5205: Alright, after long analysis by O5 council, we have decided, that to the Ask will join SCPs: 053, 131, 191, 353, 457, 529, 735, 1943, 2599 and 2662. Say hello.
Everyone new: Hi.
529: Meow.
Author: Because this is your first Ask, you will observe how others are answering, unless we get a question for everyone. In another part readers will try to ask you personal questions or give you personal dares. Now, lets start with questions from extremoMMV
682: The end is near is pretty good, but there is one thing, that is wrong. I would never cooperate with my father. And Confinement is, well, also pretty good.
682: First of all, she, not he, because somebody turned me into a girl for two Ask and Dares. Second of all, challenge accepted!
*Time skip*
682: Hehehehehehe...
5205: Uhm...
682: Time to destroy everything!
*Containment breach*
682: *Lies unconscious on the floor*
5205: ... And I thought that Bright has the worst ideas. We have another room to fix, thank you so much.
5205: You are welcome.
Author: No. Just no. Everyone but 999 knows about their fanfictions. And we do not want to destroy his mind. He is too innocent.
5205: He will eat it when he wakes up.
Author: Uhm, I don't want to be rude, but you kinda... Screwed yourself.
953: █████, could you give me my whips?
Author: Yea sure. *Gives her that*
953: *Handcuffs Alexisshadow to the bed* Did you forget that I am a sadist?
*Back to the universe of Ask*
5205: That explains why his body was gone. But where is she now?
John: With Author and 953 in her universe.
5205: I will check that. *Goes through the portal and instantly comes back with Author* ... You don't want to know what I saw...
John: Author and 953?
5205: No, Author was drinking some tea, so I took him with me, while 953 was "playing" with that girl. *Takes a gun, kills himself and returns back to life*
035-106: Alright, after the Ask.
5205: Right, I forgot. *Separates them*
035 and 106: Thanks.
999: That was... Ugh! I don't want to talk about that!
079: Yea... And I don't regret it.
5205: *Holds his hand over a giant, anti-nuclear-matter bomb activation button* Remember, by button is always bigger.
Author: ...
076: Don't say anything. I will fix that. *Goes for a hunt*
4494: Kill them all and save the world.
Author: Ok, more questions from him.
Bright: You can't destroy it like that. I have tried it.
096: Heh... They are dead anyway... Nobody remembers about me...
Author: Perfect, thanks!
173: Well, this body isn't that bad.
Clef: Well, my dear, would you love to try out this body in a practice?
173: Alright. *Leaves with Clef*
457: *Burns them*
Author: Thanks!
457: You are welcome, I guess.
Author:
Author: Seriously, I thought that this meme is dead.
5205: Alright! I think that I have something perfect for our Author!
Author: ... I think that I know what are you talking about.
5205: *Searches Poland x Germany countryhumans*
Author: I knew it.
5205: Lets start!
*Time skip*
Author: Ok, that was cute.
5205: ... I thought that you will lose your mind.
Author: Why should I? It was cute.
5205: ... Plan B, 166, turn around.
166: Why?
5205: Just do it.
166: Fine...
Author: There is nothing that can destroy my psyche.
5205: *Searches countryhumans Poland x Germany porn*
Author: ... No, don't you dare!
5205: Too late. *Starts the video*
Author: *Turns around* I have already done the dare, I don't have to watch this!
5205: ... Fine. *Turns off the video*
073: Uhm, but he gave you a name of the video to watch.
5205: ... I hoped that nobody will notice.
*Time skip*
Author: Ok, that was cool.
682: Well, now they are separated, so I will play againts 035.
035: Super Smash Bros Ultimate?
682: Sure.
*Time skip*
035: Get dunked on!
682: That's not fair!
035: Everything is fair.
682: ... And about the second question, I don't really know, I would love to see another planets, that's all.
049: Alright, I will tell you. I used to be a normal human, but I have experimented on myself and added bird DNA. It somehow made me immortal, and I have two ways od reproduction: Eggs, and, well, you know. And yes, I have birth to 049-J myself.
049-J: Of course! I will be a good parent!
035: I will pass, I cannot sing.
Author: Uhm... So this one and two more, alright.
5205: 682 will still eat pizzas, but only hawaiian.
682: I hate you...
5205: It is from the previous dare.
682: ...
049: Yes, I am working at it. In our world it is already gone, but your version of Coronavirus is... strange. It mutates every single time when I am close to creating a vaccine. And this is annoying.
682: ... I am not drunk enough to think about that.
5205: Sure.
Author: Then you can watch it after the Ask, because I have to end this. Thank you everyone for comments, don't be shy, write more, 5205, you should bring 953 back to this universe and I think that's all, goodbye!