Peter: Hey May I'll be staying after school for decathlon practice so I'll be home around 5
???: Who is this? How did you get this number? How did you even text this number?! Nobody can text this number unless this number texts you first!
Peter: Uh.... What?... Is this not aunt May?
???: .... What do you think?
Peter:.. It's not..?
???: Well no duh!
???: Now tell me how you got a hold of this number.
Peter: I accidentally texted it thinking it was aunt May.
???: Still! Did you not read my text from earlier!
Peter: Okay well... I found and old Stark phone 6 in a trash bin, and I fixed it up a bit... Maybe that's it?
???:....
???: No wonder, you probably made it so you could access any number
Peter: Well I'm gonna actually gonna go text aunt May
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???: So... How old are you?
Peter: :o you actually texted me back? Most people would've just deleted the number.
Peter: Buut uhmmmm why?
???: No reason
Peter: If you want to know then there has to be a reason. Because how do I know you're not a pedo? (・_・;)
Peter: What if you are a pedo! OH MAH GAWD
???: I'M NOT A PEDO!
Peter: Wanna know what's funny?
???: What
Peter: Only a pedo would say that.
???: I SAID I WASN'T A PEDO
Peter: Fine, fine whatever but why do you want to know my age?
???: I have to make sure you're not a threat.
Peter: hm, sure.
???: Fine you've left me no choice
Peter: Oh I'm so scared I'm shaking in my boots!
???: Huh, Peter Benjamin Parker 14 years old, pretty good for a kid. (He's referring to how Peter got a hold of his number )
Peter: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?!
???: I said you left me no choice! I also have my ways
Peter: Well I'll pack my stuff just give me a few minutes before you kidnap me.
???: I'm not going to kidnap you! Geez your one strange kid.
Peter: Well who wouldn't panic when they find out a pedo knows who they are!
???: For the last time kid I'm not a pedo!
Peter: Ahuh well if your not kidnap then what are you going to do? Make my life hell?
???: Oh my god. No! I'm not gonna do anything don't worry.
Peter: okay... I trust you stranger.
???: Hey! I wasn't called a pedo!
Peter: whatever, anyways what's your name?
???: Call me... Uh I don't know who's your favorite person?
Peter: Oh come on I can't know your real name?
???: Yup, it's classified
Peter: Are you sure you're not a pedo?
???: Kid. I promise I'm not
Peter: If you say so but my favorite person is Iron Man! Or well Tony stark.
???: Okay well call me iron
Peter: Okay nice to meet you Uh Mr/Mrs/They/ Iron
Iron: I'm a male kid
Peter: oh okay, well it was nice to meet you Mr. Iron!
Iron: Nice to meet you too Peter.
Peter: Wait does this mean your my friend?
Iron: Yeah sure
Peter: OH MY GOD I MADE A FRIEND
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Iron: Uhm what the hell is that?
Peter:What's what?
Iron: That stick thing
Peter: :O It's an emoticon (lol idk what they are called)
Iron: A what?
Peter: Its like to show emotion as you see. ♪┌|∵|┘♪ It's dancing
Iron: oookay then..
Peter: You poor old soul
Iron: Hey you don't even know my age!
Peter: :o Is that another reason to think that you're a pedo I see?!
Iron: Oh shut it
Peter: lol well I gotta go goodnight Mr. Iron
Iron: Night Peter
TONY:
Tony sighed as he set his phone down
"Damn this is one strange kid" Tony said out aloud to no one in particular
'Guess I should see more about this kid'
Tony had only seen Peter's name and age so just to be on the safe side he thought to search more about this Peter.
As Tony read through he felt more bad for this Peter as he found out his only living blood relative was May Parker.
He was only 14 and yet he lost all but one person.
Richard Parker and Mary Parker sounded a bit familiar but he'd have to look into it later.
Tony got up and sighed he was going to find something to do to take away all this sadden energy.
Tony looked at his phone on his table that had scattered parts and tools all across the surface.
He stepped towards his phone and picked it up.
Tony typed the password in and went to his contacts. He selected 'Peter' and looked through the pass texts.
He sighed as he looked at the texts seeing the kid calling him a 'Pedo' multiple times.
Guess he did seem a bit of a pedo but he'd never admit that.
Just then Steve aka Captain America walked in "Hey Tones dinners ready." Steve informed him as he stood at the doorway.
"Oh okay what are we having?" He asked washing his hands at a near by sink that he had installed after realizing how dirty his hands could get while working in the lab.
"Buck made his home made spaghetti" Steve
"Alright well let's head to the kitchen then."
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PETER
When Peter told his new friend 'Iron' goodnight he was getting into his spider suit he made (his homecoming one but not the 'onsie' one lol)
That Peter made himself, he even made his own AI inspired by Tony Stark's AI FRIDAY he had gotten his idea when Tony Stark had showed the press his newest creation.
It was tough making the AI as his tools and parts were limited but he had managed.
When he Peter was out the window swinging away from his apartment he started talking to Karen.
"Hey Karen! Is there any crime yet?" He asked as he swung from roof to roof.
"Yes there's a bank robbery at Beavers street" (hey! Don't look at me weird! I never been to Queens) the female robotic replied
"Thanks Karen!" he shouted as the wind made him exhilarated in excitement.
When he arrived at the bank robbery he dropped down to the ground in front of the robbers who held guns ready to shoot.
"Hey! What cha doing buddies? Wait- your robbing a bank?! You should know better! Geez did your parents ever tell you stealing is bad?" Peter well Spider-man started as he ducked and dodged the shots the robbers took at spider man.
Even if the robbers shot multiple bullets rapidly Spider Man would sense them a mile away.
"Okay I'm getting tired and I have important things to do tomorrow so let's web this up! Ahah! Did you get it? Web! Ahah I crack myself up!" Spider man laughed as he wiped away a fake tear from his masked face.
As like Spider man said he webbed the robbers up who were cussing him out like a sailor but he just left them there as he could hear the police sirens getting closer.
And with that he swung away to the apartment to sleep.
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Hello! Sorry if this is cringe and please tell me if so I know that you can't make the perfect book but I want to make this book a good book for people to enjoy it! Also tell me if there's any spelling errors. But other than that thank you for reading the first chapter! Oh but wait-
Should there be any ships? Like
Spideypool (Deadpool x Spiderman)
Spideychelle (MJ x Peter)
Stony ( Tony x Steve
Strange x Tony
Stucky (Steve x Bucky)
Bucky x Natasha
Bruce x Thor (Truce)
Pepperony (Pepper x Tony)
Natasha x Pepper
Etc etc but if there's alot of suggestions then Imma make a vote
But if like just like a few people vote Imma pick whatever they voted for because this has happened before
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Okay but byeee! Thank you for reading this please tell me what ships and it's cringey BYE
Should Peitro still be aliveeeeeee