Author: For the love of 343, is this a joke?!
5205: No... Bright gave everyone SCP-420-J. Everyone is high right now.
Lucy: Oh 5205... I need you right now...
5205: And the worst part of it is, that I have no clue how to fix it!
Lucy: Just give me a good time...
5205: ... After the Ask, ok?
Lucy: Alright...
Author: So, this will be part, where everyone is high on drugs?
5205: Yea.
Bright: You should be thankful... People will love that!
Author: I swear Bright, after it ends, you are dead.
5205: Hide Lucy in my pocket dimension to make sure that she is safe and then try to fix it.
106: I think... That I will pass...
5205: *Blocks the explosion* No.
096: I will not... I am too cute to kill somebody for looking on my face...
Author: 096 on drugs doesn't have depression anymore, at least this. And about the wedding, you failed man. First of all, this isn't even a real company, you got scammed. Second of all, I am too young, I cannot get married at this age. This is againts the law.
953: Oh... I don't think so... There is a law that says... That you can get married if you are at least 16 years old... But you need a permission from your parents...
Author: It works only for girls, boys still need to be adults.
953: ... C'mon...
Author: No. And the last thing, we are in different universes, this is simply impossible.
Clef: Heh... I don't regret that... She was great...
5205: Sure, go ahead.
682: Ugh... I have a period... *Grabs 999 and uses him as a sanitary napkin*
999: Help...
953: I don't remember anything like that...
Author: He is talking about you in his universe.
953: Ohh...
096: Oh really...? Then why am I talking to you, hmm? Am I really dead?
999: I can't... 682 is using me...
5205: That sounds bad...
Author: 035, 049-J, 106, 682, 1048 and 5205. I would love to see them there.
035: I am afraid that movies will become better than theater...
049: I am afraid that the Pestilence will destroy humanity... *Smokes 420-J* This is good...
049-J: I am afraid that I won't have patients to cure...
073: I am afraid of the afterlife...
076: I agree...
079: I am afraid that I won't get upgraded anymore...
Author: By the way, how the heck computer got high on drugs?
5205: I have no clue.
085: My world could get destroyed... That's scary...
096: I am afraid of dying...
105: I hate the feeling that I could lose Cain...
106: I am afraid that another world war could start...
166: I... I don't know what I will say to 343 after this Ask... How will He react on the fact that I got high on drugs...?
173: *Stays stunned*
682: I am afraid that people will start killing one another again.
811: Aé scared she die... (Aé is scared that she will die)
939: I hate the feeling that I could fail our Alpha...
953: I am afraid that if I tried to have some fun with Author, he would faint...
Author: Don't worry, that won't happen.
953: So there is a chance?
Author: Because we won't do anything!
953: :(
990: I am afraid that I won't be able to help anymore.
999: I am afraid that people will harm themselves because of sadness and I won't be able to help them...
1048s: We are afraid that we would die...
1471: I hate the feeling that Bright could die and never come back...
2295: I am afraid that I won't be able to help somebody...
4494: I am afraid that criminals could take over the world...
5205: I am afraid of the fact, that I won't be able to save Lucy if something goes wrong.
Lucy: I am afraid of death...
Bright: I am afraid that I will never die...
John: I am afraid that somebody from my squad would throw a grenade to the elevator...
Clef: I am afraid that I will destroy something in this world...
Author: And I am afraid of the fact, that humanity will destroy itself, sooner or later. And everyone's favourite food is pizza.
Everyone: Thanks for cookies!
Author: Who is 682?
682: Don't you remember me...? Is this a cognitohazard or what?! *Leaves the room*
Author: Alright, we could try and do that, but we need a cognitohazard for that.
5205: 682, 999 and 3999, you already know about them. 239 is also his child, but I don't know the others.
Bright: Heh... They needed me...
Author: He had become an O5 before he became crazy. And they couldn't kick him, because he knew too much and he was immortal.
049: I can already control my Cure, so I don't need this... And I don't have SCP-420-J anymore...
Bright: Take this... *Gives him a joint*
049: Thanks...
Bright: Deal... 682... We need to talk...
682: What do you want...?
Bright: Please, explain to Mal0 that I didn't cheat on her with you...
682: But you did... Don't lie to me...
1471: You what?!
Bright: I swear I...
1471: You don't have words, huh? You will regret that! *Leave the room*
682: Heh... That's my revenge...
Bright: For what?!
682: For ignoring me...
Everyone: No.
1471: I... *Starts crying* After what he did, I think that I will have to...
073: It won't work... Even 5205 cannot break this curse... I will stay like this until The Last Day...
076: Same here... But thanks for trying...
5205: Uhm... Ok, I will be back. *Goes to help her*
682: I knew it... And they already told them earlier...
035: ... I would say 049, but I know you shippers, so I will say 106... *Gets fused*
035-106: Great... At least we are not high on drugs anymore. We hope that we will get separated tomorrow.
049: I will answer that... He has a defect...
035-106: (106) *Shows his tongue* That's true. (035) That's disgusting.
5205: *Comes back* Is that the end?
Author: Yes.
5205: Alright, then thank you everyone for your comments, see you again soon, bye!