h dog: what up fuckers i got a 60 on my chem regents!!!!
mitty: halle that's failing
h dog: shut the fuck up i thought i was gonna get a 5
lesbian lynn: I GOT A 69
ur daddy: that is not appropriate
daddy brendon: i got a 73 cuz im a cool guy
me: i got an 80 cuz im a cooler guy
daddy brendon: fuck you
me: ok ;)
pwussi boy dallon: pls not here
sax god: yeah fr fuck off
ur fav aussie: SUMMER TIME FUCKERS
daddy kellin: bouta get wild
h dog: i was gonna hoe out this summer
ur fav aussie: bitch you better not
h dog: keyword: WAS
natural blue: yeah learn to read you illiterate fuck
ur fav aussie: fight me smurf boy
me: NOT MY SON NO
j(ho)enna mcdougall: CHRISTIAN CHANGE YOUR FUCKING DISPLAY NAME YOU WHORE
geoff the wig: pls fight i need to be entertained
natural blue: bitch i'll entertain you hold my goddamn hand
geoff the wig: relax bby
the OG plug: who's fighting
daddy brendon: everyone
ur daddy: it's like an orgy but with fighting
me: don't...
me: don't say that...
ur daddy: ORGY
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SUP GUYS!!!! this book is making it's second comeback lol. at 3am i decided it was discontinued but then i read the entire thing and was like "this is hilarious". so here i am. i still have absolutely no plot for this but y'all seem to enjoy this. basically this book is just for laughs lol.
-halle