682-1: Why do you always torture me?!
Author: Because you always destroy everything. From now on, if there is a question to everyone, you cannot answer on it.
682-1: ...
Author: Anyway, first set of questions from iamPESTILENCE
5205: What?! *Dissapears*
682-1: Heheheh, now nothing stops me from killing all of you!
Author: We have defeated you three days ago, so we will defeat you again.
682-1: If you are so sure about that, then prove it! *Attacks Author*
Author: *Wants to dodge, but 682 is frozen and cannot move* What?
682-1: What is that?!
5205: Sorry, not today.
682-1: How?! He erased you from time and space!
5205: I know. Normally, it would take me few minutes to come back, because connection is weak in the Multiversal void, but I had an idea, which saved me some time.
682-1: ... What did you do?
5205: I have killed myself and came back to my save point in this universe. Simple.
682-1: ... Fuck my life.
5205: *Hits 682-1 and reduced his mass by 99%*.
682-1: I hate you so much...
5205: And he won't be a problem anymore. And second of all, I am not a jerk bro!
682-1: Ugh... I don't know, I have never met him. And I don't have that power anymore, 5205 erased it long time ago to make sure, that I won't destroy anything.
Bright: I have singed a pact with SCP-738 to do that.
173: *Tries to run away*
5205: *Closes her with 131s* As you wish my friend.
Author: Thanks, but it doesn't work on him. We have already tried that. And to make sure, that he doesn't do anything stupid, we have SCP-5205, who takes care of him.
682-2: How am I supposed to do that? I cannot fly, and the pressure will hurt me!
5205: *Protects her with a giant shield* Lets go, we will be back soon *Teleports them on the first planet*
682-1: Fuuuu... *Gets teleported to another universe*
SCPs: Hi.
035, 049, 049-J, 053, 079, 096, 131s, 166, 173, 353, 457, 735 939, 953, 990, 999, 1048s, 2295 and 4494: We don't mind that.
073: I prefer my real name, Cain.
076: Abel, just call me Abel.
085: Cassie.
105: Iris.
106: Larry.
191: I would like to have my own name... But I don't remember it...
529: Meow.
Author: *Pets 529* I know Josie, I know, you already have your own name.
811: Aé.
1471: MalO.
1943: I prefer to be called Sarah.
2599: Zena Cho is my real name and I prefer to be called with it.
2662: Cthulu is alright.
5205: *Comes back with 682-2* Did we miss something?
Author: No, you can answer this question.
682-2: SCP is ok.
5205: Same here, but you can name me whatever you like.
Every male character: Ugh... *Steps on it* Ouch...
953: Alright, done, your turn girls.
*Time skip*
Every single girl: *Wears cat ears* Meow...
105: And I will answer that for everyone. That won't be necesarry, we don't have protests anymore, everyone is equal.
5205: John is not here, give me a second. *Calls John* Hey John, how are you doing?
John: Pretty good, what do you need?
5205: Look, I know that you have holidays, but we have got a question for you, I will send you a screenshot. *Sends it* Could you answer on that?
John: Yea, sure, I saw that long time ago and I really like it.
5205: Alright, bye! *Ends the call*
Everyone: Yes, we have Bright, that's enough, especially when he was in the body of a monkey.
5205: *Brings a wolf and pets it*
953: Help! *Tries to run away*
Author: *Grabs her* Look, I know that you are afraid, but it is time to defeat your fears.
953: ...
Author: Nothing bad will happen, I promise, look at everyone.
*Everyone else: *Pets the wolf*
953: ... Alright, but you go first.
Author: Sure. *Comes closer and pets the wolf* Who is a good boy? Who is a good boy? Yes, you are!
953: ... Fine... *Slowly comes closer, but she is definitely scared*
105: Don't be scared, he won't bite you.
953: I don't trust him... *Slowly comes closer and sits next to the wolf*
Wolf: *Jumps on 953 and starts to lick her face*
953: Noo! He tries to eat me! Help!
Author: No, he simply likes you, don't worry.
953: Alright, fine, but tell him to release me!
Author: *Takes a steak* Would you like some meat?
Wolf: *Instantly runs to Author and takes the meat*
Author: There you go.
079: In this universe, it will be broken many times. But in the entire Multiverse, it will get broken infinityplex times.
076: And how much is that?
079: 10^(10^∞)
076: ...
Every male character: Why?! Torture 682-1 when he comes back, not us!
105: Do it.
Every male character: ... *Puts on a dress*
Every female character: That's simple, Bright going to 682's cell to copulate with him. This video is very popular.
073: It was supposed to be an SCP.
105: But Bright is an SCP. SCP-963.
Bright: No, my medallion is an SCP, I am not!
105: Whatever.
049-J: *Sits sad in the corner* Thanks... But I am so stupid... I allowed them to cook my baby... I am a terrible father!
682-1: *Comes back from alternate universe* I am never doing that again! *Checks the question* Whatever, I don't really care, and I have no clue who would win, but we will see soon, because they are arguing at this moment.
076 and 735: *Argue with each other*
Everyone: Yup.
049: Sure, I was out of lavender lately.
035: Well, I think that we all know what I would do and I don't have to explain anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
106: Uhm, are you sure about that? I am over 100 years old and my body is covered in acid. I doubt that you want that. If you really want, then sure, but don't tell me that I didn't warn you.
5205: Give me a second. *Goes through the portal and comes back one minute later with SCP-1504* There you go, I have reduced his effects, so everyone can understand him. 1504, could you answer the question now?
1504: Uhm, honestly, I don't know what to think about that... I think that I will go and buy a pizza to celebrate that.
Author: We are officially adding SCP-1504 to the Ask, feel free to ask and dare him.
079: What?! Ugh... Fine... 682... You look really good today.
682-1: Oh shut up! 5205 reduced my size by 99%! I look terrible!
079: Well, I tried.
106: *Takes the baguette and hides in the pocket dimension*
096: What?
457: Eating.
049: Yea, sure, I know that this isn't the real egg and there won't be a baby from that. *Makes scrambled eggs*
682-1: What?!
Author: Don't worry, it is not a love story, check this. *Shows him*
682-1: ... Alright, I can tolerate that, if that was a love story, then I would gladly kill you.
073: We didn't have a chance to go there, it was closed, because they had to fix everything after an accident.
Author: And that was the last question, thank you everyone, don't hesitate to write more questions, see you again soon!