Me: Okay so... you still want to kill dadumbass?
Sam: YES!
Me: Okay... but he's going to torture Cole for this so... *snaps finger to teleport him*
Kai: Where did you take him?
Sam: *reads dare* A TORTURE CHAMBER? FOR TWO CHAPTERS? WHY?
Me: Honestly Sam I don't know...
All the ninjas: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Sam: Oh well... *reads dare* Oh! Thanks, DaWaeKnower! *teleports herself*
Pale: Where did she go?
Me: To Shade to give him very dark sunglasses and a black blanket to cover his face!
Pale: So he's not gonna go blind?
Me: No but he might starve... the next chapter will be the last one he's gone but he doesn't have any food...
Pale, Neuro and Turner: WHAT THE **** DID YOU SAY?
Zane: NEURO! WHYYYYYYY! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD STAY CLEAN!
Neuro: Sorry! BUT THIS IS ABOUT ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS!
Pale: THAT'S IT! WHERE IS THAT ***** WHO'S TRYING TO KILL MY BOYFRIEND?
Me: I have a feeling Sam will go crazy when she finds out...
Turner: OKAY! WHY IUS HE SO CRUEL? SHADE IS LEGIT A HELPLESS BABY RIGHT NOW!
Tox: Shade is going to kill you if she finds out you called him helpless!
Ash: I'M SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO SNAP!
Me: Let's end it here...
Sam: What happened? *reads what we all said ***** WHAT?