"Ragnarssons In" - Archive I

By lisinfleur

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First list of parchments publishing the Ragnarssons' reactions to situations proposed by you guys! Requests a... More

Angel
Anorexia
Are you with me?
Artist
Avengers
Bad Bad Nights
Bad Past
Badass Girl
Ballerina
Being a Beard
Belly Dancer
Best Friend of a Man
Birthday gift
Bisexual
Blanding¹
Blind
Blind Trust
Braiding
Braids!
Branded
Brave
Bride
Bridesmaid disaster
Broken Heart
Burden
Capital Crime
Carnival
Cat Lover
Change your mind...
Child Free
Clever
Colorful
Come on to the back (NSFW)
Comfy
Comic-Con Cosplays
Connection
Cumshots (NSFW)
Custom-Made
Custom-made II
Dad's Touch
Daddy Kink
Dangling
Date I
Date II
Dating a gods descendant
Distant...
Dominansspil¹
Dragon's Heart
Epithet
Ern... What?
Escort babe
Exposed
Faery Love
Family Day I
Family Day II
Family Life
Family Life II
Farewell, my friend...
First Kicks
First Steps
First taste
First time
First Words
Flexible
Fluffy
Forbidden love
Forced Marriage
Forgive me, please
Future Girl
GG, WP¹
Glasses!
Goodbye
Got me
Harsh day
Headache
Helen
Her best friend...
Her colors
Her Pets
Her secret
Hidden I
Horror Movie
Howling
Hun, I'm Home
I love you
Insulted I
Insulted II
It's hard to bear a child
It's over...
Jewels
Kisses
Labor
Lazy I
Lazy II
Liar
Lingerie
Little Drunk
Locker
Loki's Ex...
Loki's Game
Loose!
Losing Her
Lost I (NSFL)
Lost II
Lost III
Marry Me!
Massage
Mermaid
Misclick
Model
Move on
Music Themes
My Child's Hero
My Little Girl's First
My Little Sis
My Sweet Fool
My Sweet Girls
No More
No Vacancy!
Norse (Cute?) Criminals
Not me...
Not Mine
Not on my watch!
Not you...
(Not so) Dear Mom...
(Not that) Easy Life
Now it's mine I
Now it's mine II
Once Again
Oops... I
Oops... II
Oops... III
Oral Sex Giving (NSFW!)
Orphan
Perfect
Personal Chef
Pole Dance
PPD
Pregnant Warrior
Pure White
Reencounter I
Reencounter II
Rejected
Relaxing
Rites of Passage
S/O Addicted I
S/O Addicted II
S/O's Bad Working
S/O Cheating I
S/O Cheating II
S/O Depressed
S/O Self-harming
S/O Shield Maiden's Training
S/O Shy
S/O's Graduation
Sacrifice
Saved
Scared of Love
Scars I
Scars II
Self Care Day
Sex, S/O, and Period
Sexy Stuff
Sharing
She Loves Children
She Wants to Bath
She's Amazing
She's Dancing
She's Dancing II
She's Gone (at the labor)
She's Insecure
She's Singing
She... Won?
Shouldn't be this way...
Sickness
Since Ever
Smart Ass
Snaky
Snooper
Snow Day
Somethings are good when missing... (NSFW)
Somebody's Stuff
Soon to be Born
Soundless
Stage Kiss
Stained
STAHP!
Stay
Sterile
Stolen
Stop bugging the baby!
Strip Poker
Stripper
Striptease
Surprise I
Surprise II
Sweet Names
Sweet Sarcasm
The Lines of her Skin

Feed me!

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By lisinfleur

The request:

Author's Notes | I liked your chopsticks idea for Modern AU - Japanese food! So let's go! Here is the situation: You saw him struggling with the chopsticks for almost an hour before he gave up and extended the hand to pick up the "damn makimono" he wanted. So you hit his fingers with your chopsticks and lifted a piece of the food, wetting it into soy sauce and taking it to his mouth, softly smiling.

Björn wouldn't be able to avoid giggling when his eyes see the piece of food so close to his mouth. It totally lifts his mood up and soon he's laid on your lap, open mouth, waiting for the next piece.

"Feed me, woman! I'm hungry!!"

Ubbe sees your hands ready to feed him and can't avoid laughing, breaking the harsh moment and accepting the food in his mouth, asking you to teach him how to use the damn chopsticks properly.

"C' mon... It can't be this hard..."

Hvitserk was about to give up dinner and almost growls when you hit the chopsticks in his hand, but smiles when you offer him food and ends up laughing when his anxious movements cause you to drop the makimono in his face, making a mess in his beard with the soy sauce.

"Come here, princess... clean it for me..."

Sigurd

not even accept the first piece of food before laying in your lap, totally giving up the chopsticks and getting completely comfortable next to your body, joking and playing the little-spoiled boy for you to feed him.

"Food food food!"

Ivar

is completely pissed off for not being able to use the damn shitty chopsticks by himself and oscillates his head from side to side, snake-like, before finally opening his mouth, accepting the makimono a little bit grumpy. But you can see the wrinkles in his forehead reduced a lot and he's not that mad anymore...

"I still wanna learn how to use this stupid stuff..."

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