'Normal thoughts…'
"Kyuubi/Bijuu speech…"
'Naru communicating with Kurama inside her mind…'
'Kurama's thoughts, Naruko can't hear…'
"Normal speech…"
Jutsu name…
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Naruko sighed and stretched herself. "Urgh. I really could need a bath right now. My muscles are all stiff…" She mumbled as she made her way slowly through Konoha's streets.
'Your muscles are stiff…? Oh, yeah, nothing special BECAUSE YOU JUST HAD TO FREAKING OVERDO YOUR DAMN TRAINING AGAIN! LIKE WHAT THE HELL, KIT?! CAN YOU STOP TRYING TO BLOW YOURSELF UP?!' Kurama snapped at her, annoyed that he had to heal her again after she decided to try out a 'great' new Jutsu she thought of.
Naru pouted at that. "I didn't know it would blow up like this, Rama~" She whined at him softly as a pout graced her features. "Okay, maybe it was a mistake to try it out… But I just was so bored. Sasuke is in the hospital, Sakura is always swooning around him and here I am, being bored out of my mind because Kashi-sensei decided we needed a break… A break?! From D-rank missions?! I mean, seriously?!" She huffed out before wincing slightly at the stiff muscles in her arms.
Kurama sighed and took a deep breath to calm down. 'Next time just train and don't try something stupid if you're bored. Just go prank someone.' He suggested to her with a grumble.
Naruko rolled her eyes fondly at him. "Hai, Hai, almighty Bijuu." She ignored the people that stared at her because she was 'mumbling to herself' and after another quick thought, she walked past her apartment complex and towards the hot springs. That could help her more with her stiff muscles than a shower would ever do.
Kurama yawned and decided to take a nap now, knowing she would like to talk more to him later and he doesn't want to miss any of his precious sleep.
Naruko hummed silently to herself as she reached the hot springs after a few minutes of walking peacefully. She went into the women's side and started to take off her clothes.
Kurama suddenly opened one of his red eyes with an annoyed grumbled. 'Kit… Wait.'
'Huh?' Naru froze in her movement and raised an eyebrow at her furry friend. 'What is it Kurama?'
'….Remember someone who likes to hang out in hot springs? You should check first if he's here….' The Bijuu deadpanned.
Naruko blinked in surprise. 'Who do you mean-' Her eyebrow started twitching and she sighed annoyed as she realized who Kurama was talking about."Urgh… Of course. I swear if Ero-Sennin is here, I have enough." She mumbled out in fond annoyance as she dressed herself again before entering the hot spring area. She ignored the confused looks the other women in there threw at her as she walked towards the dividing wall with a serious expression. She closed her eyes and concentrated on her great hearing.
A tick mark appeared on her head as she heard faint perverted giggles from the other side. She groaned inwardly and followed the sound of the giggles until she was really close. Naruko opened her eyes and looked at the part of the wall in front of her, deadpanning as she spotted a little hole. She carefully and sneakily crouched down beside the hole, making sure she was in an angle she couldn't be seen.
"Hehehehehe… Yes, yes… Bend forward a little…" A familiar voice giggled to himself.
Kurama snorted at that. 'One… Two…. Three….'
With a very quick and swift movement, Naruko poked the super pervert in the eye with her finger.
"AAAAAAHRGH! OWWWW! MY EYE!" Jiraiya screamed out in pain as he fell back.
Naru huffed as the women in the hotsprings squeaked and ran off. "That's what you deserve Ero-Sennin! You made me totally paranoid of going to a hot spring to bath! And the paranoia is even right!" She shouted at him over the divider.
Jiraiya grew silent at that, holding his hurting eye and started sweating nervously. "Oh…. Ehm…. Naru-chan… You wanted to take a bath…. I will go then…." He chuckled nervously.
"Yeah, right. No need to do that anymore. Now I'm not in the mood." She grumbled at him before storming out of the onsen. She has enough. This means war!
Kurama started chuckling at the evil plan that formed in his kit's mind. 'YAS! BE WARNED PERVERTS! WE ARE GOING TO WAAAR WITH YOU!' He cackled in glee and Naruko smirked foxily as she made her way to get some special things. She had the perfect idea for something.
Jiraiya quickly made his way out of the hot springs as well, while not being able to shake off the dreading feeling in the pit of his stomach. "….Uh…. I'm going to have to watch out, don't I?" He asked himself and sighed, better find a hiding place now before it's too late.
Three hours later, in Naru's apartment…
Naruko giggled foxily as she looked at what she had created. A true masterpiece, perfect for the fight against perverts. Her evil giggles sounded through her whole apartment.
Kurama laughed loudly and started cackling evilly. 'BAHAHAHHAHA! HELL YEAH! THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER CREATED BY MANKIND!' He shouted loudly in amusement and couldn't wait to see it in action.
Naru sweat dropped at her overly enthusiastic Bijuu. "I wouldn't go that far… But it's pretty awesome. And I'm sure it will work perfectly!" She giggled again.
Just then, Kakashi arrived outside her apartment and wanted to knock on the door to check on his student…. But then he heard Naruko's evil giggles and froze. "Yeah… I'm not dealing with that…." He sweat dropped and made sure to get as quick as possible out of there.
Naruko smiled foxily and happily as she packed her creation into her kunai pouch and headed outside, ready to hunt down a certain super pervert. After checking the Onsen again and looking around a few other places, she remembered the little lake and waterfall where Jiraiya liked to peek on some women when he trained her. She sighed as her eyebrow twitched slightly. "How much do you want to bet on that he's exactly hiding there….?" She asked Kurama with a deadpan expression.
Kurama sweat dropped. 'I would rather not bet on that. Because then my loss is certain.'
Naru just groaned slightly and raced off towards the lake and waterfall.
Meanwhile with Jiraiya….
"Hehehehehe… I found the perfect place to hide and to gather information at the same time~" He giggled silently to himself as he peeked through the bushes and watched some women bath in bikinis.
"…." A tick mark appeared on Naruko's head as she found him like this five minutes later. She pulled out a spray bottle from her pockets with a pokerface. "Oi, Ero-Sennin…."
"EH?! N-Naru?!" Jiraiya spun around with wide eyes, just to get sprayed right in the face by his goddaughter. "OWWWWW! MY EYES! THIS BURNS! OWWW! AND IT STINKS! ABKDKEOSNWJWKSNSNW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" He screamed loudly in pain as he rolled around on the ground and rubbed his face frantically.
"BAHAHHAHAHAHA! BEST REACTION EVER! EAT THAT YA DAMN PERV!" Kurama laughed his ass off.
"That was my pervert repellent spray." Naru just told him that with the most casual voice in existence.
"PERVERT REPELLENT SPRAY?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" Jiraiya screamed at her, his eyes were red and irritated while he was crying and very annoyed.
Naru smirked foxily at that and showed him the spray bottle which really had the label 'Pervert Repellent' on it. "It's great isn't it~ I made it myself. It's mixture of water with pepper, chili, hot sauce, hot spices and spoiled milk for some extra good smell." She giggled mischeviously.
Jiraiya still rubbed his eyes, not being able to see very well after this. "I really hate you sometimes, Naru-chan." He grumbled sulkily.
Naru just smiled more at that. "You only get what you deserve. And now come on, let's go eat some ramen, or I will spray you in the face again ~" She giggled and cheerily started walking.
Jiraiya blanched and quickly followed after her. 'Naru now has such a powerful weapon…. We're all doomed.'
A few moments later…
Jiraiya sighed as they walked through Konoha's streets, not being able to believe that he, one of the Sannin, seriously just got blackmailed into walking after his goddaughter just because she has a spray bottle. He sighed and looked at the cheerful kitsune in front of him and then quickly looked around for a way to escape. His eyes widened and he quickly turned around the corner before chuckled as he raced away. 'Hehehe… That happens when you look away for a split second-' He froze in his steps as he spotted a very fine looking lady. 'Jackpot!' "Well, hello there pretty lady…" He greeted the woman with a smirk, who was immediately creeped out by him.
"Goodbye." The woman told him harshly.
"Oh, don't be like that, miss. You have some really great bazookas there." He told her with a perverted giggle.
"No! Bad perv!" Naru's voice suddenly deadpanned at him before he was sprayed right in the face with the pervert repellent.
"AAAAAHAHHAHAARGGGHHH!" Jiraiya screamed in pain as he got down and rubbed his burning face frantically.
The woman just blinked at that in surprise and looked at Naru.
Naru smiled innocently as she grabbed onto the collar of Jiraiya's shirt. "My sincere apologies, miss. He's going through a therapy right now." She apologized politely while trying so hard not to laugh as Kurama literally burst out laughing at that, not being able to keep it together.
"Oh. No problem." The woman nodded politely before hurrying off.
"I hate you~" Jiraiya whined out with a tear stricken voice, his face completely red and burning heavily.
"Your fault for trying to not listen to me. And now let's get some ramen~ And you will pay~" She giggled cheerily as she dragged him with her, not caring she was dragging him over the ground.
"NUUU! SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME!" Jiraiya screamed in panic while crying anime tears.
'BEST DAY EVER!' Kurama laughed out.
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Hey guys! So, I hope you like this short little Filler chapter. XD It certainly was funny. Every pervert out there be warned, Naru now invented a more intense version of a pepper spray. XDDD And of course, Jiraiya is the first to face the wrath of it. XD
Anyway, I'm still gathering ideas and thoughts for the upcoming Shippuden book, so be excited for that. (Even when it still will take some time) Have a great day everyone!