Author: ... I am done.
5205: What happened?
Author: I have spent almost an hour on coding something, and I couldn't find a simple mistake.
5205: But you found it, didn't you?
Author: Yea and I am mad at myself that I haven't found that earlier. Anyway, first set of questions from extremoMMV
076: Because Lucy fainted, and Cain is immortal.
Lucy: We will be perverts after the Ask.
5205: Well, if you really want that, sure. But I am afraid that you will not be able to handle all of that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lucy: It cannot be That big.
5205: 10 inches normally, 25 inches if I use my will to make it even bigger.
682: What?! That's 64 cm!
5205: I know, I could get more but I haven't tried that yet.
682: ...
Lucy: I will regret it but I accept the challenge.
Author: Sure. *Pets her*
953: *Purrs from pleasure*
106: *Eats it alone* Non.
5205: *Erases the gun* No. Suicide is not an option.
166: You too.
5205: You weren't supposed to say that, now all destroyers will try to kill you, congratulations!
Author: Guten Tag Gevon5566600, ich hoffe dass wir im Stande sein zu zusammenarbeiten ohne Probleme werden. Leider, spreche ich nicht fleßend Deutsch, denn ich kann einige Fehler machen.
682: What are you talking about? You won't catch me for your trap! I won't pay any alimony! I don't have any children!
Author: If NASA accepts me as an astronaut and I pass all tests, then sure.
990: It is not a big deal for me.
Author and 5205: *Are resistant*
5205: Because she wanted to be a pervert today, and I don't want to be a pedophile... *Gives Lucy her normal form*
953: What about me?
5205: Alright. *Gives 953 her normal form*
953: Now... Author shouldn't be mad if I use him for my personal requests, so...
Author: No, no and one more time, no!
953: Why not?
Author: Because everyone has turned into a baby and I have to take care od them! 682, 096 and 049-J will be like this for this Ask and one more, and everyone else except us will be like this for three Ask&Dares!
Bright: Ohh Yes! I have got a perfect idea! "The room of pleasure with SCP-953 and Author"
953: Yes!
Author: No!
953: Hmm, fine, it has to be short anyway, and I don't like when fun ends too quickly.
Author: I thought that I am the first person that you like!
953: Because you are. But if I start, I don't want to end after 5 minutes. I want at least one full hour.
Author: I have no words...
5205: How about we make a parody od Godzilla with SCP-682?
682: Sounds good to me.
Everyone else: We agree.
*Few hours later*
5205: Ok, that was perfect.
Bright: I agree. Even if he is small, he looks amazing.
Bright: Noo! Please, not my chainsaws and my collection!
5205: *Destroys chainsaws*
Lucy: Don't destroy these CDs, we can find some good movies.
5205: Alright.
079: *Checks some private government data* Uhm what? Oh, I have already done that long time ago. *Goes back to reading*
Everyone but 999 and Bright: Nobody.
999: Everyone, it is not a problem for me.
Bright: SCP-682.
682: Excuse me, what?!
5205: It depends on what do you mean by "purge"
Author: Could you fix that?
5205: Start umd.uep. repair_reality. Close umd.uep. Done.
049: I will answer that for everyone. Mobile application that fucks with Bright.
076: Not 183 926 years, but 7 154 years. And no, I won't forgive him.
5205: Says the one that killed way more people and didn't regret it. And we forgave you.
076: But I was his brother!
073: I was stupid ok? During these 7154 years I had enough time to think about what I have done. And there wasn't a second in which I wouldn't be mad at myself.
076: ...
073: It doesn't matter anyway, I know that you will never forgive me. And according to your question, I am not the one that keeps killing him, he is the one that kills himself over and over, while trying to kill me. And Foundation doesn't want to terminate anyone. See you later. *Leaves the room*
076: ... Cain wait! *Runs after him*
079: Yes, I can talk in binary but I prefer normal communication. And no, there isn't a person that I hate.
5205: It isn't my job, ask Ink, he is responsible for your universe.
939: We all would join it and 5205 would have to save us, because he would be the only one resistant.
5205: I will pass, thanks.
Author: No way, 72 hours is way too much!
953: You can watch this, or spend this night with me...
Author: ... I choose the second option.
953: Wait, really?
Author: Yes, but I want you to go to sleep early, because I have to wake up early. And no, there will be no fun together, I am sleeping with my clothes on today.
953: ...
Author: I will pet you if you don't do anything to me, alright?
953: At least this...
035: I like her.
049: She is ok.
049-J: She is cool, but I will cure her anyway.
5205: 073 and 076 didn't come back yet, so they won't answer.
079: She is nice.
085: I haven't met her.
096: ... She is...ok...
105: She is cool.
106: No clue, I haven't met her.
166: She is nice.
5205: 173 says, that she doesn't know her.
682: ... I don't know, she isn't as bad as other humans, but I don't like her.
811: Aé not met 053. (Aé didn't meet 053)
939: I don't know, I didn't see her.
953: She is adorable.
990: I am neutral about that.
999: I love her!
1048 and 1048-A/C: She is ok.
1048-B: I like her.
1471: I haven't met her.
2295: She is nice.
4494: Innocent child, what more I can say?
5205: She is a good girl, currently I am trying to disable her abilities, so she can participate in this Ask.
Author: And that's the end. Thank you everyone once again for your comments, don't hesitate to write more!
953: And don't forget about this night Author...
Author: ... We won't do anything, don't worry readers, I will make sure that nothing happens, bye!