Me: It looks like we got our next ship!
Agatha: Which one is it?
*opens up paper*
*reads and smiles*
Me: Are you guys ready for this?
Kiko: Yes!
Me: Well it's...
*Claps hands in air twice*
*big title appears with the words 'Hophie' on it*
*Two spotlights appear on Sophie and Hort*
Me: It's Hophie!! Yay!
*Awkward silence*
Hort: *blushes*
Nicola: What in the hell is this?
Me: What do you guys think?
Agatha: I don't ship it, Nicola and Hort look happy together.
Tedros: Me too
Hester: Let it sink!
Anadil: Yeah!
Kiko: Wooo!
Dot *quietly*: I actually ship it.
*Silence*
Me: You know what? I ship it too, let it sail!
Nicola: What did you just say? *holds glowing fingertip threateningly*
Me: Nothing! *grabs Dot's arm and bolts*
*Nicola chases after*
* Chaos begins*
Agatha: Anyway don't forget to comment the next ship you want to see!
Kiko: Byeeee!