Loneliness: everybody has a gay cousin..
BRVR: B*tch i don't have a gay cous--- *realized*
BRVR: wait, oh sh*t i am the gay cou---- Oh maw gawd
Loneliness: really? =___=
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Nemesis: * memegang pintu membuka untuk Dokter Irina * Setelah Anda.
Doctor Irina: Tidak, setelah kamu.
Nemesis: saya bersikeras, setelah Anda.
Jeff: * Mendesak melewati mereka berdua * setelah saya.
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Lazari: i wish i had the ability to make boys really nervous.
Zalgo: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick to me.
Slenderman: as a boy, i can confirm that this makes me really nervous. And Zalgo, stop teaching the kid things like that!
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Disk: *nyetel lagu Seventeen dari Heathers the musical*
Semua: CAN'T WE BE SEVENTEEN? IS THAT SO HARD TO DO?~
Me: IF YOU COULD LET ME IN-----
Semua: WE COULD JUST KILL YOU!!!
Me: No! Itu lirik yang salah!
Slenderman: um... tidak karena mereka semua rata2 adalah remaja dan mereka jadi pembunuh umur segitu... dan ya mereka siap buat bunuh siapapun
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Jay: i know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in the cave.
Alex: believe me, i've thought about it.
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Bloody painter: HEI MENGAPA KALIAN TIDAK PERNAH MENJAWAB TEKS YANG KUKIRIM?!
Pinkamena: apa itu, Sayap ayam untuk makan malam?
The observer: kenapa tidak ada yang mendengarkan ku?
Ani the wight: aku akan pergi ke kamar mandi, apakah Ada yang ingin ikut?
Elska Ruth: tunggu apa? Bisakah Anda ulangi bahwa aku sedang bingung.
Arcane: ini mengingatkan aku pada satu kali * ulangi cerita yang sama dua kali seminggu*
Dollmaker: ah waeee.
Rouge: kamu mau mati?
Homicidal Liu: you're all SUFFOCATING me, move away i need to breathe!
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Brian (Hoodie): if i had a gun with two bullets and i was in a room with Tim (Masky), Jay (Skully), and Alex, i would shoot Alex twice.
(That is totally Brian tbh xD)
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Cry! Virus: i have the urge to do something stupid
Cry! Madness: *mutters* so if i do something stupid, would you do me?
Everyone: ........ <=== Le pregnanante silence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cry! Madness: uh, i mean..... you must want to.... do yourself..... because you sure are something stupid
Offenderman, in the background: That was as smooth as the sandpaper.
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Kagekao (is learning english): what are friends with benefits?
Suicide Sadie: ..... a very special type of friends....
Kagekao: ummm..... like us?
Suicide Sadie: *chokes*
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(This is happen when the CP member ships their other fellow CP like: Slender x Zalgo (im freakin sorry both of them my otp) )
All CP member: Do it! Do it! Do it! * chanting *
All CP member: Do it! Do it! Do it!
Zalgo: fuck it *lean over to Slenderman*
Slenderman: 0///0
All CP member: *more intensive chantting* DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
Zalgo: *kissing Slenderman*
Slenderman: @/////@
All CP member: AAAAHH WIWNAJQJSOHAUQKQLAJA *fangirls and fanboys screeching/screaming of happiness*
Me: YEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!! ☆//A//☆ *take a lot of picture*
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Author: ada tujuh kursi dan sepuluh orang. Apa yang akan kamu lakukan?
EJ: suruh semua orang berdiri.
Sally: Bawa tiga kursi lagi.
Toby: Yang paling penting bisa duduk.
Jeff: Bunuh mereka semua.
Semua CP: ide bagus *nyiapin senjata buat bunuh orang*
Author: ku setuju....
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Slenderman: jelaskan padaku bagaimana kalian berdua mengalami kecelakaan!
Splendorman: baik, kami sedang mengemudi dan ada seekor rusa di jalan dan Offender tidak memperhatikan jadi aku pun berkata: "Offender, rusa!"
Slenderman: lalu?
Trenderman: katakan padanya apa yang kamu jawab.
Offenderman:
Offenderman: [sigh] "ya, sunshine? "
Ini hanya brotherly momment!
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Kate the chaser: can you recommend me a book that made you cry?
Squidward Suicide: general mathematics 6th edition.
Me: that is tru *cri*
Tbc...