Author: Alright, everyone is here, lets start with a question from EFTShturman
035: That was cruel, but genius!
073: I got angry, I hate traitors.
076: I destroyed the entire PC after that.
5205: And we had to buy a new one...
076: You could have bought me a better one, but instead of that, you bought me a potato computer!
5205: Because you have destroyed three PCs in one week. You need to calm down.
076: On this thing even mineswepper doesn't work!
5205: ... Fine. You will get a new computer.
079: I wasn't surprised, I knew that this will happen.
682: I got mad and destroyed a wall.
Author: ... Is that everyone who played that?
5205: It looks like that.
Author: Sorry, but it won't happen because of two reasons. One, this Ask would take ages to do. Two, 096 would get even more depressed because of his song. Three, not everyone can sing. But the dare is a dare, so I will pick a random person to sing that. 106, you are the one that will sing.
106: ...
Author: Just do it.
106:
SCP-106 he uses no magic and no tricks!
He runs through the walls, and waits in halls
It's you that he wants to track!
The old man covered in black!
He is there you can see his eyes
He will get you cause the old man is wise!
No matter where you go he will always follow
106 that is your doom and he can be in any room!
No matter where you go he will always follow
106 that is your doom and he can be in any room!
He can be anywhere pay attention!
Before you know you're in his pocket dimension!
Now i'm here being his prey
I thought i would be killed but he just wanna play!
If you hear his signature sound
He will emerge from the ground!
SCP-106 the old man getting you yes he can!
No matter where you go he will always follow
106 that is your doom and he can be in any room!
No matter where you go he will always follow
106 that is your doom and he can be in any room!
This is a labyrinthine place
106 his very own base
In here he has full control
Toying with victims is his goal
In this realm you'll start to bleed
Not knowing if you will be freed
No, he won't let you out alive
But there's a chance you might survive
No matter where you go he will always follow
106 that is your doom and he can be in any room!
No matter where you go he will always follow
106 that is your doom and he can be in any room!
No matter where you go he will always follow
106 that is your doom and he can be in any room!
No matter where you go he will always follow
106 that is your doom and he can be in any room!
No matter where you go he will always follow
106 that is your doom and he can be in any room!
No matter where you go he will always follow
106 that is your doom and he can be in any room!
106: There.
682: Alright! *Starts playing SCP-012*
Author: Stop! Stop!
5205: Time stop!
Everyone: *Stays frozen in time*
5205: ... My ears! *Takes away the piano and the guitar* Time start!
Time: *Returns to normality*
682: Hey! Where are my instruments?!
5205: I took them away. You don't deserve them.
682: Because they are exceptions in this world, and they don't deserve this pain.
5205: We are already united. United Earthian Federation, I have already told about that.
682: Because it would take too long.
682: We can't dance...
5205: That's not a problem, because I can! *Takes control over all male characters and forces them to dance*
105: Perfect!
5205: *Gives everyone their control back*
053: What does "masturbate" mean?
105: ...
5205: *Touches 053's head and erases her memories* 053, go play with 999, ok?
053: Ok! *Goes to 999*
105: I own you a favour 5205.
5205: Don't mention it. Just do the dare.
105: Fine... Lucy, 953 and 1471, come!
953: Uhm, why me?
105: Isn't Author your boyfriend after all?
953: It wouldn't work. He doesn't want this, and I am immortal, I would have to see him die.
5205: I can give him cup of immortality from 294.
Author: No! I don't want to be immortal!
105: Well, lets go 1471 and Lucy.
5205: *Creates a green lightsaber* Sure.
682: *Starts eating them and realises, that they are really spicy* That hurts! *Runs to drink some water*
999: *Takes candies and shares them with 053* Thank you!
053: Thank you!
Author: *Takes the lightsaber* Thanks, but 953 is not my girlfriend.
953: Yet.
Author: You said that it won't work anyway, because you are immortal and I am not.
953: I can ask 5205 to take away my immortality and stay with you.
Author: ...
035: I dream about playing on scene again.
049: I wish that The Great Pestilence was gone.
049-J: I wish that everyone was cured!
053: I wish that I could normally grow up.
5205: But you are a cute, three year old girl, people would give up their lifes to be like that again!
053: But I don't understand few things. For example, commander John brought his wife few days ago, and she was moaning from pain in his bedroom. He said, that it was nothing serious and she is fine, but I would love to know what happened. Maybe I could help?
5205: ... John?
John: ... I know, I know, but she was the one who wanted that.
5205: Sometimes I am thinking of destroying this planet, because I am so dissapointed...
073: I would love to fix my mistakes...
076: And I would love to finally die.
079: I wish that I could understand these imaginary numbers. I still didn't upgrade myself well enough to understand it.
085: I wish that I could live in a 3D world.
096: ... I would love to be like everyone else. But... Ugh, who am I lying to? I can do that!
5205: Finally the therapy showed the results! Don't stop 096!
105: I wish that I could spend eternity with Cain.
073: Trust me, living forever is not fun.
106: I would love to visit Paris again.
5205: 131-A and 131-B say, that they would love to see the entire world.
166: I would love to have children with my boyfriend. Not now of course, in the future.
173: I would love to return to my statue form. This human form is boring.
5205: Right, I forgot. *Changes 173 into statue again* There.
191: I wish that I could return back to my real body. This one... *Starts crying* I-I hate it!
5205: Shh, I know, I know, I will try to find a way to help you, alright?
191: Y-You promise?
5205: I promise.
353: I would love to find a new virus, that hasn't been discovered yet. The best would be a deadly one.
457: I would love to create the biggest fire known to humanity!
529: Meow, Meow, Meow.
Author: What did she say?
5205: She said, that she would love to meet someone nice.
682: Visit another planet. Earth is boring.
735: Not your business!
Author: You have to answer.
735: ... Fine! I would [CENSORED] love to see others cry!
811: Learn speak English well communicate normally. (Learn how to speak English well enough to communicate normally.)
939: I don't know, I would love to eat some sea food, I never ate it.
5205: Go to the cafeteria in two days, you have my permission if somebody asks, we will have sea food.
953: I wish that Author liked me back.
Author: But I really like you 953.
953: Really?
Author: Yes, as a very good friend.
953: ...
Author: Don't get it wrong, but I am not a fan of BDSM like you, sorry.
953: ...
990: I would like to see a peaceful Multiverse.
999: I wish that everyone was happy and nobody was sad.
1048, 1048-A and 1048-C: We wish that our brother was like us.
1048-B: I wish that I didn't exist...
5205: *Through the radio* Give him stronger antidepressants next time, these ones don't work.
1471: I would love to have children with Bright, but that's impossible.
1943: I wish that I knew why Chaos Insurgency wants me so badly.
2295: I wish that I could save many lives.
2599: This isn't an order, is it?
5205: No.
2599: Ok, then I wish that I was normal.
2662: I would love to spend some time alone, without people trying to break in.
4494: I would love to see a peaceful world, without crimes.
5205: And I would love to have the best wedding ever.
105: It will be, don't worry. 25th of April, am I correct?
5205: Yes. Lucy is already excited.
Lucy: I have the same wish as 5205.
John: I would love to visit China.
5205: After this Ask ends, you have two weeks of paid leave. Until 29th April, you can go whenether you want.
John: H-How can I thank you?
5205: Don't mention it, you deserve that.
Ellie: I have similiar wish, I would love to visit Spain.
5205: Alright, the same situation, two weeks of paid leave for you.
Bright: I would like to finally die.
Clef: I would love to kill Bright permanently.
Author: And I wish that the coronavirus was gone. Is that all? *Checks the set of questions* Of course... Of course somebody has to do that!
953: *Kisses Author* Don't complain.
Author: ...
Author: Fine, I will let him sing the next time. But I cannot send you the video, ask 5205.
5205: Won't work, connection is really weak, tranfering data between universes is now impossible.
Clef: I have these pictures on my phone, don't worry.
5205: No, I won't fix this universe today, I am done with fixing them for now. I had to fix do many today! And we cannot do anything about communists, we live in a democratic federation.
5205: She says, that she moves normally, puts her hands on the neck and rotates the head by 180 degrees.
Bright: I can't do anything that is in the "List of things dr Bright is not allowed to do at the Foundation". And sure, it will be a chainsaw out of chainsaws, out of chainsaws, out of chainsaws!
035: The Mask
076: What the heck do you mean?! It was bad! Lucifer was way better!
035: Lucifer was poorly made, almost like Harry Potter.
682: You dare to insult Harry Potter you moron?!
5205: Guys, calm down, please...
682: Shut up! I am going to kick his ass!
953: *Jumps on Author's hands as a fox* Run!
Author: Don't need to tell me twice! To my universe! *Opens the portal and goes through*
106: Can you calm down? All these movies are good. I prefer 1917 anyway, but...
682: Now you are dead 106!
5205: For the love of 343, no!
*Containment breach*
Note from 5205:
It was a disaster. It was a normal question, and these idiots started attacking one another. I am so sorry Editing_rex, it is not your fault that this happened. I will try to fix the facility, and then we will come back with the Ask.