Requested by: Koichi-Hirose
*Goofy one this time :p
Koichi's P.O.V.
"Hey Koichi! Koi-Fish! Hey!"
There was a loud thud coming from my window and a muffled voice. How would anybody feel if they heard that outside their bedroom window? Very scared! Petrified! Of course, I thought someone was going to break in! I grabbed my baseball bat that was propped up against the dresser in my bedroom, holding onto it tightly as I shuffled my feet to the window. I then used one hand to grab onto the curtain, slowly and cautiously, I slid it over. I saw a human-like body, H/c hair- wait... My muscles eased up as I pulled the curtain casually as I looked outside.
"Ko-Ko! Hey!" There, sitting on the branch of a tree outside of my room, was my crush since pre-school, Y/n... and... is she holding a Nerf Gun-?
"Ko-Ko! I need some help stealing something back from an enemy!" I opened the window, leaning out to hear her better. Holy fuck! She is holding a Nerf Gun! "Bitch-Kako stole my cat and I need him back."
My eyebrows furrowed as I looked at her. "You have a cat?" "Yeah! My brother got me a cat! I named him Sir Finkleton. He's an asshat but I love him. Anyway, that chick who kidnapped you in that weird-ass house has my cat there. I would call the police but they're dumbfucks. You dated that chick for a while, you help!"
"I... I did like her for a while but then we split up but because I wanted space for a bit." "Well then, just tell her to give me my cat back! Seduce her or some shit!" "What!? Hell no! I could never do that!"
Y/n looked away, concentrating on a plan as I placed my bat on the ground. Suddenly, she snapped her fingers, a giddy, excited expression popped up on her face. "I know! I'll distract her and you go inside and find Sir Finkleton!" "No! I'm not going!" "Come on! Afterwards, I'll give you one of my Nerf Guns~!"
My gaze was now concentrated on the toy in her hand, my eyes clearly sparkling with intrigue. "You mean, if I get your cat back, you'll give me that one?" "If you want it and willing to, yeah!" I nodded vigorously. Abruptly, Y/n grabbed me by the arm, carrying me out of my room, shutting my door and running off. I, of course, panicked. "You should've let me tell my mom I was going first!" "Tell her later, let's go!"
Later...
"YUKAKO, YOU BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER! YOU STOLE MY FUCKING CAT, I WANT HIM BACK!"
The other female looked at Y/n annoyingly, cringing at every word. "Oh, shut up!" "NO BITCH! GET OUT HERE AND FIGHT ME OR ELSE I'LL INSULT YOUR EX- OH SHIT! AAAHHH!" Instantaneously, Yukako stormed out the house, chasing after Y/n as she fired off Nerf-Bullets at her, adding to the anger.
At the house, I sneakily slipped inside, and began going from door to door of that terrible house. "No cat. No cat. No cat. No-" "M e o w!" "Cat?" I looked inside the room that was meant to be mine and on the bed rested a calico cat. "You must be Sir Finkletone." I got closer and noticed something on his collar. I lifted his furry chin and found a very, very small note. 'Hey Koichi, I like you. Let's date!♡'
With a brain-dead grin (Kinda like Denki's), I grabbed Sir FInkleton and slipped back outside. I went away from the house before messaging to her that I got him. I then heard a, "OKAY BITCH, GO HOME!" before Y/n ran up to me. She noticed my red face too. "You saw my note, yeah?" I nodded. "Yesss! Koichi, I'll be honest. I've liked you for years but I've been such a baby about asking you out! Getting a cat that's not even mine to ask was my only way but then your ex got in the way! By the way, I can totally understand if you don't feel the same way."
I put the random cat down into the sidewalk, letting it run away, and I then took Y/n's hand into mine. "Y/n, I like you too. I'd love to be your boyfriend." Y/n, with the happiest grin ever, lifted me up and hugged onto me tightly. "Though, I have a question. "Yeah boo?" "Who's cat is that?"
There was a silence between us. Then, she laughed nervously. "Hehe, yeah... Aunt Shirley doesn't like me."
*Idk why but I wanted to make a funny one this round, probably ain't but whatever. BTW, I might be making a MHA imagines book so get ready for that
-L o f i