Deathbringer's Ultimate Guide...

Por MaddiTheMagic

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#1 wingsoffire 31st October Have you ever wanted to learn the pristine art of body guarding? Wanna learn how... Más

Welcome!
Step 1: Find A Queen
Step 2: Impress
Step 3: Learn To Stalk
Step 4: Save Her/Betray Your Boss
Step 5: No Other Bodyguards Are Welcome
Step 6: Learn How to Flirt
Step 7: Befriend Her Friends
Step 8: She Can NOT Take Care of Herself
Step 9: Have No Fear
Step 10: Learn To Deal With Hate
Step 11: Stop All Assassination Plots
Step 12: Pink is a Good Colour
Step 13: Don't Be Braindead
Step 14: Become A Meme
Step 15: The Ladies Love Music
Step 16: The Way to Her Heart....
Step 18: hAlLoWeEn
Step 19: Be Thankful
Step 20: How To Look Professional
Step 21: Gifts
Step 22: Set Some Goals
Step 23: Don't Let Her Out of Your Sight
Step 24: Keep Your Relationship Strictly Professional
Step 25: Weapons
Step 26: Pinning A Dragon To The Floor
Step 27: Quarantine Gifts

Step 17: Make Her Jealous

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Por MaddiTheMagic

Jealousy is something I see in girls a lot. Even if they don't think they're a jealous person they are.

Even Queens like Glory get jealous. I'm gonna teach you how to use someone's jealousy to your advantage.

This step is all about making your Queen jealous. Why? Because it's hilarious and it'll make her lik- appreciate your bodyguarding skills more. Now how do we make her jealous you may ask? It's simple: you pretend to date/crush on another girl. There's nothing worse than seeing someone you like with someone else.

Especially, if it's one of your Queen's best friends.

Hehehe.

So, I went to my favourite SeaWing to ask a favour. She didn't like the idea at first. Like, she screamed at me to be realistic and just ask Glory out. (Why would I do that? That's a boring way to go about it.) So I resorted to blackmail:

"If you don't agree Tsunami I'll just have to tell your Mother you bailed on dinner with her and the family to go on a date with Riptide." I said.

Tsunami choked. "That's blackmail."

"I know."

"How'd you know about that?"

"I'm an assassin Tsunami. It's my job to know everything."

"Ugh... fine. I'll do it."

........

Ok, just picture an epic thumbnail, one million views and a totally pnon- clickbaited title that reads "DATING MY CRUSH'S BEST FRIEND FOR 24 HOURS *gone wrong*"

Except it didn't really go wrong.... it went perfectly right.

Tsunami and Deathbringer: *holding talons*

Glory: *narrows eyes* Are we two years old again, or is this some kind of sick joke?

Deathbringer: Nami and I were just trying something new...

Tsunami: *internally gags*

Glory: *palms begin to sweat* Oh I see... you're joining a cult?

Deathbringer: No, we're doing an experiment.

Tsunami: *chuckles* And I think it's worked.

Glory: *scales turn red and orange*

Deathbringer: yep it definitely worked.


So, if you ever need to make a girl jealous, this is the way to do it.

I just hope Riptide doesn't freak out when he reads this because I never told him I dated his girlfriend for a day. Shhhhhhhhhhhh


25 vOtEs aNd I'll wRiTe ThIs aS a oNeShOt

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