So here it is,
A bit long update....
Rajveer ke soch seedhi he..
I mean Rajveer ke thoughts Normal fonts mein he...
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Pia - " Bhabhi....it's your turn ...
And please don't kill me... Mera Ghar bilkul char kadam ki doori pe he...."
She requested showing off her typical puppy face....clinging to Naina's kurti....
Naina - " I will..... think ..." saying this she picked up the ludo ball getting ready to revolve it around....with a giggling heart....
Ansh - " Ismein sochna kyaa he Bhabhi... It's just a game... Aap iske side bilkul nahi lengi..."
He sat to Naina's left, holding her hand restraining from playing further...
Kaka - " Aree, usko khelne toh do tum dono... Fir sochenge ki kisko rakh....."
He stopped abruptly as his wife called him loudly....
Upss...
His cooker whistled calling him with all love of the world....
Kaka - " Tum teen statue ho jaavo.. Main stove off karke aaya...and gotiyaan badalna nahi... Samjhe..."
He ordered and everyone nodded their head, agreeing to the Sen citizen of their group...
Ansh whispered,
" It's the eighth time...." scratching back of his ear....
Pia - " What ???..."
She asked not getting his murmurs....
Naina - " Statues baatein nahi karte..." muttered without changing her position, contented with all the attention she is getting from these namunas...
Kaka - " Kyaa yeh itnaa bada kaam he....ailaan he..
Jab Tak Jahan mein subhah shaam he...
Tab Tak....aaaaa..."
He dashed a form, who was just coming out of his room with two pairs of Chinese eyes, typical lazy bada panda....
Kaka - " Kaun ho Bhai aap...."
He gave a look towards his left....
Rajveer opening his mouth, to yawn loudly,
" Kaka... Veer Baba aaraha... Dekh ke chaloo..."
He complained like a five years kid, taking his own name, just like others call him...with love....
Ansh - " Veer Baba aaraha..."
He mimicked Rajveer making fun of him, of course in a low tone.... Afterall who wants to be roasted in the hands of a experienced cruel army officer...
Pia smacking Ansh's head,
" Mere Bhai he woh...."
She warned.... throwing draggers at him...
Kaka raising his hands, surrendering to his little chubby kid,
" Sorry Veer Baba, main aage se idhar udhar dekh ke road cross karliya karunga....
Filhaaal mera sabziyaan bularahe mujhe..." saying this he again rushed leaving a hangovered Rajveer behind....
Naina again witnessing these cute scenes smiled whole heartedly, with few happy tears in the corner of her eyes, as she was badly missing her Maa Baba... Even though Naveen was there in every nook of her life, but no one can fill the places which parents left empty in your life.... these creatures are something out of the world... Within 5 hours of their little chatting session, she joined them into her family group.... like a small cousins gang with a Kaka jii leading them into utpatang works....a total package of loonytooles....
She tapped her head with this little discussion....
Pia lifted herself from the sofa and walked towards her pyaare bhaiyya....
" Aap chaloo mere saath...."
He followed her instructions, as his brain didn't yet wake up from the sleepy zone... Dozzing off on the table, that too in a funny posture has it's own negative impacts...
Filling the lazy Rajveer in the bean bag, she gave him a glass of water, to gain his conscious back... And sat beside Ansh... maintaining a safe distance, not clinging to him like before....
Rajveer shrinking his eyes, looking like a Chinese hybrid,
" Kyaa Baat he aaj jaldii uth gayi tu...."
Ansh in a flow,
" Bhai, it's already 11... Aap hi late uthe ho..."
Said loudly this time dragging Rajveer's attention towards him...
Rajveer - " Haaan toh....soya kab Tha..." He stopped abruptly as his eyes fell on Ansh who was smiling mysteriously,
" Abee tu yaha Kar kyaa raha ???
Kisne tujhe yaha bulaya..."
He asked raising his voice, frightening Ansh....
Ansh stood up in a shock of commiting a sin,
" Woh Bhai...
Main yahi se guzar Raha tha toh socha......"
Rajveer - " Pia se milke chalu???
Shaadi Tay bhi nahi huii aur tum abhi se uske peeche mandrane lage..."
Ansh cutting his words,
" Nahi Bhai....main toh Bhabhi se Milne aaya tha... Pia ne bola ki aapne ..."
He tried to explain looking at the kitchen for some help but the Santa was busy in cooking something delicious....
Rajveer - " Bhabhi???
Kaun Bhabhi!!!..." asked in a confused expression....
they have any Bhabhi living in their home!!! He don't have any brother... moreover He is the single child of Shekhavats....so no question of having any Bhabhi....
And you can't adopt any Bhabhi without adopting Bhai....
Wait... Is he talking about his Yaar, his Veeru, his Jigar ka tukda Naveen's wife???
Shalini!!!
When she got landed here??
She didn't informed him too.... otherwise he would have been woke up earlier.... to carry her fat bags....
Again wait...peeps....
please check the last paragraph... upsss thougtograph....
Did he took Naveen's name???
Capt. Naveen Singh Ahluwaliya's name!!!
Who is currently playing Rajveer's saala's role....
Saala...Matlab, Biwi ke Bhai...
Apni hi biwi ka Bhai... Dusronka biwi ka Bhai saala thodi na hota he....
That means he has a biwi now....
A beautiful sweet speaking loving biwi....
For having a biwi he should have married in the first place......
He is married!!!!.... that's why he slept on table yesterday's night...
Remember Capt. Shekhavat???
otherwise he would have graciously occupied his vast bouncy bed....
Till his mind started it's functioning,
Ansh moved his eyeballs towards Naina, begging to save him from this monster Bhai, behaving utterly satkaya Budda types.....
Pia - " Bhaiii... Aap Bhabhi ko bhool Gaye???..."
She screamed dancing on Rajveer's eardrums....causing the half glass of water drench his grey t shirt....
Rajveer looked here and there to find his new wife....
New wife????
He has only one wife... not many....
It's not allowed in India, Raj.....
Still breaking his stupid thoughts he zoomed his eyes on the corner of the couch to catch glimpse of the bunny resembling cute creature.....
Ansh - " Bhabhi... Kuch toh bolo na...
Aapke self respect ka sawal he..."
He poked her...uttering the last sentence im her ear...
Naina thought for a second to teach him a lesson, for drama he smartly played, yesterday,
" aap ek hi raat mein mujhe bhool Gaye... "
She almost sobbed crushing his favorite blue pillow.... that's how a typical wife behaves, showing off herself as helpless...
Pouring all the mistakes on her lovely hubby's head....
Pia - " Exactly... How could you Bhai!!!
Maine socha aaj aapse aapke love story poochlu... But you are good for nothing...
Yahi bhool Gaye ki aapke Shaadi huii he, aur aapse toh...."
She hugged Naina with a broken heart for getting a brother like him.. who donno the abcd of romance, love...
Leave it....
Rajveer rubbing his eyes, gaining his conscious back, alerted the clever soldier in him,
" isne Bhabhi bola...."
Naina - " Haan toh!!!..."
She widened her pupils waiting for the answer....
Pia made her grip stronger around Naina's shoulder and Ansh upheld his ears to hear how the whole topic will take a u turn as his brain was already filled up with stories about Rajveer's charms and intelligence....
Rajveer - " Tum toh iski Bhabhi ho...Meri thodi na ho ki mujhe pata hona chahiye ki yeh Meri nahi, uske Bhabhi se Milne aaya... Jab isne bola Bhabhi Maine socha iske Bhabhi lekin iske Bhabhi humare Ghar mein rehti na he, humare Ghar mein Toh Pia ke Bhabhi rehti he...waise bhi Pia ke Bhabhi iski Bhabhi thodi na he...abhi Tak Shaadi thodi na hua he in do ke... humare Ghar mein aake iske Bhabhi ko dhoondne se achcha he ki iske Ghar jaake iske hi Bhabhi ko dhoondne kyunki, iske Bhabhi iske Ghar mein hogi....
isiliye Maine kaha kaun bhabhiii....
Got it ???...."
He shooted all the bullets of words in single breath putting a stick beneath everyone's eyelids, keeping it's window open......along with their stupid brain....
After good 30 seconds,
Ansh - " Matlab.... "
Still not able to get what Rajveer muttered asked again to confirm...
Rajveer - " Matlab... "
Pia coming between them,
" Bhai is right...
Ab firse chaalu na hojaana ki explain karunga... Maine aaj college bunk ki he taaki aap dono ke saath reh saku.... Please na Bhai...
Chup...."
She said closing Rajveer's mouth with her hand....not allowing him to talk further....
Kaka stepping inside the hall with trayfull of cookies,
" Warna yeh roz college jaati he... Ansh ke saath Bahar ghumne toh weekends pe jaati he..."
Rajveer twisting Pia's ear, softly,
" Weekend toh hafte ke panch din aate he aur baaki ka do din Saturday Sunday hote he... Kyun Pia... "
He asked retraining the smile reaching his lips...
Ansh jumping off the couch, tried to free Pia's ear,
" Bhai.... Usko dukhega... "
He only managed to spill these three words not having proper battery to stand in front of Capt. Rajveer Singh Shekhavat...
Pia bit Rajveer's hand, to get unlock from that iron chain.....
Rajveer - " Pia ki bachchi....tumhe sharam nahi aati ki apne Bhai ko tum aise shoshan Kar rahi!!!!...."
He stood in front of her, poking that cute nose....showing off the print of her teeth set decorated on his hand....
Pia rubbing her red ear, left with Rajveer's fiinger print,
" Ek min Mr. Bhai,
Aapmein ratti bhar ka bhi sharam nahi he ki joh apni choti behan ko aise shoo...."
She stopped as the word got stuck in her throat....not knowing what exactly it was....
Kaka handling the situation, in his weird way,
" Nahii...isko nahi aati sharam... Lt se Captain joh ban gaya... Ab hum jaise gareeb log dikhenge kaise !!!!....Kal Tak toh Inna chota sa tha....chaddi pehehnke yahi hall mein naachta....ki Jhalak dikhalaa jaa karke....
aaj dekhoo...."
He whispered sadly....with a broken heart... acting like a typical drama queen....
Rajveer opening his mouth, for this out of syllabus dialogue,
" what ???.."
Pia - " Bhabhi aap bolo.... Bhai thode bander ke successor nahi lagte ???..."
She pulled Naina in their Bhai behan fight...standing behind her....
Rajveer - " aur tu Baby Bander...." saying this he ran towards her to get hold of this Shaitan...
And Pia smartly made a move tricking Rajveer, and he held Naina's hand instead of Pia's.... Not knowing this he pulled her towards himself, which came surprisingly for her resulfing in a sweet accident, to be precise a beautiful RK pose....
Ansh who expected this, clicked a pic of them together.....giving a HiFi to Kaka....
Pia - " Awwwww...."
Raina coming out of this awkward position sat maintaining a feet distance zipping their mouth.... and both Pia Ansh started teasing them looking at the pic again and again prasing how romantic it is....
Kaka smiling at Rajveer's blushing face,
" Mere Veer Baba ko tang karna band karoo tum do....aur mere badle Veer ko lelena....
Mujhe caffe jaana he..."
Ansh gave a look to him,
" Aap khele hi kab? Ek min mein char baar kitchen mein jaate humko statue karke...." again muttered earning a glare from Rajveer....
He was about to break Ansh's bone, Naina came in between,
" Aap bhi bait jaavo... "
She said holding his wrist.... and he agreed with a sleepy expression....
After good 15 minutes...
Pia throwing a pillow at Rajveer,
" Bhaiii...you are cheating...."
She shouted near his eardrums causing him fall on the ground again....
These girls, I must tell you... Never let you sit or sleep peacefully...
One is not allowing your delicate body to have proper rest on that fluffy bed, resulting in a back cramp....and another, this baby Cola, throwing every possible things on you not letting your bum to have a proper seat...
Rajveer holding his back,
" Ahhh...Pia...
Haddi thod dii tune... Dekh ke maara Kar...."
He moaned with puppy eyes, forgetting the Maj. Nair's simple punishments he faced during the training days....
Naina with a half heart, walked towards him, giving him support to stand....earning a long awwww from Pia who kept on describing how beautiful they look together....
Ansh - " Woh toh raat ko hi thod dii hogi Bhabhi ne..."
He again whispered getting ready for a run, as it reached Rajveer's ear...
Pia ignoring Rajveer's eyes stuck at Ansh,
" kyun Bhai, honyemoon yahi manane ka irada he ki Bhabhi ko leke Kashmir Dalhousie yaa Manali bhi jaavoge???....
Don't be so hopeless.... "
She poured ghee in the aag resulting Rajveer's eyes moved towards her...
Rajveer trying to get up from the floor, single handedly, forgetting the fact that Naina already left his hand hearing Ansh's teasings,
" Tum do shaitaaan.... "
But to his good luck he kissed the floor again, as the water is still laying there.... making two of them laugh...who flew the very next second, making an excuse for a movie letting the two love birds to enjoy the heat of the show........
Rajveer looking at the door,
" Pia, atleast help me re...."
He asked lifting his hand....dashing again on the floor.....
Ansh cutting his line,
" Jisne thoda usise bolooo...."
He passed a naughty wink to fuming Raj....
Pia before Raj could give a nice gaali to Ansh,
" Have a great time Bhaii.... Bhabhii ko zyada tang na karna.... itne jaldii bhatijaa nahi chahiye mujhe....
Aaaaaand.......
love You bhabhiii..."
Shouted locking the main door....with loud giggles.....
Rajveer smacked his own head for loving such dangerous Jodi, and within next10 seconds realised they are alone now...
He and his dear wife....who is still upset with the fact of being his wife...
Are you happy with this fact ???
His heart asked!!!!
But she wasn't sad being your friend...she was the one who proposed for the friendship tie... Remember...
She was not happy too...
Urghhhh...
This happy sad words seems to be damn confusing...
So focus on tbe current scenario...
He felt himself flying in the seventh cloud, as the ninth one was currently blocked for him....and inhaled the fragrance reaching his nose....
Naina - " Koshish karoo... Dheere see...."
She asked sweetly.... looking into his eyes....
Rajveer unconsciously replied back,
" Haan..."
Naina - " Room chod dun???...." Saying this she helped him to reach on his bed.... safely...
Please note,
The bouncy cozy bed he was referring earlier was now occupied by him...
Naina opening the drawers,
" First aid kit kaha rakha he???...."
Rajveer still in a daze of getting something soft comforting his back,
" Tumhe kuch hua he???..."
Naina raised her face,
" Nahi toh....moch aapko aayi he na...
Spray lagadun ???..." asked with a time mixed with care and innocence....
Is she the same one who never left a chance to play pranks on him just to vent out her frustration pain!!!
He thought for a second....
But his heart replied with it's famous dialogue, that she is his Veeru's sister...
She too have the same blood flowing inside her... Just like him...
So caring... So loving.....
Navu is just out of the universe.... Even he gulped three bullets for Rajveer, just a year back.... Such a sweetheart....
He was builting a paradise in the name of his Yaar, NSA.......
Naina breaking his thought process,
" Why are you smiling ??? Dard bahot he??..."
Rajveer - " Nahi... Bus yaad aayi kisiki!!!...."
He replied instantly...getting up from the bed....
Naina holding his arm,
" Lete raho aap....main spray..."
Rajveer streching his arms, bent his waist a little as if performing yoga there...
Naina - " aap kyaa Kar rahe ??
Rest na... Isase dard badh jaayega...."
She tried to stop his attempts of getting himself hurt....
Rajveer continuing his attempts,
" Aaaah.... Tum bhool rahi ki main....aaah...
Ek solder hu... Aahemmm...
Sirf tumhara Bhai nahi...main bhi Captain hu army mein....that too in SPL forces..."
Thats it...he was standing in front of her with perfect body structure... without any defect...
Naina raising her hand,
" Are you fine??..."
Rajveer smiling at her naiveness,
" Yeah... Waise welcome to Ghar...."
He replied giving back her phone which was already laying on her bed....
Naina not understanding his words,
" Ghar toh Kal hi aaye the hum..."
He pointed towards the phone which was vibrating continuously.... She opened it to find an ocean of messaged flooding in her what's app...wait what's that??
A new group!!!!
The group name popped up as.....
Wait again...
There something interesting...
Group's icon....
Holy shit....
It's their pic.... Ranveer and Hers...
Not again Naina....
Capt. Shekhavat and Hers...
She saw the latest update saying that she was added by RV❤️ ( that's what his what's app user name is )
And the icon was changed by Pia💃 ( Her sweetest nanand who is her bestest friend in this "home" now )
Rajveer walking out with a easy walk,
" Waise pic bura nahi tha..... Background too was good...."
He said as if talking to himself....not at all glancing at the shocked Naina...