<Cartman_the_man created group chat Fuck This >
<Cartman_the_man added Kyle B, Kenny McDick and Stan_just_Stan to the group chat >
Cartman_the_man: you guys keep your pussy problems and gay shit to yourselves and we'll get along just fine
KennyMcDick: D I C K S
Stan_just _Stan: Wendy's my gal
Cartman_the_man: that bitch?
Stan_just_Stan: Jesus
Stan_just_stan: how long did that take?
KennyMcDick: about 5 mins bro
Cartman_the_man: new record hehe
KennyMcDick: where's ginger?
Stan_just_Stan: I was calling him a few mins ago I dunno where he went
Cartman_the_man: probably too scared of me the li'l bitch
<Kyle B changed the group chat's name to Fuck Cartman >
<Kyle B changed Cartman_the_man's username >
<Kyle B took away admin control from Cartman_the_fatass >
Cartman_the_fatass: hey!
Cartman_the _fatass: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY NAME?!
Kyle B: sorry I was stabbing myself with insulin
KennyMcDick: that's fine we don't want you passing out on this riveting conversation
Cartman_the_fatass: screw you guys
Stan_just_Stan: I was getting worried but I'm fine now
Kyle B: yeah I was snacking on some pizza when I was calling you
KennyMcDick: what were you calling about hmm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Stan_just_Stan: secrets
KennyMcDick: U w U ???
Cartman_the_fatass: Jesus guys you are killing me here
< KennyMcDick changed Stan_just_Stan's username >
Kyle's bro: oh?
Kyle's bro: oh
Kyle B: pretty true
KennyMcDick: oh I see you have come back
Kyle's bro: and???
KennyMcDick: S E C R E T S
KennyMcDick: hey can we invite more people?
Cartman_the_fatass: none of your gay tribe
Kyle B: O O F
<Kyle's Bro changed Kyle B' s username>
Gingerbread: oh brilliant
Gingerbread: how original
KennyMcDick: OH IM IN LOVE STAN YOU GENIUS
Kyle's Bro: yeah I thought it was pretty funny
Kyle's Bro: hey Kyle what are you doing now?
Gingerbread: chilling with Ike. Why?
Kyle's Bro: I'm coming round yours this place is dead
KennyMcDick: can I come?
Gingerbread: sure I can't say no to you
Cartman_the_fatass: lowkey gay
Gingerbread: SHUT UP CARTMAN THIS IS WHY WE CANT SAY NICE THINGS AHHH
KennyMcDick: Jesus you literally exploded
Kyle's Bro: wow
Kyle's Bro: W O W
KennyMcDick: let the ginger let off some steam or he'll eat our souls
Cartman_the_fatass: can't argue with that
Gingerbread: this is Ike now. Kyle has literally started screaming and cursing Cartman's ass
Kyle's Bro: oh hi Ike
KennyMcDick: oh my
Cartman_the_fatass: it was just one comment geez
Gingerbread: I think it's just pent up stress coming out in the form of Cartman hatred
Gingerbread: Wait you called him gingerbread haha haha I'm crying
Gingerbread: Jesus when Ike takes my phone don't encourage him
Kyle's Bro: oh hi Kyle
KennyMcDick: I like your little bro he's a pretty cool Canadian
Kyle's Bro: yeah but he's also a little shit when he wants to be
Gingerbread: when you're done assessing my brother...
KennyMcDick: I'm outside your bedroom window
KennyMcDick: it's cold let me in
Gingerbread: what?!
Gingerbread: dude ive told you that I leave the door unlocked why do you keep coming through the window
KennyMcDick: tradition
Cartman_the_fatass: how many times has kenny gone through your window
Kyle's Bro: I'll be there in like 10 mins
Kyle's Bro: just be walking my dog
<Kyle's Bro left the chat>
Gingerbread: okay
Cartman_the_fatass: is anyone gonna invite me?!
KennyMcDick: no
Gingerbread: n o w a y
Cartman_the_fatass: go fuck yourselves
KennyMcDick: only if you're watching ;)
Gingerbread: oh man
Gingerbread: I think you killed Cartman with the power of gay
KennyMcDick: I'm always slaying queen
Gingerbread: I'm gonna invite Tweek here
KennyMcDick: I didn't know Tweek was on your contacts
Gingerbread: I do have other friends besides you you know
KennyMcDick: I'm your favourite I hope?
Gingerbread: in the top three
KennyMcDick: good enough for me
KennyMcDick: Tweek will invite Craig and everyone else
Gingerbread: THAT'S the plan, he asked me just now
KennyMcDick: wow your more organised than I thought, ginger
Gingerbread: Charmed
Cartman_the_fatass: ay no don't invite Tweek you faggot!
KennyMcDick: hold your tongue
KennyMcDick: I do not accept any homophobic slurs here
Gingerbread: oof
Gingerbread: serious Kenny
KennyMcDick: I really hate this fat boy
Gingerbread: don't we all?
<KennyMcDick changed Cartman_the_fatass's username>
Gingerbread: oh noice
Fatboy: HEY!
Gingerbread: hey, fatbooyyyy
KennyMcDick: fatbooooyyyy
Gingerbread: F A T B OOOOOOIIIIIIIIIYYYYY
KennyMcDick: xfiuwhidcn I'm crying
Fatboy: you guys god
Gingerbread: god ain't here, it's just FAT BBBBOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
KennyMcDick: Kyle you are killing me I can't type fdybsyndfkbs
Gingerbread: where are you anyway? I can here you laughing
KennyMcDick: grabbing a snack from the kitchen
Gingerbread: s n a c c
KennyMcDick: S N A C C
KennyMcDick: S N A C C for the T H I C C boy
Gingerbread: FOR THE FATBOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
KennyMcDick: GCFKBSYJSTONSGKFSDAXBNI
KennyMcDick: Jesus Kyle I haven't laughed like this for ages
Gingerbread: good laugh?
KennyMcDick: the best laugh
Fatboy: GAY
KennyMcDick: shut up Fatboooooooioiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyy
Gingerbread: FatBbbbbOOOOIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOIIIYYYYYYYYYIIIOYYYYY
KennyMcDick: OMG Stan just walked in as we were screaming Fatboiiyyy
Gingerbread: oh man hahaha
Gingerbread: oh damn I forgot
<Gingerbread invited Tweek to the chat>
Kyle's Bro: PM me for a sec
Gingerbread: I know you would want to as soon as I invited him
<Kyle's Bro left the chat>
<Gingerbread left the chat>
KennyMcDick: eh????
KennyMcDick: I smell secrets
Tweek: oh hi kenny!
KennyMcDick: Tweek do you know anything about this D R A M A
Tweek: too much pressure!!!
<KennyMcDick changed Tweek's username>
TooMuchPressure: it's a secret
KennyMcDick: it's fine don't stress
KennyMcDick: I'll ask the other two
KennyMcDick: I'll ambush
TooMuchPressure: thanks Ken
FatBoy: screw your gay shit
<Fatboy left the chat>
KennyMcDick: I didn't even realise he was still listening
~
Private message Stan >> Kyle B
Stan: so?
Stan: Tweek???
Stan: you asked advice???
Stan:Kyle don't leave me on edge
Kyle B: yeah we talked
Stan: and???
Stan: Kyle???
Kyle B: he Err
Kyle B: Tweek says he's single
Stan: really? But Butters...
Kyle B: that was a rumour...nothing real
Stan: Dude...
Stan: you have to ask him
Kyle B: it's not that simple
Stan: it never is, is it?
Kyle B: how did you and Wendy...y'know
Stan: I was as scared as you were, but one day I just went for it. I asked her out in the library dude
Kyle B: oh
Stan: have you came out to anyone else yet?
Stan: does he even know your gay?
Kyle B: no
Kyle B: I came out to you, Tweek and Ike. That's it
Stan: KYYYLLE
Kyle B: I know
Stan: he needs to know at least so you stand a chance!!! I bet he's head over heels for you!!! I catch him staring at you sometimes, dude! You should see it!!!
Kyle B: whenever I get close I chicken out
Stan: don't be too hard on yourself
Kyle B: I know...Tweek said he's gonna invite me to their big gay chat when I'm ready...
Stan: you want to?
Kyle B: maybe
Kyle B: yes
Stan: dude this could build your confidence up so darn much
Stan: be the gay
Kyle B: wow, words of wisdom
Stan: Seriously dude, you hide so much from everyone
Stan: except maybe me
Kyle B: you always know when I'm hiding anything you ass
Stan: that's kinda in the contract of super best friend