Me: Hey guys, we got a note! *waves note in front of their faces*
Dot: Yay! Open it!
*opens note and reads ship*
Me: Oooo, we got a ship that Tedros specifically suggested!
Tedros: Whoop whoop!! Wait a second.....I never suggested a shi-
*claps hands in air twice*
*a big title appears with the words 'Tophie' on it*
*spotlights appear on Sophie and Tedros*
Me: Surprise! *jazz hands*
Agatha: Just, no.
Sophie: I'm in two ships in a row! That must be a world record or something.
Tedros: *faints*
Sophie: What a dramatic baby.
Me: Do you guys ship or not?
Agatha: Absolutely not.
Hester: No, I wouldn't be able to handle Tedros-obsessed Sophie again.
Anadil: No.
Nicola: Not really.
Hort: No, Sophie deserves someone better.
Sophie: Agreed.
Kiko: I think they're better off not together.
Dot: I kinda ship....
Agatha: *gasps loudly*
Dot: They're just really cute together...
*Kiko holds Agatha back*
Me: And I don't ship. *snaps fingers to bind Agatha to a chair*
Sophie: Make sure to comment what ship you'd like to see next.
Nicola: Bye.