Hajimeme: When you two became best friends. Yeah it's cliche but i don't cARE.
Demon Spawn (I'm not changing this name): When you mentioned how much hope you have 👁👄👁.
BAby GAngStA 👶✌🏽✨: One time you made a "joke" and he thought you were making fun of him but then he realized it was actually a pick up line.
Pink shark man: When he first saw you 💀💀
All hail our animal overlord: When you started talking about how cute the four dark devas of destruction are.