He's a bottom
Kokichi: NO IM NOT
Shuichi: yes you are
He's the little spoon
Kokichi: IM A KNIFE
Shuichi: your really not
Shuichi puts the d in Kokichi
Kokichi: hell yeah he does
Shuichi: WE DONT HAVE SEX!
Kokichi: no we do
Me: so you admit that your a bottom
Kokichi: power bottom
Me: you have no rights
Kokichi: you don't have rights either
Me: are you calling me a bottom?
Kokichi and Shuichi: yes
Me: oh wow I felt that. Y'all went sicko mode on me
Kokichi: stop sounding like a vsco girl
Me: I'm not
Shuichi: I'm leaving this call
Kokichi: NO COME BACK MY BELOVED
Shuichi: I would say it's me not you but it's definitely all you guys
Shuichi: *hangs up*
Me: this is a verbal conversation you can't just hang up
Kokichi: I thought this was a Wattpad book
Me: SHUT IT BEFORE I GET THE CHANCLA
Kokichi: MOM NO WAIT-
Btw the picture is a picture of my new baby cousin