Spinel: grins Ooh a game~
Steven: smirks Yep, and the best part is that Kat has to watch us the WHOLE time.
Katlady: slurps oreo milkshake I don't wanna watch ya'll get your fucky wucky on ok..? I just wanna sit back, drink my oreo milkshakes, and use your free wifi.
Steven: Well the maid said if you look away then no oreo milkshakes at all for 5 chapters, just wattah.
Katlady: no...not my oreo babies...NOT MY OREO BEBEZ!!!
Spinel: And besides, since you're still my slave~ smirks Slave, you HAVE to watch us! And that's an order. Unless...gets whip ready
Katlady: frowns Fuck you...I'll do it ONLY for by oreo milkshakes!!
Spinel: Good. But first, where's the twins?
Steven: In our room fighting over something.
Katlady: Man I wanna fight too...Ah, but WAIT! grins You have to fight Dirtrock!
Dirtrock: appears out of nowhere Fight be bitch!
Spinel:... inflates fist and knocks dirtrock flying You were saying?
Katlady: sighs You evil ass fuck...
Spinel: Time for the entertainment! Pucker up, dollface!
Spinel pulls Steven into a heated kiss, while Kat is just over there looking like "Fuck my life...."
Katlady: Guys it's been 20 minutes and....uh....I'm tired of watching life action porn...
Then out of context, things get freaky on a Tuesday night, and the two get even more heated as Spinny get on top of Steven
Katlady:....the things I do for my oreo milkshakes...