chris motiontits: well...
ur daddy: yes???
h dog: we went on date #2...
chris motiontits: it appears that i like halle...
h dog: he even said it outloud...
daddy brendon: you're giving y/n a seizure
h dog: then he proceeded to ask me to be his girlfriend...
chris motiontits: then she proceeded to say yes...
fuck you ryan: AW CHRIS IS CAPABLE OF LOVE
vinny is annoying: MAYBE HE'LL BE NICE TO US NOW
chris motiontits: never in a million fucking years
fuck you ryan: :((
daddy brendon: WE WERE GONNA FUCK AND THEN Y/N JUST HAD TO CHECK HER PHONE
daddy brendon: SHE'S CRYING AND SCREAMING DIFFERENT SHIP NAMES FUCK YOU ALL
lesbian lynn: this is healthy
natural blue: she better be screaming gawsten somewhere in that mix or im gonna have to throw hands
daddy brendon: SHE'S YELLING GUNNDOUGALL, GAWSTEN, AND I QUOTE "WHATEVER THE FUCK CHRIS AND HALLE'S SHIP NAME IS"
chris motiontits: i suggested we kept it secret for a bit but noooooo
h dog: i'm happy about it so i wanted people to know :((
chris motiontits: i know but these assholes are insane
pwussi boy dallon: man you are fuckin mean
chris motiontits: it's what i do my guy
ur daddy: lol titties
me: yo what the fuck
j(ho)enna mcdougall: YOU HEARD THE MAN
j(ho)enna mcdougall: TITTIES
mitty: TITTIES
lesbian lynn: TITTIES
daddy kellin: TITTIES
daddy brendon: TITTIES
the OG plug: TITTIES
ur daddy: anddddd now it's ruined
the OG plug: fuck yall
pwussi boy dallon: im surprised you haven't left yet
ur fav aussie: ^^^factuals
sax god: christian no
the OG plug: i ain't no pussy ass bitch
daddy brendon: i have successfully consoled y/n
daddy brendon: she is no longer screaming various ship names
me: where's the sex you mentioned earlier??????
ur daddy: gross
sax god: y'all are right next to each other eye-
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i still have no idea how to end this. pls send help lol
-halle