CONTENT WARNING:
VOMIT
THIS CHAPTER IS DEDICATED TO ME BECAUSE I HAVE THE FLU AND I AM DYING AND EVERYTHING SUCKS
luke:
who wants to guess how many times i've thrown up today :)
calum my bf <3:
none of us??
max🖤:
being on your phone is literally making you feel worse puT IT DOWN
luke:
no you left me i need attention
max🖤:
i left to get medicine for your dramatic ass
doctor atlas:
i take it luke is sick
luke:
luke is very sick :)
doctor atlas:
how very
luke:
michael:
you kept a list.... of how many times.... you've puked....
luke:
yes
doctor atlas:
dear lord
what's your temperature
luke:
it was 101 for a while but it's going back and forth from 100 to 99 currently
doctor atlas:
are you drinking water?
luke:
it makes me throw up
doctor atlas:
it's better than just puking up nothing
drink water you need to stay hydrated
luke:
ugh
doctor atlas:
if you don't i'll tell max to take you to the doctor to get an iv
luke:
NO
NO NEEDLES NO
doctor atlas:
drink water
luke:
fine
im so hungry i hate everything
doctor atlas:
watermelon is good
for hydration + it's not as bland as water
eat a little bit at a time so it doesn't upset your stomach
luke:
what if i get tired of watermelon
doctor atlas:
suck it up
luke:
fuck
doctor atlas:
if that stays down then you graduate to bread, congrats
luke:
oh my god
what if i just die
max🖤:
🙃
doctor atlas:
the worst is probably over since you threw up for like 12 hours
luke:
let's hope
im in agony
max🖤:
you've been watching supernatural since 4 o'clock this morning
you can hardly call that agony
luke:
ugh
calum my bf <3:
is he needy sick?
max🖤:
yeah
calum my bf <3:
damn i'm sorry
luke:
you're so mean
im fatally ill and you're all being mean to me
michael:
you have the flu..
luke:
i've got the fucking plague michael im dying
doctor atlas:
oh my god
max🖤:
🤦♂️
ashton:
have you seriously been watching supernatural for over 12 hours straight
luke:
....potentially
ashton:
dear god
luke:
im on season 2 rn
max🖤:
you acting like this isn't the eighth time you've rewatched it: 🤡
luke:
9th
max🖤:
9th??.?.
luke:
yeah i did a rewatch a few months ago
max🖤:
oh my god
doctor atlas:
i???
luke:
listen you all know im unstable and you've known for a while there's no need to act shocked that im on my 9th rewatch
calum my bf <3:
good god luke
michael:
at this point you can probably quote all the episodes word for word
luke:
not all of them
ashton:
shdjfshahj????
luke:
just a couple episodes from season 1 and a few from season 11
doctor atlas:
you say it like it's normal
luke:
.....it's not?
max🖤:
no
luke:
oh
rip
IM GONNA THROW UP AGAIN :)
doctor atlas:
...have fun?
max🖤:
sigh
calum my bf <3:
you're so brave for dealing with him
max🖤:
oh my god this is nothing
he got strep a few years back and you literally would think he got a limb cut off or something
luke:
WHY ARE YOU ALL BEING MEAN TO ME I AM VOMITING
max🖤:
,,
luke:
okay im not /actually/ throwing up
but it's going to happen
i'll keep you guys updated
michael:
p-please don't
max🖤:
he woke me up at 4 this morning groaning like he was dying and he was like "im gonna puke" and i was okay?? pls don't puke on me??? and then he started watching spn and i was like,,,oh my god,,,luke,,,,, and he finally puked at 5 and i just??? i've never seen someone keep themselves from getting sick until they finished the episode they were watching?.?.??
ashton:
you're so chill about the fact that he's been puking all day
max🖤:
omg
he does this every year
every february
same week
like fucking clockwork
because he refuses to get a flu shot
doctor atlas:
whwywywywyywywhyyhyyybyhyh
max🖤:
he hates needles
so he just suffers
and it's always the middle of the night when it happens
and he throws up like 40 times
then he's hungry
and he's bedridden for almost a week because he's dramatic
luke:
i am not
i am DYING, max.
calum my bf <3:
.....
michael:
oh my god
luke:
okay yeah i can kinda see it now
doctor atlas:
good you're back
get a fucking flu shot you damn fool
luke:
i've already got the flu so it isn't really gonna do anything now is it
doctor atlas:
YOURE SUCH A FOOL
luke:
:)
max🖤:
so did you throw up
luke:
no it was a false alarm
just sat there gagging like a cat for a few minutes
i think im just hungry
max🖤:
i'm on my way home with fucking watermelon spears and pre cut strawberries
which i had to put extra for
because they were pre cut
luke:
awwwh baby🥺
you got the strawberries pre cut 🥺🥺🥺🥺
max🖤:
i-
luke:
i love youuuuuuuu
doctor atlas:
i'm so glad you're not my patient
ashton:
HSHFJDKSKS
max🖤:
....i'm on my way home
luke:
I LOVE YOU
max🖤:
I LOVE YOU TOO
IM ON MY WAY HOME NOW
luke:
OKAY
max🖤:
OKAY
calum my bf <3:
WHY ARE WE YELLING
michael:
BECAUSE LUKE IS DRAMATIC
luke:
:(