Patrick
River
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'Never in a million years I thought would enjoy fucking you.'
'Please. I am a ray of sunshine in your dark life.'
'Yeah, and I am the one who has a bar in their room.'
'You're saying as if you didn't take advantage of it.'
'Oink oink, motherfucker.'
'But seriously, you have a small hole.'
'And yours is the biggest.'
'Is that a question or what?'
'It is a statement, considering you're the biggest asshole I've met.'
'Mhm, keep denying'