🤪🤪🤪

basket casey
my god you need to grow up already

you left a bowl of alphabetti spaghetti in the sink for three days liz

THREE DAYS

lizzie maguire
urgh there she goes AGAIN 🙄

big ungermeyer energy

basket casey


holla dolla
alphabetti spaghetti?? you're LITERALLY 20 years old

and second what do we think

am i just setting myself up for further embarrassment or...

basket casey
i think this is gonna ROCK

especially if i get to go backstage too 🤠

holla dolla
ofc i'm taking you backstage

it takes two of us to tame liz

tbf we could use three but z's outta town🤷🏻‍♀️

lizzie maguire
hEY

i'm a JOY to be around

and i guarantee jimmy fallon is gonna ask me to be his co-host by the end of the night 🤗

holla dolla
see what i mean

this is why you have to convince us to take you places elizabeth 🤷🏻‍♀️

lizzie maguire
hEy don't full name me you're not my amma

and oh my god they should livestream shane's reaction

would probs give them the promo they need to sell more albums 🤷🏻‍♀️

basket casey

holla dolla
two words:

NO and COMMENT 🤗

basket casey
what does spidey think?

we saw him get all hubby protective on the gram 🥵

holla dolla
well about that

last night we sorta kinda

you know

lizzie maguire
BEDDED

YASSS BBY

BLESS UP

basket casey
holy moly

ma gurl is WIFED

lizzie maguire
so cash when's the wedding

and are you by any chance paying for my bridesmaid dress 🤔

basket casey
big ungermeyer energy?

more like big maid of honor energy!! 🤩

lizzie maguire
honestly casey get a grip

i've been waiting for this gig since i was eight years old BITCH 💁🏻‍♀️

holla dolla
right ladies let's put our bouquets down for a second we ain't there yet

and um i actually haven't told him i'm leaving yet...😬

lizzie maguire
WHAT

oh my god cash you're a MESS 🤦🏻‍♀️

basket casey
CASH HENDRIX DOWNEY

so you're telling us you spent the night with him and are prepped to be WIFED DOWN but you haven't told him you're jetting off to nyc in like 5 hours?

lizzie maguire
again, you're a MESS

and that's ME talking

ME that left a bowl of alphabetti spaghetti in the sink for THREE DAYS

basket casey
ALAS A CONFESSION

lizzie maguire
get over it ungermeyer

back to stupid over here

you're a MESS

holla dolla
alright guys put down your pitchforks!

we had the BEST night and obvi i wanna stay and secure my mans but i just can't pass off the opportunity to make a stand on this whole shane thing

you don't understand how humiliating this has been for me

my DAD has had to listen to a song about me in BED

MY DAD

lizzie maguire
WE GET IT

basket casey
cash we totally understand how important it is for you to make a stand against that asshole

you owe it to all the tears you've ugly cried onto our shoulders for the past year

but you could've at least told the guy! 😭

holla dolla
does it make it any better if i only found out an hour ago myself?😬

lizzie maguire
nope

you've had a whole 60 minutes to give the guy a heads up

and you live in the same village!! 🤯

holla dolla
it's not an actual village stupid

but yeah i guess you're right

oh god what have i become to admit that YOU'RE right

lizzie maguire
i'm always right

it's wired into my genetic code 🤗

but URGH cashmere i'm SO disappointed in u

basket casey
she's right cashmere

you need to get your ass to his room and TELL HIM you're leaving asap

holla dolla

lizzie maguire
hold up peralta

i think you might be a lil too late

www.enews.com/fallon-tonight-drops-DNCE-for-cash-downey-in-midst-of-album-scandal./
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FALLON TONIGHT DROPS DNCE FOR CASH DOWNEY IN MIDST OF ALBUM SCANDAL
E-News - February 10th 2017

Pictured above: DNCE on the cover of their title album [top], Cash Downey [20] at the premiere of Captain America: Civil War.

Ever heard of that bitch karma? No? Well, you might know her by another name, and that name is Cash Downey.

Last week DNCE released their debut title album, with many of its tracklist containing deeply intimate lyrics about frontman Shane Voss' [23] two year relationship with actress Cash Downey [20], spurring somewhat of an online war between both DNCE'ers and Dollarz.

Voss has himself stated that the album 'an ode to everything that came with dating a legacy', referring to Downey's star-studded parents Robert Downey Jr [53] and Sarah Jessica Parker [52]. The youngest Downey rose to fame in 2010 with her Oscar-winning performance in American Western 'True Grit', which many accredit to her father's ongoing contract with Paramount Pictures.

Voss, who wrote intimate tell-all tracks including 'Be Mean' and 'Truthfully', made a statement last week just minutes after Downey released her own statement branding the album 'a record of lies and deceit'. Voss rebutted by calling a press conference, stating that '[Downey] is a fraud that owes her fame to lucking out on the gene-front.'

Cash Downey arriving at John F. Kennedy airport, New York earlier this week.

Downey took to her Instagram earlier this week letting her 77.8 million followers know that she was 'thriving, flying and most definitely not quitting' in light of the album's release, and we here at E News might know why Cash has a new spring in her social media step!

Downey has been seen this past week at Pinewood Studios, Atlanta to visit new beau Spiderman: Homecoming actor Tom Holland! It looks like things are getting pretty serious between the pair, as they were spotted hand-in-hand in downtown Atlanta this past weekend by fans who approached them for selfies.

Pictured above: A selfie of the new couple posted to Holland's Instagram.

But has Cash grown bored of Tom already? Was he just a rebound after her highly public breakup with Shane Voss? Your guess is as good as ours as it has been confirmed by The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon that Downey will be leaving her Marvel beau in Atlanta for New York just in time to sit down with Jimmy and dish all the details on her feud with Voss.

After dropping DNCE from their lineup, the Tonight Show have confirmed that 'good friend of the show' Cash will be talking with Jimmy about all things Voss tonight, giving her a chance to tell her side of the story 'truthfully'. But will Holland be watching? These are all the questions we need answered!

We here at E! are so excited to hear Downey dish the dirt on her ex-beau, and see who in fact is telling the truth. You know we love our facts here at E! 😏

Catch Cash Downey on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon at 12AM ET! We'll be watching!
________________________________

PRIVATE CONVERSATION
thomas [tom]
cashmere [cash]

cashmere
hey spidey are you free to talk? 🤪

heellloooooo

this is kinda urgent

thomas
oh i bet

haven't you got a plane to catch?

cashmere
you saw the article, right?

tom i can explain

thomas
i think the entire world knew you were leaving for new york except for me

why didn't you just tell me?

i thought we were supposed to be in this together cash

cashmere
we are tom!!

you're the only person i wanna be in a shit storm like this with believe me

but i had to do this

you have to understand

thomas
cash i do understand

all i want to do is support you but i can't help but feel like an afterthought

this is big cash and i could've been there to support you

cashmere
oh god why are you always right?😔

i was just scared that you'd think i was obsessed with shane or something

thomas
i don't think that at all

like at all

but i just can't believe that i had to read that my own girlfriend was leaving for nyc on twitter

wait

cashmere
you just called me your girlfriend 🤭

am i your girlfriend

do you want me to be your girlfriend?

thomas
forget it

maybe we're not there yet

if we can't communicate on things this important than maybe we need to rethink

cashmere
don't do this

tom please 😩

i'm there

i'm the mayor of there!!

thomas
have fun in new york

i'll see you whenever

cashmere
tom please
Read at 13:28

c'mon we can talk this out!
Read at 13:29

i thought you were different
Read at 13:30

thomas
i thought you trusted me
Read at 13:32

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