Author: Ok, lets do this quick!
953: Not fair! There is no way that somebody in that short amount of time would do that! You only want to protect yourself!
Author: Whatever, lets start with questions from Gevon5566600
953: Uhm...
5205: *Stands in front of her and shotgun and destroys the weapon* No. I ship it.
Author: Why?!
5205: You both look cute together.
Author: -_-
953: I know, but thanks!
682: I did that few days ago with 5205. Haven't you heard about that? All newspapers were talking about it. "The hero of our planet rides on a giant reptile near the White House".
5205: Yea, and it was amazing.
John: Uhm, I don't need that. 5205, could you?
5205: Sure. *Melts the detonator* And that weapon looks really cute.
5205: I have visited her lately. I am currently working with her to make her powers less effective, so she can participate in Ask in the future.
Author: 035 is a boy and 053 is a girl. And sure, give me a second, I will do the list of 10 dumbest people.
10: List
9: Cannot
8: Be
7: Done
6: Because
5: Everyone
4: Is
3: Really
2: Smart
1: Jack Bright.
Bright: That's just rude!
1471: Jack would be literally inside me
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bright: And I wouldn't complain.
Author: Only if somebody makes all the asks/dares, and that will not happen!
999: Thank you so much!
953: Hmm, that's a good question but I won't describe you everything that we will do when somebody makes this giant comment...
Author: Ugh, I would have to tie her to the bed and make sure that she doesn't escape.
953: You also like the hard fun? ;)
Author: No, I just want to make sure that you don't do anything to me. Wait. What?!
953: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Author: No. Just no.
953: Dare is a dare!
Author: I will do that if somebody makes this comment.
035: Nobody.
049: Everyone who is sick.
049-J: You mean cure? Everyone, I am the Cure!
073: Bright.
076: Cain.
079: Nobody.
085: Nobody.
096: ... At this moment, nobody...
105: Bright.
106: Nobody.
166: Nobody.
5205: I and 173 have the same answer. Bright.
682: Everyone but 999.
811: Nobody.
939: Some animals, I am getting hungry.
953: You already know my answer. Furries.
Author: Says the one that tries to use me for her own pleasure.
953: Oh don't complain ok? Other men would beg for this opportunity.
Author: I am not like them.
990: Destroyers.
999: Nobody!
1048, 1048-A and 1048-C: At this moment, nobody.
1048-B: Myself.
5205: *To Author* We need another psychologist.
1471: Nobody.
2295: 1048.
4494: Criminals.
5205: Bright.
John: Bright.
Clef: Bright.
Ellie: Bright.
Bright: 5205.
Author: Bright. And now the second question. If somebody doesn't have a crush, he/she must stand on one leg for 10 seconds.
035: *Kisses Ellie*
073: *Kisses Iris*
105: *Kisses Cain*
166: Uhm, he is not here, sorry.
Author: That's ok, you will do that after the Ask.
939: Same situation here.
Author: Fine...
953: *Kisses Author*
Author: ... Please, don't make dares like this again.
5205: *Kisses Lucy*
Lucy* Kisses 5205*
Everyone else: *Stands on one leg*
079: 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 01110011 01100101 01110010 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 01101100 01111001 00111111
5205: What did he say?
049: He got a dare to play 7 minutes in heaven with SCP-682 and his answer was: "... Seriously?"
682; Fine, lets do this.
*7 minutes later*
5205: And? Did anything happen?
682: Except the fact that I was hungry and wanted to eat him, no.
Author: And I think that's all, thank you everyone for...
5205: Wait a second, give me your phone.
Author: Why?
5205: Just give it to me.
Author: Uhm, ok? *Gives it*
5205: Oh yes! Thank you so much Chara57!
035: They have their own charm, but that's not something I like.
049: The virus is mutating every single time when I am close to create the vaccine. So at this moment, no.
049-J: I work alone.
073: Of course. I would have done that instantly.
076: Alright. *Attacks him*
5205: *Quickly destroys his sword and pierces him* You still need to learn a lot.
079: *Gets a BSOD*
085: I can feel how the 3D world impacts my own.
096: Uhm, sure... *Makes a big smile*
105: Alright. Please, don't be mad Cain.
073: Just change it later.
105: Sure. *Takes a picture and changes the color* After 24 hours.
073: What? No!
106: It shouldn't be hard.
*Time skip 5 minutes*
106: Ok, this is hard, 5205 help me!
5205: *Catches 106* There.
Author: Thank God that it was only this.
5205: There is more.
Author: What?
Author: *Starts sweating*
166: Sadly no. Dad only told me that she was a great woman.
5205: *Puts 173 on the floor* There. We won't look.
*Time skip 5 minutes*
5205: ... Fine, I will help you.
682: Easy. *Starts eating*
5205: And?
682: ... Help me there is a hell in my mouth, even the pizzas were better!
811: No. Aé makes natural. (No. Aé makes this naturally)
939: Yes, we are loyal. The problem starts when Alpha dies, like few years ago. We all usually start fighting. Sadly, I lost the last time.
953: I am so happy!
990: Rarely, but yes, I sometimes help governments.
999: *Starts drinking* This is so good!
1048: A and C are ok, but B hates me.
1048-A: I think that we are a great family.
Author: Is... This the end?
5205: You wish...
1048-B: Yes.
1048-C: A is ok, but B is strange.
1471: He knows techniques that always make me feel good.
2295: I have lost count.
4494: I would go on a beach and spend some time there.
5205: ... I hate you. *Eats it* Bloody hell, this is even worse than the last time! *Starts drinking milk*
Author: Wow, is this really that spicy?
5205: *In pain* Yes!
John: Over 20.
Ellie: ... Fine. *Kisses him* There.
Lucy: Probably three.
Bright: Fine...
Clef: He is pretty ok.
Author: Great, I want to take a pistol and shot myself.
953: I knew that somebody will do these questions. Now, lets have some fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Author: No! 5205, help me!
5205: Ok, it doesn't burn anymore. *Grabs the Author*
Author: What are you doing?!
5205: To your bedroom 953?
953: Yes, and put a handcuffs on him and tie him to the bed.
Author: Traitor!
953: You were the one who created this bet.
Author: Please, have mercy!
953: Uhm, no. I want some fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Author: Nooo! *5205 teleports him to 953's room*
John: Uhm, because they are both gone, then I will end this Ask. Thank you for your comments, lets wish the Author the best of luck.
106: He should be happy.
John: Yea, but she is a sadist.
106: Oh. That's why she wanted all these lashes from me.
John: Yea. Thank you everyone, bye!