🐰: I got me some of that good Gucci depression™ 😎
⚡: b r o I only got Louis Vuitton depression™ my dude.
👽: I couldn't afford Apple depression™ bc each symptom was $999 and I don't have that kind of money
🐰: oof can we get a f in the chat my broskis
🐰: f
⚡: f
📼: f
⭐: f
🦇: f
🐸: f
📚: Hey, sorry to ruin... the f chain I guess, but what is everyone's birthday? I need to know.
🐰: oof it's fine
🐰: July 15
⚡: June 29
👽: July 30
⭐: December 27
📼: July 28
🦇: October 30
🐸: February 12
🐰: Kacchan's is April 20, Iida's is August 22, Todoroki's is January 11, Aoyama's is May 30, and idk if you want it, but Shinso's is July 1st
⚡: Jirou's is August 1st, and Kiri's is October 16
🦇: Shoji's is February 15
🐸: Koda's is February 1st, kero
🐰: Oh! Sato's is June 19 and Ojiro's is May 28!
👽: Oh! Hagakure said her birthday was June 16th
📚: Thank you all! :)
👽: What's urs Mama Momo
📚: September 23! :)
⚡: WAIT ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT THAT BAKUBRO'S BIRTHDAY IS ON 4/20
🐰: kacchan got weed on his 14th birthday from a 'mysterious doner'
⚡: HOLY FUCK IZU DO YOU KNOW A DRUG DEALER
🐰: for legal reasons i have to say no
⚡: HOOLLLLYYYY FUUUCKKKKK IZUKU CAN GET US HIGH
🐰: no
⚡: why?
🐰: l e g a l r e a s o n s
⚡: did the dealer get caught?
⚡: ARE YOU A DEALER
🐰: fOR LEGAL REASONS I HAVE TO SAY NO
⚡: HOLY SHIT IZUKU CAN GET US THE GOOD STUFF
🐰: I can't tho
⚡: whhhyyyyy
🐰: legal reasons
M e m e i n g b o l t
🐰: Ok so I MAY have attempted suicide via drugs
⚡: what the ever loving fuck izu
🐰: ok ok so I became a drug dealer as this elaborate as FUCK plan to kill myself, so I used my allowance to buy a shit ton of drugs and sell them and eventually I had enough money to order an amount of cocaine that would most definitely kill me, so when I got it I fucking downed it all but I made the mistake of doing it when mom was home and she called the ambulance and I had to go to a mental hospital for a month and they couldn't arrest me because I was literally labeled 'too mentally unstable'
⚡: what
⚡: the
⚡: FUCK
⚡: Izuku
🐰: yeah I was fucking stupid
🐰: don't try to kill yourself via something that could be fixed by calling an ambulance
🐰: and DEFINITELY do NOT do it when someone is near by and could notify an ambulance.
⚡: I DON'T THINK THAT IS WHAT YOU SHOULD TAKE AWAY FROM THIS SITUATION
⚡: maybe we SHOULD add Iida back
🐰: FUCK NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
🐰: DO.
🐰: NOT.
Class 1-A
⚡ has added 👓 to the chat
👓: Ah finally, thank you Kaminari!
🐰: Hey Iida!
🐰 has turned off back reading
👓: What was that for Midoriya?
🐰: Nothing you need to worry about. :)
👓: I'm confused?
🐰: Don't be, everything is fine.
👓: Should I be worried?
⚡: YES
🐰: NO
⭐: NO
Tokoyami
⚡ has sent a screenshot
🦇: Oh.
Class 1-A
🦇: Yes. Most likely.
🐰: Oh. I see how it is. Maybe I should just tell him then?
🦇: I don't know if... that's best. Unless you meant the... other thing.
🐰: OH GOOD HEAVENS NO HE WILL NEVER KNOW ABOUT THAT.
🐰: AND DENKI KAMINARI I SWEAR ON MY FUCKING SOUL IF YOU EVER TELL ANOTHER FUCKING PERSON WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU I WILL COME THE FUCK OVER THERE AND FUCKING CHOP OFF YOUR FINGERS AND SLICE YOUR FUCKING VOCAL CHORDS.
👓: Midoriya...?
🐰: HANG ON IIDA I'M NOT IN THE FUCKING MINDSET TO TALK TO YOU
🐰: AND TOKOYAMI LISTEN YOU ARE AMAZING AND I FUCKING LOVE YOU BUT IF YOU FUCKING TELL ANYONE THE THREAT STILL STAND FOR YOU EXCEPT FOR I MAY NUMB YOU FIRST
🦇: Thank you...?
🐰: YOUR FUCKING WELCOME
⚡: ooh i wasn't supposed to tell him about the drug thing?
🐰: YOU BETTER PICK A FUCKING GOD AND PRAY TO IT, LITTLE BITCH
🐰 has left the chat
⚡: well fuck
⚡: see y'all in hell.
🐾: OwO