unknown:
what the FUCK is wrong with all of you
unknown:
i think you have the wrong number
unknown:
yeah
unknown:
^^^^
unknown:
shit
sorry
i'm calum lol
unknown:
ashton
unknown:
luke :-)
unknown:
y'all rly just giving out your names huh?
calum:
yes
luke:
mhm
ashton:
correct
unknown:
.....
i'm michael
luke: hi michael
so
what's the tea @calum
calum:
my friends are shitty
ashton:
clearly even shittier than you thought considering 3 of them gave you wrong numbers
calum:
it's not that i was just in a blind rage and typed incorrectly
michael:
rip
so what happened
calum:
well
my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend then my best friend lied to me about it THEN my best friend said it was my fault because i didn't give my girlfriend enough attention
so i broke up my girlfriend and dropped my best friend, right
ashton:
oh my
calum:
yeah
then my best friends other friend came at me for dropping said best friend
and i'm like "sis she fucked my girlfriend"
and she's like "so?"
michael:
Y I K E S
calum:
yah
so basically i'm straight up not having a good time right now
luke:
dear god
ashton:
so do y'all like music
michael:
ashton:
luke:
okay okay
michael:
yes we like music-
i mean i'm assuming the others do
calum:
i definitely do
luke:
yeah
ashton:
good
what do y'all like
calum:
i like classic rock and stuff like bowie and the used
and green day and atl
michael:
AN INTELLECTUAL
i'm more into rock and punk and stuff like that
what about u, ashy
ashton:
don't ever say that again
my music taste is.... weird
i like old rock and punk and then i've got random lana del rey songs in my playlists
and one marilyn manson song
calum:
damn
luke:
i like rock and punk
and one direction
michael:
oh no
luke:
oh no what :(
michael:
we don't stan one direction here
luke:
i do
michael:
no
luke:
i also like waterparks
calum:
I FUCKING LOVE PARX
ashton:
luke:
NO SHIT
ashton:
in the nicest way possible because i absolutely love him to death and would literally give him my kidneys if he needed them,,
awsten is a puppy on crack cocaine irl
luke:
omg
calum:
rt
luke:
rt WHta
calum:
calum:
sure you know him @ashton but did you buy black toilet paper with him
luke:
OHM Y GOD
michael:
damn y'all rly out here meeting celebrities huh
luke:
i haven't
michael:
sucks to suck then ig
luke:
WAIT FUCK
i forgot i'm friends with atl
calum:
WHYT EH FUCK.
luke:
yeah
ashton:
okay buddy we're gonna need more than that if you wanna prove that you're friends with them
luke:
ffs
michael:
omg
so you've known them for a WHILE
luke:
yes
since 2013
and we're going to pretend i didn't forget that
calum:
oh my god
i've met them a few times but i've got almost 4000 pictures in my camera roll so that's NOT happening
ashton:
lmaooooooo
calum:
wow y'all are assholes now i have to find my pictures
fuck okay i got them
michael:
i'm glad we all at least have a mutual love and respect for all time low
ashton:
right
luke:
see we can coexist
michael:
you're a still a one direction stan
you're on thin fucking ice, luke
luke:
theYRE GOOD
calum:
were*
luke:
don't
michael:
they broke up move on
luke:
no
they're good >:-(
michael:
no
luke:
yes????
they were only hated because of their primarily female fanbase. i said what i said
michael:
they were hated because they weren't good
luke:
yes they were
they deserved more than what they got
they deserved grammys
or at least nominations for them
michael:
oh my fucking god
calum:
oh dear god
ashton:
holy... shit
michael:
what the fuck is wrong with you
luke:
all i said was that one direction deserved a grammy-
michael:
SHUT THE FUCK UP
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