Penny just sent me this Bob. I don't know who wants to mess with me more. Penny, the chick behind this horoscope, or just the universe in general.
Aquarius, you may breath again. The increase in pressure you may have felt over the last few weeks will begin to melt away. You'll see the world with new eyes and opportunity will be everywhere. Move out of your comfort zone and you will be rewarded.
HA
HA
FUCKING
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Now I wish I had some mead.
Elise Bunting
(cursed)