this is it.
This is the moment EVERYONE has been peer pressuring me into and fucking Author has been telling me to.
Under sighed and held up a fake ask, one by Art, and smiled
*Hey Goopy! I dare you to wear a pink dress in front of everyone with one of your famous wigs!*
Under let out a shaky breath and stood on the balcony of the second story, overlooking the rest of the group, who were talking.
"Yo Night!"
The said skeleton looked over and raised an eyebrow.
"I would show this to everyone but I don't feel like embarrassing you more!"
Nightmare's eye widened and he teleported beside Under, stealing the 'ask' away from her.
"Why...?"
"What's going on?!" Cross yelled from downstairs.
"JUST A DARE!"
"This'll be fun!"
"Yep! Come on Night!"
"Do you even have it?"
"Yep. In my room."
"Why?"
"Don't ask. It was for Halloween."
"Why-"
"Didn't I say don't ask?"
Under opened the door to her room and stepped in, Nightmare entering also.
"Because I need good... well... stuff, for the askers, I'm going to send you on a hunt."
"What if I don't?"
"Besides the dress and wig, you'll find something that will surely make you... well... as happy as you could be."
Nightmare raised an eyebrow as Under handed him a card shaped like a paint splotch.
"Once you get everything, come back to me."
Nightmare read it and looked at Under curiously.
"Don't ask."
Go to the downstairs kitchen and get the next one from the sunshine*
Nightmare groaned and left the room, putting the first card in his pocket and walking down the stairs.
"Dream! You have something for me!"
Dream turned around and giggled, handing Nightmare another card shaped like a sun.
Go to the roof. My brother will give you the next one.
Immediately, Nightmare thought of Under's REAL brother, but then Cross entered his mind.
He teleported to the roof, where Cross was sitting on a lawn chair with a X-shaped card taped to his forehead.
Nightmare took it.
Cross giggled.
Go to the upstairs bathroom with the hole on the side. Mr. Eatstomuch will give it to you.
"God fucking damnit-"
Nightmare teleported to the bathroom, where indeed, there was a hole inside.
He knocked.
Horror opened the door and smirked, handing Nightmare yet ANOTHER card with what looked like a bloodstain design.
Go to the murderer.
"Which one?!"
Nightmare walked downstairs to see Horror and Cross already down there.
"Who has the next one?"
Dust raised his hand.
He handed him a card that looked like a knife.
Go to the food.
Nightmare rolled his eyes and entered the kitchen, where Sun was cooking lunch.
"Hello."
Nightmare didn't like this guy.
"It's in the pantry."
Nightmare entered the panty, where a board was at, and a card.
he took the card, which looked like wings.
Go outside, Nightmare.
He frowned.
This had to be the end...
Nightmare entered the kitchen, then the living room, where everyone was silent and staring at him.
"Did you get them all?"
Nightmare raised an eyebrow and held up the cards.
Glitch looked relieved.
"T-th3 answ3r 1s outsid3."
Nightmare sighed heavily and walked outside, where a small table with another card laid.
Nightmare put down the rest of the cards and grabbed the last one.
This one was rectangular, like the normal card, and had about a paragraph of instructions.
You need to get all the cards. Once you do, line them up alphabetically. Small letters on each card, well, on the back! It will spell out the last step to finding the thing you will probably like.
Nightmare didn't like the probably.
And Nightmare set off, lining up everything.
"Go to roof, corner next to the chimney."
he sighed and teleported up to the roof, seeing the chimney in the far corner.
HE walked towards it and picked up the last...
card...
it was shaped like an upside-down heart with demon horns and angel wings.
He read it.
'Yo, idiot.'
Definitely Under.
'You're probably wondering why I sent you off on this.'
wait, where was the dress and wig?
Nightmare sighed.
It was probably a wild goose chase.
'Well, I wanted to tell you something really important that I am to pussy to do in real life.'
Nightmare frowned and looked behind him, before back at the note.
'I love you.'
Nightmare's eyes widened, and he dropped the card, it falling silently on the tiled roof.
He couldn't move. Not even his tentacles were moving.
It wasn't true.
"... no."
"yes, brother."
Nightmare spun around, seeing his brother, alone.
"She does, and I know you do too. She's getting anxious. Go to her."
Nightmare took in a deep breath, and teleported outside her room.
"Are you naked in there?"
"...idiot."
He chuckled and entered the room.
"So I couldn't find the last thing."
Under's nervous smile dropped.
"O-Oh. I mean, I-I could show you..."
"yeah, I want to get this whole cinderella thing over with."
She stood up, and they teleported to the roof.
"It s-should be-"
She was about to start walking to it, but Nightmare grabbed her wrist.
"Sorry."
She turned around.
"For what?"
He pulled her forward and smashed his lips onto hers, making her madly blush.
"For lying."
He gave her a cheeky smile, but all she could do was sputter out random sounds and blush more in embarrassment.
He laughed and let go of her wrist, immediately turning to hug her.
She hugged back.
"So..."
"Are we a thing?"
They stayed silent before Under burst out laughing, making Nightmare jump and let her go.
"God, I hate romantic stuff."
Nightmare chuckled and stuffed his hands in his pockets.
"Wanna fuck?"
"NIGHTMARE-"
He burst out laughing.
"We're a thing. I decided it."
"Are you just gonna ignore that last part?"
"Yep."
She laughed and quickly kissed him again before snapping her fingers, a loud microphone appearing.
"Currently they're all in the living room waiting for me to come down, so..."
"Prank them?"
"You know me so well."
They laughed before teleporting to the front door, Under standing on the table.
She turned on the microphone and yelled, "I'M A BANANA! I"M A BANANA!"
From inside, she heard several screams and the Killer Crew yelling, "I'M A BANANA!"