Author's POV
Y/n is happily sleeping in his dorm, dreaming of eating a life time supply of Pizza and Strawberry Sundae.
When all of the sudden Team RWBY slam his door open, waking him in shock.
Ruby: "HEY Y/N!"
Y/n: "GAH!"
He grab his gun and starts shooting everywhere while Team RWBY tried thier best to avoid getting shot. He stops shooting and Team RWBY freeze in their place.
Y/n: "What the hell?! I was having a great dream!"
Ruby: "Sorry Y/n but, Prof. Ozpin told us to take you to his office."
Y/n: "I haven't kill Cardin yet, so what does he want?"
Blake: "He just told us to come and get you."
Y/n: *Sigh*"Fine.... Let's just get this over with so I can go back to sleep."
He grab his coat and they all head to the Ozpin's office. Along the way, Y/n saw Cardin planning to bully Velvet again so he wear Balrog and teleport behind him, and kick him out of the school.
Velvet: "Oh hey Y/n. Where are you going?"
Y/n: "To Ozpin's office."
Velvet: "But, why are you wearing your boots and gauntlet?"
Y/n: "Oh I was just practicing my kicks while walking. Anyway, I'll see you later."
Velvet: "You too Y/n!"
He went back to Team RWBY and they continue to head to Ozpin's office.
Ozpin: "Ah, Team RWBY and Y/n. I'm glad you could come."
Y/n: "So what's this more important than my sleep?"
Ozpin: "Very well. I receive this message just this morning, And it's for you."
Y/n: "What message?"
Ozpin: "Read for yourself."
He handed him a letter and he starts reading it. While he's reading it, his eyes is getting bigger with a mix of shock and confuse.
Y/n: "What the?!"
Ozpin: "And this one, is yours."
He grab a basket under his table and place on top of it.
Ruby: "A bunch of sheets?"
Blake: "Wait, it's moving!"
Y/n grab the sheet open and saw a kid with white hair sleeping on it.
Ruby/Weiss: "Aw!~ He's so cute!"
Blake: "Who's this kid Prof. Ozpin?"
Ozpin: "This is Y/n's son."
RWBY: "....... WHAT?!"
Weiss: "You already have a kid?!"
Ruby: "And you didn't tell us?!"
Blake: "You got a lot of explaining to do mister!"
Y/n: "Look I'm just shock as you are! I don't even know I had a kid!"
Yang picked up the letter and starts reading it.
Yang: "Say's here that the kid's name is Nero and he's Father is Y/n Redgrave."
RWB: "Y/n...."
Y/n: "Look, I swear I don't remember having a kid or sleeping with anyone before!"
Ozpin: "Did the letter said this child's Mother?"
Yang: "No. It's from an unknown sender."
Ozpin: "So what are you planning on this child Y/n?"
Y/n: "I have no idea how to take care of a baby. But I think I know someone."
He summon Yamato and slice the air, creating a portal. He stuck his hand inside the portal and drag Glen out of there.
Glen: "Oh hey dude. Where am I?"
Yang: "Hi babe!"
She run towards him and kiss him.
Glen: "Good to see you too Yang. So, where am I?"
Y/n: "Your at Beacon, Ozpin's office to be exact."
Glen: "So what am I doing here?"
Y/n: "Can you take care of this for me?"
He pointed at the basket where he saw a sleeping baby.
Glen: "Dude, what kind of an animal would you take me for?! I'm not that evil to get rid of a baby!"
Y/n: "That's not what I meant. I mean take care of him. You know, babysit."
Glen: "Who's the kid anyway?"
Y/n: "Well.... he, my son."
Glen: ".........Pfft.... AHAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!....... You serious?"
Y/n: "I wish I'm not."
Glen: "White hair..... blue eyes..... Is Weiss the mother?"
Weiss: "No you dunce!"
Glen: "If it's not her.... And it's impossible to be Ruby.... And he doesn't have a cat ears so it's not Blake..... So who's the Mother?"
Yang: "We don't know too."
Glen: "Well this is going to hard. Y/n sleep with many wo-"
He look at Y/n and saw him glaring at him.
Glen(Scared): "I-I mean, places! He sleep in many places! Alone... With no one else.... Just himself... hehe...."
Ruby: "Maybe we should take care if him. I mean, he is going to call us his Mom one day right?"
Weiss: "That's actually not a bad idea."
Blake: *Sigh*"Looks like we don't have a choice."
Ozpin: "Excellent! I'll notify the other Teachers that your allowed to bring your son with you in class."
Y/n: "Can't I just drop him in an orphanage?"
Ruby: *Gasp*You can't! He needs a loving family to grow up! That's why we're going to help you raise him!"
Glen: "Well, there's your answer bro."
Y/n: *Sigh*"I just wish this kid doesn't grow up being a deadweight."
Glen: "Sorry I can't help you out bro. Cuz I have no idea how to handle this kind of job."
Y/n: *Sigh*"Thanks for coming anyway."
Glen: "No prob. Since I'm here anyway, I wanna give this thing a test drive."
He pushed a button on his wrist and his bag turned into a jetpack.
Y/n: "You made that?"
Glen: "Yeah!"
Y/n: "How did you even get the parts for that?"
Glen: "Remember the Jet fighters you shot down last month? I went to the crash site and took some engines and made it into this!"
Yang: "Can I try?!"
Glen: "It's still on a test drive baby. Can't tell if it's going to explode or not."
He went to the window and open it.
Glen: "To infinity, AND BEYOND!"
He blasted out of the room with a speed of 200kmph. They all look at him and saw him heading to Emerald Forest.
Weiss: "He's at the wrong direction."
Yang: "I'm going after him!"
She run out of the office and head to Emerald Forest for Glen.
Y/n: "He'll be fine. Anyway, I need to think of something about this kid."
Time Skip brought to you by
Y/n and Team RWB are at his dorm, along with the baby while Yang is still trying to find Glen at Emerald Forest.
Y/n: "Seriously, I have no idea how to raise a kid."
Ruby: "Don't worry Y/n. We'll help you out! Right girls?!"
Weiss: "I agree with Ruby. You can't just leave the baby in an orphanage."
Blake: "Y/n. Tell us the truth. Who exactly is this child's mother?"
Y/n: "I told you, I don't know. I don't even remember sleeping with anyone at all."
Ruby: "Maybe you were drunk then you just can't remember."
Y/n: "Still. I don't remember what happen to me while I'm drunk. I just woke up alone in a random room in the next morning."
Then the door slam open and saw Yang kick it open while dragging Glen on the floor with a busted jetpack.
Y/n: "What happen?"
Glen: "Good news, I'm alive. Bad news, the jetpack exploded."
Yang: "That, and he landed on a bunch of Beowolf."
Glen: "Hehe, yeah. Thanks for saving my ass, babe."
Then the baby started to cry and Weiss picked him up.
Weiss: "Uh don't worry little guy. Mommy Weiss is here for you."
She starts to hum to calm Nero down while the others looked shock at her.
Glen: "I think that explosion made me see things."
Yang: "No. This is real. And this is a total shock...."
Y/n: "Well..... Looks like Weiss got everything under control. Come on Glen, let's go to Vale and-"
Ruby: "Oh no you don't! Your going to stay here and help us with Nero."
Y/n: "But you guys got it under control!"
Blake: "And Nero needs his Father by his side."
Glen: "I just remembered, I need to pick up that Shawarma I ordered. Bye guys!"
Yang: "I'm coming with you!"
The two of them left the room while Ruby pull Y/n back.
Ruby: "I'm going to asked Prof. Ozpin if he can get a crib for Nero."
She used her Semblance to head to Ozpin's office. Then Y/n noticed something outside the Window.
Y/n: "I wonder what's Jimmy Iron boner is doing here."
Blake: "Who?"
Y/n: "Over there."
He pointed by the Landing Zone and saw Ironwood along with his robot bodyguards walking towards the school.
Weiss: "There must be a meeting with Prof. Ozpin."
Then they heard Nero woke up.
Y/n: "Well, that kid really did take his time to wake up huh?"
Blake: "You do that too."
Weiss: "It's hard to wake you up too you know."
Nero starts to look around, trying to familiarized the place. He look at Weiss and Blake and he just tilt his head to the left. He then look at Y/n and he starts to laugh while raising his hands up to him.
Nero: "D-Dada!"
Blake/Weiss:" AW!~"
Y/n: *Sigh*"Come here you little squirt."
He carried him and Nero hugs him, making Blake and Weiss blush from the cuteness.
Y/n: "Let's go get something to eat."
He lift him up to the air and Nero starts laughing again. The two of them walk out of the room, leaving Blake and Weiss in awe.
Blake: "Looks like he already got this."
Weiss: "Nero is soooo Cute!~"
Y/n and Nero head to the cafeteria to grab something to eat. Then they saw Team JNPR chatting with each other on a table.
Y/n: "Hey guys."
JNPR: "Hey Y/-"
They didn't finished when they saw Y/n carrying Nero.
Y/n: "What?"
Jaune: "Uh.... who's the kid?"
Pyrrha: "Aw.~ He's so cute!"
Y/n: "This is Nero. My son."
JNPR: "......... EH?!"
Ren: "This child is yours?!"
Jaune: "Are you serious?! When did you have this!?"
Nora: "So who's the Mother?!"
Pyrrha: "How old is he?!"
Y/n: "Whoa calm the hell down. I just found out this morning that this kid is mine."
Jaune: "How?!"
Y/n: "Ozpin said someone left Nero to me."
Pyrrha: "Who?"
Y/n: "I don't know. Must be he's mother."
Nora: "So who's the kid's mother?"
Y/n: "I don't know either. I don't really remember anything while I'm in drunk mode."
Ren: "Maybe the Mother resembles to the child."
Jaune: "Yeah. Maybe the White Hair could gave us a clue."
Y/n: "I have white hair."
Jaune: "The Blue eyes then!"
Y/n: "I have blue eyes too."
Pyrrha: "Weiss has a white hair and blue eyes too."
Y/n: "No, I haven't touch her yet. She said she wanna do it in a romantic way."
Jaune: "You never touch Weiss?! She's your girlfriend and you haven't touch her yet?! What's wrong with holding hands?!"
NPR/Y/n: "..........."
Y/n: "Nero, when you grow up, don't be like Jaune....."
Jaune: "What?"
Time Skip brought to you by
Y/n's POV
Blake and Weiss volunteer on baby sitting Nero while I head to Vale to by some food for Nero. When I got to Vale, I saw two Beowolf wearing a hat and sunglasses?
Beowolf1: "Hey There! I am just a Human Dude!"
Beowolf2: "Me too! I am also a People!"
Y/n: "Right....... I was just going to asked if you know where the super market is."
Beowolf2: "Sure, we can show you the way. All you have to do is let us in!"
The first Beowolf starts shaking his head in 'No' while I put out Des and Troy.
Y/n: "Then come on in. This trip is going to be.... deadly...."
I cock my guns and they starts to back away.
Beowolf1: "W-We just remembered! W-We already got some plans coming up!"
Beowolf2: "Y-Yeah! C-Come on Mike!"
The two of them starts running in the alley while I put my guns back to the holster.
Y/n: "Man, the Grimm keeps getting weirder and weirder everyday."
I keep driving until I saw the supermarket just on the other street. I parked RIOT on the parking lot and grab a shopping cart.
Y/n: "So... Diapers, milk, vitamins, baby powder, and Pizza."
I start walking on the aisle and grab everything I need. Then I saw Qrow talking to a saleslady, but she slap him in the face then walk away.
Y/n: "Nice Semblance."
Qrow: "What are you doing here kid?"
Y/n: "Groceries. What about you?"
Qrow: "Business..."
Y/n: "You mean flirting?"
Qrow: "Like you can do better."
Y/n: "Then watch and learn."
I handed him my cart and walk to the saleslady who slap him.
Y/n: "Excuse me miss but, is this the Beauty Aisle? Because I see one right in front of me.~"
She turn around, I wink at her making her blush wildly. And she fall on her back with hearts on her eyes.
Y/n: "See?"
Qrow: "Alright, you don't have to drag it into my face."
Y/n: "Anyway, what are you doing here? Aside from getting a bitch slap from the saleslady."
Qrow: "I ran out of food on my apartment."
Y/n: "Food or alcohol?"
Qrow: "Both. But mostly the alcohol."
Y/n: "Well, I know a good place to get a cheap and out of the world taste of Alcohol. Here."
I grab a paper from my coat and handed it to him.
Qrow: "Thanks. So how's my niece?"
Y/n: "Yang is hanging out with Glen as usual. And Ruby is at her dorm along with Blake and Weiss, taking care of Nero."
Qrow: "Who's Nero?"
Y/n: "My kid."
Then Qrow rush at me and punch me square in the face
Qrow: "WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU HAVEN'T GRADUATED YET AND YOU ALREADY IMPREGNATE RUBY?!"
Y/n: "WILL YOU JUST CHILL THE FUCK OUT?! RUBY IS STILL A VIRGIN! I HAVEN'T TOUCH HER YET!"
Qrow: "Then who's the kid's mother?"
Y/n: "That's the question. We don't know. Someone just left him to Ozpin and left him to me."
Qrow: "That's gonna be hard. You slept with many woman when you out there drunk."
Y/n "At least it's a woman. You slept with a trap when you were drunk!"
He transform his sword into a scythe and pointed at my neck.
Qrow: "Don't. Tell. To. Anyone."
Y/n: "Alright alright, sheesh. You really need to know the difference of Trap and a real girl."
Time Skip brought to you by
Me, Ruby, Weiss and Blake are at my dorm watching some news on the TV.
Ruby: "I wonder where Yang is. She's been gone all day."
Y/n: "3.....2......1......."
The door slam open and we saw Yang kicked it open.
Yang: "I'm back!"
Ruby: "Where have you been?!"
Yang: "I was hanging out with Glen."
Weiss: "All day?"
Yang: "Yeah. So what are you guys doing?"
Blake: "Just watching TV."
Yang: "So where's the Kid?"
Y/n: "At his crib."
I pointed at Nero's crib just near my bed. Yang walk towards it the check on him.
Yang: "Aw.~ Hey little guy come to Auntie Yang!"
She picked him up and Nero starts crying.
Yang: "W-Wha- I-I didn't do anything!"
Y/n: "I think you just scared him."
Ruby: "Yang. Don't make little Nero cry!"
She went at Yang and grab Nero from her. She starts rocking him to calm down.
Ruby: "Aw.~ Don't worry Nero. Mommy Ruby is here.~"
Y/n: "Well, she's a natural."
Weiss: "Hey! I can carry Nero too!"
She snatch Nero off of Ruby and starts rocking him, while humming.
Yang: "Uh......"
Blake: "I can take care of Nero too!"
She pull her off her bow, showing her cat ears to him. Nero saw her Cat ears and he raised his hands towards her. Blake smirked, while Weiss is annoyed that Nero wants to be with Blake.
Blake: "Come to Mama Blake, Nero."
She carried him while letting Nero played with her cat ears. Nero starts to giggle, enjoying the Cat ears.
Jaune: "Hey Guys!"
We look by the door and saw Jaune holding a bottle.
Jaune: "Wanna play Spin the bottle?!"
Ruby: "Oh! I wanna play!"
Yang: "Yeah me too!"
Weiss: "Isn't that the game of Truth or Dare?"
Y/n: "Yeah. Alright let's play."
Jaune: "Great! Let's go to our dorm!"
We all follow Jaune to their dorm and we saw Pyrrha, Nora and Ren sitting on a circle.
Nora: "Hey Guys! Did you come to play too?!"
Y/n: "No. I came to eat all the Pancakes."
She dash at me and slam me at the wall.
Nora: "MY! PANCAKES!"
Y/n: "C-Chill! I-I was just kidding!"
Nora: "Okay!"
She let me go and sit back next to Ren.
Ren: "So anyway, come sit down guys so we can start.
Blake: "I'm gonna have to pass. I'm holding Nero."
Jaune: "Alright, then let's play!"
He spins the bottle and it landed on Ren.
Jaune: "Truth or Dare?"
Ren: "Dare."
Jaune: "I dare you to not make Pancakes for the next 24 hours."
Y/n: "I don't think that it's a good idea."
Ren: "Deal."
I look over to Nora and she's just staring at Jaune while her eye is twitching.
Ren spins the bottle and it landed on Ruby.
Ren: "Truth or Dare?"
Ruby: "Dare."
Ren: "I dare you to act like Weiss until the game ends."
Ruby(Acting): "Oh look at me, I'm Weiss Schnee. I'm the smartest girl in class the top ranking in the combat lesson.~ And I want to show my Sister Winter that I can be good as her."
Weiss: "I don't talk like that you dunce!"
Y/n: "Actually, you kinda do."
Yang: "That was way too accurate Sis."
Ruby spins the bottle and it landed on me."
Ruby(Acting): "Truth or Dare?"
Y/n: "Dare."
Ruby(Acting): "I dare you to take care of Nero."
Y/n: "What if I don't?"
Ruby(Acting): "Then you'll be sleeping in the couch."
Y/n: "I have my own dorm."
Ruby(Acting): "Then you'll be sleeping on the couch of your dorm."
Y/n: "I always sleep on the couch back in my office so, what the heck."
I spin the bottle and it landed on Jaune."
Y/n: "Truth or Dare?"
Jaune: "Dare! No, truth! Okay Dare!"
Y/n: "I dare you to get inside the closet with Pyrrha for seven minutes without question."
Jaune: "Huh?"
Pyrrha: *Gasp*!
I look over to Pyrrha and nodded.
Jaune: "Wait, I change my mind. I go with Tru-"
Y/n: "Nope."
Pyrrha grab Jaune and drag him inside the closet and close it behind them.
Y/n: "Since Jaune won't be playing for the next seven minutes, I'm spinning it again."
I spin the bottle and it landed on Weiss.
Y/n: "Truth or Dare?"
Weiss: "Hmm....... Dare."
Y/n: *Smirk*"Heh, I dare you to sleep with me tonight."
Ruby/Blake(Shock): "WHAT?!"
Weiss: "DEAL!"
Nora/Ren: "Ohhhhh...~"
Weiss: "How about we end this game, Deal? DEAL! Let's Go! Good night everyone!"
She grab my arm and headed back to my dorm while dragging me like a ragdoll. She grab my coat and toss it on the chair while went to the lay down on the bed.
Weiss: "What are you waiting for, come on get in already.~"
Y/n: *Sigh*"Me and my big mouth."
Time Skip brought to you by
Author's POV
Then next day, Y/n woke up naked with a sleeping naked Weiss beside him.
Y/n: "I can't believe that she's like that."
He get up, put his clothes back on and head to the bathroom. Ruby, Yang and Blake are at court yard playing with Zwei and Nero.
Ruby: "Alright Zwei! Fetch the stick!"
She throw the Stick far away and Zwei went after it. Nero is still playing with Blake's ear while Yang is playing with two Paddle Ball.
Y/n: "I'm bored."
Blake: "Your playing with a Paddle Ball."
Yang: *Sigh*"But it's still not enough fun."
Tai: "Hey girls!"
Ruby: "Hey Dad! What are you doing here? And what's with the remote?"
Tai: "Oh it's a Drone remote! I'm doing an aerial view! I'm a Vlogger now! See!"
He poited at his Drone flying above them.
Tai: "So what are you girls up too?"
Ruby: "I'm playing with Zwei!"
Yang: "I'm bored."
Blake: "I'm taking care of Nero."
Tai: "Who's kid is that?"
Ruby: "It's Y/n."
Tai: "What?! Y/n already have a kid?!"
Ruby: "Dad! Trust us. He didn't know too. Nero just arrived in a basket yesterday."
Tai: "He's been sleeping with different woman!?"
Yang: "Well, he's probably be sleeping with Weiss until now."
Tai: "And your all okay that he has a kid!?"
Yang: "I don't care, he's not my boyfriend."
Ruby: "I alright with that. I mean, we will have a kid with him in the future though, so we might as well practice on taking care of Nero!"
Blake: "Hey, there's a bird going to hit the Drone."
The all look at the Drone and saw a bird hit it, knocking the Drone, Camera and the bird as well. Then the bird transformed into Qrow, and his face planted on the floor while Tai grab his Drone and Camera and runs away.
Ruby: "Oh no, Uncle Qrow! Zwei!"
Zwei: *Bark*!"
He runs towards Qrow pulled him in the cape, dragging him towards Ruby.
Ruby: "Uncle Qrow are you alright?!"
Qrow: *Groan*"W-Where the hell did that come from?"
Yang: "That was Dad's Cam Drone. And you just knock it down."
Qrow: "That's it! I'm taking that Drink Mixer with me!"
He transform into a bird again and fly out of Beacon.
Blake: "What's a Drink Mixer?"
Ruby: "I don't know. I never heard of it."
Nero: *Giggle*"M-Mama!"
Ruby: "Aw!~ He called me Mama!~"
Blake: "No! He called me Mama!"
Ruby: "No me!"
Blake: "ME!"
Ruby: "ME! Nero! Call me Mama again!"
Blake: "No Nero! Call me!"
Yang: *Sigh*"Come on Zwei. Let's teach you how to eat Weiss's homework!"
Zwei: *Bark*!"