IMESSAGE GC
WHERE DEM GIRLS AT
holla dolla [cash]
lizzie maguire [liz]
basket casey [casey]
lizzie maguire
did you see shane's comment on your BEAUTIFUL first couple selfie
can i murder him yet?
btw hi cash how are you i miss you casey doesn't let me do ANYTHING cool 😩
basket casey
you wanted to mix ice cream with big mac sauce and drizzle it on your taco
i think i made the right call
holla dolla
hi i miss you too and yes i saw
and at this point i'll be your murder accomplice
btw that sounds AWESOME
lizzie maguire
SEE CASEY
god you're so boring
i want cash back 😞
basket casey
really cash?
you just had to come out in support of the dumbest idea ever?
holla dolla
what i meant was how awesome would it have been to see her think she was right and then throw up
basket casey
alright now you're speaking my language
lizzie maguire
i'm always right
i'll try it when casey wanders off to 'talk' to her boyfriend...😏
basket casey
harrison is NOT my boyfriend
and if you do pls clean it up
holla dolla
god i miss you guys
and oooh trouble in paradise for hasey?
basket casey
hasey is still going strong
just not at the beautiful first couple selfie stage yet
lizzie maguire
well he is like 3500 miles away from you right now
might be a little hard
basket casey
thanks for reminding me
lizzie maguire
no worries 🥰
so you bedded spidey yet cash?
basket casey
LIZ
lizzie maguire
i'm curious!!
holla dolla
can confirm that we have not yet 'bedded' one another
thought i'd give my dad a few more nights of me being 'responsible' before i even think about going there
basket casey
but that's your plan?
lizzie maguire
of course that's her plan stupid
holla dolla
stop making me out to be a total WHORE guys
the entire world already knows my safe word thanks to shane
so i don't need to be further slut shamed by my own friends
lizzie maguire
that's not what i meant
and btw i'm proud i always thought you'd be so vanilla 😄
basket casey
liz please just shut up
i get it you just want some alone time with him
holla dolla
exactly
and besides i don't even know if he's there yet
basket casey
he's a boy of COURSE he's there
it's wired into his genetic code
holla dolla
why does everyone keep saying that?
i wanna preserve his whole british gentleman thing for as long as possible😻
although i guess i don't have to worry about him writing a song about it
lizzie maguire
tbf he did say you were good at it
he just said it a little too much
basket casey
at little? a LOT
although that thing about your 'bedroom dance' is actually quite funny
i literally imagined this
lizzie maguire
do NOT pull that with spidey
take the song as trial and error
holla dolla
okay enough about my embarrassing sex life
i have to get back to 'family game night'
don't ask
lizzie maguire
omg you could write 'fuck me' on the scrabble board and show it to spidey
then he'll get the message
holla dolla
well considering i'm on a team with my dad, pratt and hemsworth i think it'd be a little embarrassing
you're so stupid🙄
lizzie maguire
hey that would've killed if it was just you and him!!
basket casey
c'mon liz let's leave cash alone and do the dishes you've in the sink all week😃
lizzie maguire
see cash??
this is HARASSMENT
holla dolla
peace out homies
and p.s. do your dishes
lizzie maguire
god why am i friends with you guys
basket casey
no one else wanted you
holla dolla
lizzie maguire
i hate you both
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IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT
ASS-VENGERS ASSEMBLE 🍑
big daddy [robert]
peachy keen [chris]
spoiler alert [mark]
scarface [scarlett]
hemmy montemmy [hemsworth]
downey village reject [seb]
hair gel [tom]
choclachino [mackie]
jerbear [jeremy]
scarlet bitch [lizzie]
big daddy
game night was fun folks
although team downey is still convinced team budapest cheated somehow
we've got private investigators on the case as we speak
jerbear
you wish downey
me and scar are the scrabble elite
scarface
i'm gonna have to agree with renner
we can't help it 🥰
spoiler alert
what exactly happened in budapest?
jerbear
touchy subject man
scarface
you don't wanna know
peachy keen
well team booty were convinced team downey had it in the bag 😦
i mean you and cash are undeniably the smartest people in the house
jerbear
oof he didn't need that ego boost
hemmy montemmy
hey!! me and pratt were also valuable members of team downey 😄
big daddy
shut up robin hood the downey genes are flawless
point break? you didn't even know who the australian prime minister was stupid
and i think other downey's just a little off her game with everything that's going on
choclachino
i'm gonna kill the kid
doesn't he get that the entire WORLD thinks he's an asshole?
scarface
apparently not
honestly how could someone do something like that to cash of all people?😞
big daddy
beats me
i mean i know she's my kid but she's AWESOME
and not only does she have downey genes but she's got the biggest heart out there
scarface
i know it's absolutely heartbreaking 😥
i can't even imagine being twenty and having to deal with all this shit
peachy keen
she's a strong girl
she can get through anything the loser throws at her
downey village reject
me and mackie were thinking more along the lines of avengers, assemble?
choclachino
we'd knock that loser's quiff into the next century
peachy keen
don't you mean ass-emble?😃
choclachino
we get it man you're america's ass
just because there's an opportunity doesn't mean you should take it
hemmy montemmy
that kid's gonna have a hammer shaped hole in his chest if he goes any further with this
big daddy
hold up no one is going rambo on the kid
as much as he deserves it cash doesn't want to add any more fuel to the fire
aka the only time i've ever doubted her downey genes
scarlet bitch
he doesn't need the satisfaction
but urgh it sucks to see her so miserable
hair gel
hey guys, i've got an idea on how we can cheer her up
choclachino
jeez man keep it in your pants
downey village reject
yeah holland that's our sister you're talking about
big daddy
not the image i needed in my head
but give the kid a break
scarface
what's your idea honey?
hair gel
well we don't have a night shoot for another few days right?
why don't we have a bbq by the pool tomorrow night?
drinks, burgers, marshmallows on the fire
she'd love it
choclachino
y'know holland? i can't believe a good idea actually came out of your dumb mouth
downey village reject
i'm with mackie 😨
how does such a good idea come from such a tiny brain?
hair gel
well believe it or not i hate seeing her upset too
she just seemed so happy around the pool with everyone earlier that it seemed like a good idea
but thanks?
big daddy
wow kid
you know you might have just earned my blessing
hair gel
might?
didn't i always have it?
jerbear
oh god
hemmy montemmy
spoiler alert
man that is a great idea
we can get barbecue stuff from the store tomorrow
scarlet bitch
oh and music!! i'll get to making a playlist STAT 🥳
hemmy montemmy
and i can get the shrimp on the barbie!!
big daddy
man it's called downey village
aka downey's grill so back off
but i do agree that this is a fantastic idea that somehow didn't come from me 🤯
scarface
well someone's gonna have to distract her tomorrow after 3
boys?
choclachino
nah she'll just get suspicious if we ask to hang out with her
i nominate spiderkid
god knows why but she's already pretty distracted by him anyway
scarlet bitch
holland you're up
think you can keep it under wraps until like 6?
hair gel
i mean yeah i think so
i hope so
downey village reject
well we need a little more than hope kid
hair gel
no i can do it !
have a little faith in me guys
choclachino
i've been trying kid
but everything you've got going on just makes it impossible
scarface
okay so it's settled
downey, mark and renner are in charge of booze and food
myself, lizzie and evans can be in charge of decor
and holland is in charge of keeping cash distracted and AWAY from the house
we clear?
choclachino
what are me seb and chris supposed to do?
scarface
you guys can be in charge of food prep
choclachino
i shouldn't have asked 😐
scarface
but cash can't under ANY circumstances know this is happening, okay?
we clear?
peachy keen
big daddy
how many times do i have to tell you evans the only person who can gif themselves is me
we'll rendezvous at 3 in the back yard
downey out
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PRIVATE CONVERSATION
thomas [tom]
cashmere [cash]
thomas
hey cutie
you free tomorrow at say 3 o'clock?
cashmere
are you asking me on a date spidey?
cos if you are then yes yes yes yes YES
thomas
yes yes yes yes YES i was asking you on a date
i'm thinking we go explore atlanta for the afternoon?
cashmere
that sounds perfect
why don't we go out for dinner? there's this place in the city centre that zendaya said does AMAZING gyoza🥟
thomas
i mean we can swing by but we have to be back for 6
cashmere
why 6?
thomas
um i mean you know it's scarlett's turn to cook tomorrow tonight, right?
i think she's pretty excited about making that casserole she's been banging on about 😁
cashmere
oh yeah she won't stop talking about how it'll 'change my life'
gyoza lunch sounds good to me though spidey
thomas
anything with you sounds good to me downey
cashmere
well likewise holland😌
i'm sorry if i've been a little distant all this shane stuff just keeps playing on my mind
i don't wanna push you away
thomas
well that's good cos i'm holding you as close to me as i can
well as much as a guy can from 4 rooms apart
cashmere
speaking of that
i was wondering if you wanted a sleepover tomorrow night?
it's just being in this huge room alone is driving me a little stir crazy
thomas
you're driving me a little stir crazy downey
[erased]
a sleepover, huh? it's just that me, pratt and hemsworth were gonna have one tomorrow night 😄
oh well i'm sure they won't mind if i reschedule
cashmere
what do you guys get up to?
manipedes and combing each other's hair?
thomas
don't forget gossiping about the girls we like
cashmere
oh how could i forget 😮
i'm thinking hsm 2 and popcorn?
thomas
you've got yourself two dates downey
cashmere
wow lucky me 🥰
night spidey
thomas
night darling
cashmere
oof right in the feels
thomas
you're amazing
cashmere
you're drooling
thomas
on that note goodnight😴
cashmere
thought so
goodnight tommy