Aries: Offenderman
Taurus: Masky
Gemini: The Puppeteer
Cancer: Kate the Chaser
Leo: Laughing Jill. You only get the ice cream cone.
Virgo: Judge Angels
Libra: no one.
Scorpio: Lazari
Sagittarius: Ben Drowned
Capricorn: Jane the Killer
Aquarius: Nina the Killer
Pisces: Ticci Toby