• hOOTquarters •
3:00 am
hooter: so if medusa has snakes for hair
hooter: then what would be her pubic hair??
hooter: like, snakelings??
hiddenleaf: what the fuck bokuto
saru: wait
saru: think of it tho
washy-o: No, I will not.
hooter: what if she got like those little albino snakes??
hooter: yellow and then red eyes and all that
saru: speaking of red
hooter: nO
saru: so there's this thing i mentioned in the previous chapter about some red letters
komi: previous chapter means yesterday, right?
saru: yep, totally. i was just being poetic
washy-o: Sure.
saru: OKAY CONTINUING
saru: i saw something from bokuto's locker today
saru: we went to school together and when we came to the lockers he opened it and then a red letter fell out
hooter: nO
hiddenleaf: yeah and then
saru: then i peeked a little bit and i saw the message
hooter: STOP
hooter: STOP
saru: "last night was great, i'll call you again"
hooter: NO
hiddenleaf: what the fuck bokuto
washy-o: Bokuto, are you cheating on Akaashi?
komi: because if you are
hiddenleaf:
komi: ^
hiddenleaf: :))
hooter: nO PLEASE YOU GOT THE WRONG IDEA TIS NOT LIKE THAT
hiddenleaf: then what is it
hooter: i CANT EXPLAIN MYSELF BECAUSE ITS A SECRET
washy-o: Why can't you?
hooter: its a secret
saru: he keeps on denying it but he doesn't want to tell
washy-o: Does Akaashi know about this?
hooter: no of course not please dont tell him pls pls pls pls
komi: we are not going to help you do shit behind his back bokuto
hiddenleaf: we are talking about it in the groupchat anyway
hiddenleaf: he's bound to see it
saru: just tell the truth bokuto
hooter: but i really cant
hooter: u have to trust me
hooter: dont u guys trust me on this
hooter: i thought we are a team
hooter: u guys really think i will cheat on the best boyfriend in the world
hiddenleaf: no no no honey its not like that
hiddenleaf: wait its kinda like that
washy-o: I cannot support this, Bokuto.
saru: your actions dont really work for your plea here bokuto
komi: all these things only say that you are being unfaithful
hooter: so u guys rlly dont trust me
hooter: i get it
hooter: but i really am not cheating
hooter: i just cant tell you the reason and who that person is
tonedlegs: What in the world is happening at 3:20 in the morning?
saru: oh no
hiddenleaf: scroll up
washy-o: Read for yourself.
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• hOOTquarters •
3:44 am
tonedlegs:
hooter: akaashi...
tonedlegs: Let's talk privately Bokuto-san.
hooter: baby please just trust me on this
tonedlegs: Let's talk privately Bokuto-san.
hooter: u dont get it akaashi i cant say anything about it
tonedlegs: Let's talk privately Bokuto-san.
hooter: baby please
tonedlegs: We will talk about this fucking letter right now.
hooter: got u babe ill be at the doorstep in 5
tonedlegs has gone offline.
hooter has gone offline.
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• hOOTquarters •
4:04 am
komi: maybe we shouldn't have done that
saru: i dont think so
hiddenleaf: yeah things like that shouldnt be tolerated
hiddenleaf: lets just wait until the morning and find out what happened
washy-o: You mean 'later'?
hiddenleaf: oh
saru: we need sleep. night people
hiddenleaf: morning
washy-o: Sleep.
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A/N:
another ship quarelling ayeeee AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH LONG TIME NO UPDATE BUT I WILL TRY TO BE MORE ACTIVE DURING THIS QUARANTINE
on a more serious note though, everyone stay safe, stay at home and wash your goddamn hands
love y'all
- l e i n