"I-I THOUGHT I DID OH EM GEE OH NO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭" hongjoong sobbed.
"we won't tell anyone on one condition." san smiled.
"w-what 😐😐😐"
"you give us half your phone time and let us keep our twitter accounts."
"wait really? that's it?¿??¿?" hongjoong went :0.
"yea, we're blackmailing everyone to take over their phone time. so far we have 3 hours. oh! and a half now that you gave us half an hour."
"yeah, seonghwa gave us his whole hour we-"
"i-i don't want to know anything if it has to do with seonghwa 😫😰😰"
"yeah, he accidentally started five orgies your office yesterd-"
"NO I DONT WANNA KNOW!!!" hongjoong started to cry.
he ran away and left woosan to do their thing. whether chaotic or not he didn't care.
anyways, hongjoong decided to clean his office so he could work, so he put on his diaper and got a mop 😎😎
(he used a diaper because sometimes he wanted to peepee poopoo while working but he didn't have time.)
hongjoong began thoroughly cleaning out his office area, making sure every crevice was left cleaned as he didn't want any trace of seonghwa's semen in his precious workspace.
the only semen he craved was taeyong's.
taeyong was just so sexy sometimes. he didn't even have to be present for honjoong to get tinglies in his tummy and peepee 😫😫
but hongjoong had work to do.
to keep himself calm, he pissed himself, thinking dearly of the time he urinated on his boyfriend's soft skin.
that would suffice for now.
hongjoong hurriedly pulled out his laptop and began to search for his files of unfinished music.
he scrolled down, searching his files for a specific song when he found something strange.
a file he'd never seen before had made it's way on his laptop 😐😐😐
hongjoong stared at it for a few moments before shrugging and clicking on it.
yeah hongjoong kinda dumb ngl. (but also 🥰🥰🥰🥰)
his laptop went black and started seizuring. annoying glitchy sounds started beep boop beep beep beeeeeping on the screen and flashed rainbow. all his songs saved started screeching together as the sexy mullet man jumped back. his computer looked like it was about to explode.
hongjoong peepeed in fear and started panicking.
the file he clicked on was most definitely not music.
"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭" hongjoong screamed, falling on his knees.
suddenly, the screen went black.
"whats going awnnn ｡:ﾟ(;'∩';)ﾟ:｡" he sobbed from the floor.
"KIM HONGJOONG OF ATEEZ." a robotic voice shrieked from inside his laptop.
"wat do you want fwom me :(((" hongjoong babbled, pressing himself to the wall.
there was a moment of silence before the laptop made another noise.
"h-hi oppa i-it's me hwang hyunjinnie from stray kids" *bats eyelashes XD*
"w-why are you hacking me hwang hyunjinnie from stray kids ( ≧Д≦) u-uwaaaaah~~" *hongjoongie sad face sad face nu nu nuuu :((*
"BECAUSE YOU DIDNT JOIN MY FURRY CULT 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠" the computer shrieked.
"taeyongie yongie wongie ongie pongie awngie longie daddy said he dint wanna join so neither do i 🙈🥰😚🥵🥺🤪😤😂😂" the diapery bitch sighed dreamily.
his scrumptiously, delectably, sumptuously, ravishingly, divinely, uwu lover was sooo smart and all-knowing, he just had to not join 😍😍
"y-you know what, joongie unnie? i don't carE what lee taeyong says. i am going to k-kidnap you and MAKE YOU join my furry cult,,, um if thats okay 🥺🥺🥺"
"nuuuu, i dont wanna 😭😭" joongie unnie went *T👄T*
"WELL THATS TOO BAD IM KIDNAPPING YOU 👺👺👺"
"nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" big sad honjoongie :((
"😌😌" proud hyunjinnie hehehe >:))
yeah, a bag was then thrown over honjoongs head and he was kidnapped.
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so just to recap, ty just got the dorm keys from big yummy sooman daddy who he and jyp were having threesomes with, because nct chaotic and locked half the members out (big yikes, blame ten).
anyways, back to story uwu.
when taeyong opened the door, kun was yelling.
behind kun were the members that had been trapped outside.
in front of kun was a battlezone.
literally.
everyone had nerf guns and ten was sitting on a throne made of cushions.
he was painting jungwoo's nails and gossiping with yuta.
in battle position before them, xiaojun and hendery were behind a tipped over couch on one end of the room, whereas yangyang and donghyuck were on the other end, behind a table on its side.
lucas was tied to the table. screaming.
honestly, no one could tell if he was enjoying it or scared.
nerf pellets were flying from end to end as each side yelled out profanities and attacked eachother.
kun sounded angry and kunfused, but it seemed only yangyang was listening.
taeyong decided he would step in to help.
"G-GUYS WHATS GOING ON?" he yelled.
ten looked up and smiled.
"hold fire!!" he called out.
hendery listened to ten and elbowed xiaojun to do the same.
donghyuck stopped at the sound of taeyong's voice, and yangyang had already froze when his own father figure told him to angrily.
"what's going on 🥺🥺" taeyong repeated.
"they're battling for my affection 😌💅💅" ten responded.
"no we aren't." donghyuck yelled.
"i am 😳👉👈" hendery whispered.
"can i join?" johnny added.
"sure you can all-"
"TEN NO >:((((((" taeyong interrupted angrily.
"PUT THE NERF GUNS AWAY 😠😠"
everyone pouted and put their guns down.
"you're all grounded, except for jungwoo. i bet he was kidnapped."
"he was." doyoung confirmed.
"ᶦ ᵐᶦˢˢᵉᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒʸᵒᵘⁿᵍ :⁽"
"okay now clean up, make breakfast and go back to your dorms >:((("
before he could hear any protests, the kitty witty turned around and stomped to his room.
upon arriving he flopped on his bed and went 😔😔
he missed honjoongie and his cute lil 1 inch.
so he pulled out his phone and texted his wuv 🥵🥵
hongjwoongie daddy secksee mull ett boi 🥵😍🥰😚😘🥺😌💅😳👉👈😭👁️👄👁️😎😂🤩😜🤪😏💦💦🔥🔥💥💥💞💞💦💦💋💯💯
hai daddee *geeggels an nuzzels u"
💋💦💦
LMAOSKDKJS OOMF ARE YPU SEEINF RHIS 😭😭
EYE,,
hongjoong shares a phone with his group, stop texting this number sis,,, omg 😷😷
waaaaatt 😳👉👈😭😭🔥🧐🤨🤬🤬
TAHT KENT BEE TWUE 🙄🙄😂😂🤣🤣
ur suh fonnee oBBa teehee~~ 😩😖🤪🤤🤤
whew chile,, n e ways 💅💅
hwang hyunjin lit rally kidnapped him an hour ago💆💆
mus suck 2 b u sis xx 💋💋
wit luv,
-wooyoung and san from ateez 👁️👄👁️
stan loona~ [chuu heat fancam]
O NUUU DIS KIN NAWT BE TROO AAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭
aye messt ress-Q hem meye salf 😠😠😠