Life lessons with villain Deku

By bluebird2266

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Ever need advice from a questionable source? Well then you're in luck Villain Deku is your guy! ( basically j... More

Never cuss or you'll be drowned in chocolate milk!
You tried your best and failed miserably lesson is never try.
always give 100% unless your donating blood
don't flip off your enemies
dont trust the internet with Love advice.
A/n + never let Toga know were your going
Dont throw a brick up
Dont beat up Kacchan
some memories are best off left to burn.
fear is an illusion ( mostly)
stop trying to drown yourself
identy theft is allways the best option = A/n
that one time Izuku got kidnapped
Unless life hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck.
The early bird catches the waffles
A/n
Don't chase a bear into the woods to get a close-up photo
Never let Toga take over your body
A/n pls read and never give a blind man a gun
A/N Hay... Read this please it's nothing bad but it might be fun
Never say anything but the truth
Dont enter a bear in a dog show
A/N idk help my brain is like ythis for dome reson
IM NOT A TODLER
Duck
Dont go into wormholes to differnt dimentions!
Picture for the next chapter
Dont mess with the duck
dont do drugs
Got tagged
Toga of the wild
Never let Izuku babysit
Dont piss off Author-chan by breaking the fucking 4th wall TOGA
Dont mess with the spy birds
Dont go to the beach
Dont meet your cannon self
Dont enter a game show
Dont abduct a kid.
Don't buy fake Instagram followers
Omg I saw someone
dont leave two teenage GAyyyyy boi's together
Dont trust girlscouts
Rainbow knife + Teen = trip to the ER
A/n pls read, again nothin bad but I got questions!
If you cant beat them destroy the fuck out of them in Uno.
never let villain's bake
Never be vine's
Dont sneak into UA
never let Toga mess with love
A/n + movie night
Never let villains enter a talent show.
A/n
never read izuku's diary
Im really sad right now please read A/N
Dont let Izuku near the traitor
never let izuku be a counsler+ A/n
never let izuku go to rehab
Dont pretend to be the tooth fairy
dont get possesd py a demon.
Guys
never go clubbing
A/n it will be very usefull if you read this again nothing bad
dont be a vsco girl
Oh thats cool
Dont let villains put on a play part 1
Dont let villains out on a play part 2
quest part 1
Quest 2
preview (read the bold)
Dont let izuku be a furry
Dont let Izuku get sick
Dont let izuku start a farm.
Dont tell your boyfriend about the weird shit you do
Were going out with a bang .
Ok yall... good news read
Dont let villans make a bed and breakfast
Dont let dabi be a barista
never let izuku get jealous
Dont let izuku take a " me day"

never let Izuku be president

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By bluebird2266



No ones PoV ( at UA)

" everyone settle down I'm sure you heard about the new president and some new laws," Aizawa said.

" wait there is a new president?" Mina asked, looking at Denki who shrugged. Aizawa passed around papers showing the rules.

1. everyone has to where belt especially certain blonds

2. at twelve o clock everyone must pray to the todoroki

3. you should sacrifice the blonds

" oh thank god its not me," Denki says

" Denki your blond bro," Kirishima says, patting his back.

4. you will be sorry for being a mean butt kacchan.

" ok, who the fuck is the president," bakugo said slamming down a breakfast burrito and then throwing across the room.

" um we can go see the letter says it was ok," Aizawa says, so the class took a field trip to wherever japans president lives which were torn down and replaced with a big tree house because the president never got one in their childhood and they were sad.

the class of heroes looked inside the treehouse office and said someone facing away from the desk in a fucking rainbow spinny chair. " why hello."

" fuck you," bakugo said, " I don't need a fucking belt."

" well, your pants are falling down kacchan."

' well, at least I'm not wearing fucking crocks."

" don't bring me into this" Kirishima gasps. The president clears his thought and turns around to face the class. Its Izuku with a sharpy stick-on mustache, and a Rainbow sparkly suit he also somehow found a cat.

" Deku, where is the president."

" you'll never find him," izuku says laughing then the class heard some muffling in the corner to see a tied up president.

" izuku stop," Iida says.

"no"

" izuku," Todoroki says.

" I SAID NUUUU"

" izuku if you don't ill unfollow you on Instagram," Todoroki says coldly.

" no not the Instagram," Izuku says getting up from the couch " you have not seen the last of me," Izuku says before climbing out the window but tripping and falling when he tried to run away.

" God why do we have to deal with this?" sero asks

" but the tododeku" mina says.

" You have a problem, and he needs an intervention."

(earlier)

Izuku was one Instagram looking at the president posted " ya I could do that" Izuku said swiveling out of his chair and out of his room. " guys I'm going to be president" Izuku says.

" You just follow your dreams it couldn't have been worse than the time you wanted to be Santa," Toga says happily.

" the Santa thing was amazing, and you have no right to say it wasn't," Izuku says before putting on a suit. " I'm off to catch a president by," ZIuku says, and he walks out the door.

" ok be home before movie night," Toga says from the couch " ooo who left this sandwich on the ground?" she askes with no response.

It was short, school, but I wanted to post

oh, and today we had an exercise in ax=cting, and my thing was

my baby's name is satan jr its a family name, he just summoned his first demon and his first sacrifice. He also pays my taxes. Ok, have a good day/night.

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