you: Hi
you: Please be normal
stranger: (typing)
stranger: I am
stranger: I'm a human being
stranger: Does that count?
you: It counts
you: At least you're not a perv or a jerk
stranger: Did you keep running into those?
you: Unfortunately
stranger: I solemnly swear that I'm normal
stranger: But I might be a perv and a jerk on the lowkey
you: Funny
you: I am solemnly grateful for your honesty
stranger: No problem
stranger: So
you: So
stranger: So why are you on here?
you: Should I be honest, too?
stranger: I'd prefer it
you: My cousin dared me to talk to someone for 20 minutes
you: And in that 20 minutes she wants to see if we'll start liking one another
you: If I lose, I don't get $20
stranger: Is this real or are you trolling?
you: It actually really is
you: She's in her room right now and I'm in mine
stranger: Weird but... I'm up for the challenge
you: Great, let me tell her
you: (typing)
you: Okay, we're good to go
you: Yeah, she's a dare over truth kind of person
stranger: I agree and I don't even know her
stranger: What are you?
you: Definitely truth over dare
you: Dares are intimidating
stranger: But look at you now
stranger: Talking to complete strangers online
you: Well, not completely a stranger
you: We go to the same school and are in the same grade
stranger: Touche
stranger: You really are a 3rd year, right?
you: I solemnly swear
stranger: I solemnly thank you
stranger: Do you have a game plan for this?
you: Nope
stranger: You really are bad at dares
you: I know
stranger: We basically have to prove to her that we didn't start liking each other, right?
you: Right
stranger: Okay, hm...
stranger: Maybe we can insult each other
you: That is actually a good idea
you: But how?
stranger: Let's keep chatting
stranger: And I'll demonstrate
you: Okay
you: So what did you do today?
stranger: That's such a boring question. You're so unoriginal
you: (typing)
stranger: That was my demonstration
you: I was about to say!
you: I get it now, let's keep chatting
stranger: Cool
stranger: So what did you do today?
you: Unbelievable
you: Now you're the unoriginal one
stranger: (laughing emoji)
you: To answer your boring, unoriginal question: I did homework and watched some Netflix
stranger: Some Netflix or a lot of Netflix?
you: Okay, a lot
stranger: Boring and a liar
you: (gasp emoji)
stranger: To answer YOUR boring and unoriginal question, I did not do homework and scrolled through Instagram
you: You're boring and lazy
you: Tsk tsk
[ 10 MINUTES REMAINING! ]
you: This thing has timer notifications?
stranger: I guess so
you: Huh, okay fair enough
stranger: So what else?
you: Hm... what's your favorite dessert?
stranger: Icecream
you: Flavor?
stranger: Mint
you: You're boring, lazy, AND have terrible taste in icecream flavors
stranger: What??
stranger: You don't like mint???
you: Nope
you: It tastes like
stranger: Don't say it
you: Toothpaste
stranger: YOU SAID IT
stranger: What's your favorite icecream flavor?
you: Pistachio
stranger: Blegh
stranger: Boring, a liar, and ALSO has terrible taste in icecream flavors
you: Okay, we have to move on from this
stranger: And you run away from your problems
you: I do not!
you: I like confrontation
stranger: Likes being angry
you: No, I don't!
you: Now you're twisting everything I say
you: Boring, lazy, no taste in icecream, and a jerk
stranger: What the hell
you: Too harsh?
stranger: Just a little
you: Oh god, I'm sorry
stranger: I was kidding
stranger: So you're gullible, too
you: How am I supposed to tell you're kidding over messages??
you: You're the worst
stranger: So are you
[ 5 MINUTES REMAINING ]
stranger: We're almost out of time
you: Looks like it
stranger: Speed round?
you: Okay, go
stranger: Favorite color?
you: Purple
stranger: Mainstream
you: Purple is not mainstream
stranger: Defensive
you: Fine. What's your favorite color?
stranger: Blue
you: Lamestream
stranger: LAMEstream, really?
stranger: You're terrible at making up words
you: You're annoying
stranger: Okay, moving on
stranger: Favorite music?
you: Anything
stranger: Indecisive
you: Seriously?
you: What do you like?
stranger: Pop
you: Yikes, that in itself is a disaster
stranger: Pop is great
stranger: "Anything" isn't defined enough
you: I'm not picky
stranger: Really? So you like Swedish music from the 1920s?
you: (eye roll emoji)
stranger: Favorite fast food?
you: In-n-Out
stranger: Huh
you: What?
stranger: Me too
you: Oh
you: Favorite fruit?
stranger: Apples
you: Me too
stranger: Planet you would visit?
you: (typing)
stranger: Hurry up slowpoke
you: Saturn
stranger: Why?
you: I don't know!
stranger: Indecisive.......
you: So I can spin around on its rings, I don't know
[ 1 MINUTE REMAINING ]
stranger: Well... how did we do?
you: I think we did good
stranger: You're good at insulting
you: You too
stranger: Thanks
stranger: Guess I'll see you around
you: Nope
you: I don't like hanging out with people that insult me
stranger: Let me rephrase - see you never
you: See you never, too
[ TIME'S UP]
[ CHAT ENDED ]