Harry: *Sitting there on the computer, scrolling through fan mail as though this is an everyday activity...in which it probably is for young Harry*
Hermione: Harry! Harry!
Harry: WHAT DO YOU WANT, HERMY, IM TRYING TO READ MY FAN MAIL. ALWAYS INVADING MY FAN GIRL TIME, MY GOD HERMIONE YOU'RE SO STUPID!
Hermione: I was just about to give you back your Potions homework but I don't think I will now! You treat me like I'm dirt!
Harry: No! No! I'm sorry! Hermione did I ever tell you how beautiful your bushy hair is when food gets caught in it?
Hermione: I have had it, Harry! I hope Slenderman gets you! *Leaves*
Harry: Slenderman? Huh, must be Snape. He never eats.
*Later at around 10:00 pm, way past Harry's bed time where he should be getting his beauty sleep*
Harry: So tired...I should be in bed...I say no but my computer...my computer is also telling me no. But tumblr says yes, they post so much sutff about me on here...and Draco, but who cares about him...lets search something else
*Harry opens new tab and types in 'Slenderman'*
Harry: Faceless dude with a suit, kills children...well I guess if you're going to kill people better do it in style...Hey! This dude kind of looks like Voldemort! But he's classier! *Does more research*
Slenderman: *Appears behind Harry*
Harry: *Sees picture of Draco and Snape* OK! I think that's enough of the internet today...*Switches off computer and turns around*
Slenderman: ...
Harry: ...
Slenderman: ...
Harry: *Insert greatest screams known to man here*
Slenderman: *Reaches forward*
Harry: *Runs off*
Slenderman: I only wanted an autograph from Harry freakin' Potter, or at least a hug...or 20 dollars but it appears I have come to the wrong country, they only give pounds and galleons *Sobs*
*Later*
*Someone knocks at Snape's door*
Snape: Oh dear god, I bet it's Lucius trying to get me to plait his hair again...*Gets up and opens door*
Slenderman: ...
Snape: I've heard about you
Slenderman: I've heard about you too.
Snape: ...
Slenderman: Give me 20 dollars
Snape: Will you go away if I do?
Slenderman: Yes, it's all I came to Hogwarts for
Snape: *Opens manly pink purse* Here we are, it's not like I'm ever going to go to America anyway
Slenderman: Thanks, if there's anybody you need to be killed, just give me a call...*Leaves*
Snape: I-I...I made a friend? I made a friend! I MADE A FRIEND!
Harry: Psh, stop imagining things