bnha INTO THE DEKU-VERSE

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C: ok here is a really funny one
Eri and Kota: yay!
Miro:what's it about
C: you'll see~
C: also Todo wake up izu
Todo: aw but he is so cute
Deku*sleeping*
Uraraka*takes deku and wakes him up*
Deku:oh hi uraraka
Todo:give him back *takes back deku*
C: let's start
The screen opens up and you can see an apartment building
Inko: it that izuku's apartment?
Then you see the door open and Izuku come out with a garbage bag
Eri:look it's deku
Kota:yep!
Then you see him stare blankly at the bottom of the hotels. You then see a bunch of zombies
Todo:oh no not again
Deku: I hope ill be ok
Then you hear a man scream and deku looks in that direction to see a man running down the street being chased by a zombie.
All might: oh no more zombies
Then you see deku give a blank look and close the door and go back inside. Then you see him walking away from the door to go back inside. Then there is a knock on the door. Then he gives a shocked expression and put down the garbage and go to the door. He opens it and you see toga.
Deku: oh! No not her again
Todo:don't worry it's ok
Toga"uuuuuuuuhhuhhhhh"
Deku"um"
Toga"uuhhhhh"
Deku"can I help you"
Toga"*cough* *cough* Damn!"
Tsu:what is she doing there
Uraraka: idk
Deku"can u help you"
Toga" sorry about that I just noticed you peaking out at us earlier"
Deku"us there something wrong"
Toga"I'm just hungry"
Deku takes out a box of cocoa puffs and puts it beside him
Deku"I mean we have cocoa puffs"
Everyone" what are cocoa puffs" (a/n I'm just gonna assume they don't know what those are)
C:that is an American cereal brand
Deku: oh! Ok
Toga"I mean I was looking for something a little bit different *CoUgH*
Deku"you ok you got something stuck in your throat"
Toga" I mean I'm trying to have my teeth stuck in yours"
Deku"what"
Everyone: what
Inko: such a weird thing to say
Toga" your neck look appetizing"
Then the camera goes through toga and deku. Then it shows deku with a scarf thing around his neck
Deku"that's a weird thing to say you can't even see my neck"
A few chuckled at this comment
Toga just stared at him
Toga" I AIN'T PLAYING THESE GAMES"
deku" WHAT GAMES"
Toga"I'm Fucking hungry"
Deku"AND MY BODY AIN'T FOOD so I guess we both have problems"
toga" you know what RoAr" toga then lunges at deku but deku shuts the door in her face the view just goes at different angles of toga before the screen goes black
People were laughing at this world
C: so did you guys enjoy that one
Deku: yes we all did c
C: ok next one!