A/N: oh, wow, I found some unfinished drafts here
A little announcement before this oneshot
Some of you may know about my bnha book, but now, I decided to unpublish it since it was rushed like hell and I didn't like it
I'm sorry for the readers that checked it out and maybe have been waiting for new chapters
Author POV
"I'm sorry... It's just... it's not working out..."
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Just how many times have you heard this sentence?
Countless times...
You've let so many people to break your heart, the cicle repeating over and over again.
You started to get used to it. You accepted the fact that there's a problem with you and decided to stop dating anybody.
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"At what number are we?" You asked as you closed the door to Saiko's room
"You really need to stop" Saiko said as you plopped on her bed. "You're a Quinx, after all. You need to focus on your career more"
"That's weird coming from you" you giggled as she just sighed
"I'm serious"
"What should I do? I don't want my heart to break anymore" you sighed
"Well... Lemme teach you a lesson" said Saiko
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Rule number one, is that you gotta have fun
"First thing first!" Exclaimed Saiko as she helped you chose an outfit. "You need a distraction"
"Why tho?" You asked confused
"Because you need to forget about your failed relationships and have some fun" she replied. "You deserve it. And maybe, you'll get to wreck some idiots"
"You want me to break random people's hearts?" You asked confused
"And your exes hearts, y'know"
But baby when you're done,
You gotta be the first to run
"What about you give me your number?"
"Let's get out of here, what do you say?"
"You're pretty cute"
"Let's meet again"
"I'm sorry, but no"
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"Oh my god, you were right, Saiko!" You giggled as you walked out of the club. "You should have seen that dude's face after he kissed me and I refused to give him my number!"
"Y-yeah... That's good"
Even if it was her idea, Saiko felt like her heart was aching now. Why would she suggest such thing in the first place if it hurt her to see you kiss another people?
Because she loves you so much, she wants only to see you happy... To see your smile... Even if it means sacrificing her own happiness...
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Rule number two, just don't get attached to
Somebody you could lose, so let me tell you
"My ex texted me again..." you muttered as Saiko looked up from her game console
"You don't love him anymore... Right?" Asked Saiko as you looked away, making her sigh. "Look, you have to stop. I hate to see you suffer like this. C'mon, smile for me"
You flashed her a small smile, making her cheeks heat up a little...
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"[Y/N], it's been a while" your ex said when you and Saiko ran into them when you were out
"Yeah..." You murmured
"[Y/N], please... Let's get back together" they pleaded
Saiko elbowed you, making you flinch a little as she grabbed you by the hand, making your ex frown a little.
"I'm sorry... I'm in a relationship now" you replied, walking away with Saiko
This is how to be a heartbreaker
"Did you really?" Urie asked as you giggled when Saiko wanted to walk into the living room
"Yup, Saiko's the best as a fake girlfriend"
That hurt... That made her heart hurt like a million needles we're stinging...
She didn't want to be a fake girlfriend... She wanted to be your real girlfriend...
But she was scared... Scared that you might refuse her...
"Maybe next time I'll say that you're my fake boyfriend" you laughed as you playfully punched Urie in the shoulder as he chuckled a little
You were the only person he got along with and Saiko noticed... She noticed how he was behaving around you and soon, she realized that he liked you too...
"This means war, Uri-boy" Saiko thought as she gritted her teeth. "If you like them so much, where were you when they were suffering?"
Boys they like a little danger
"Who said I will let you say that?" Urie chuckled
"Me" you simply answered as he flicked your forehead
"You really have the nuts to say that to me, you know that?" He asked as you smiled at him
"Yes, yes, fake boyfriend, you're so right"
We'll get him falling for a stranger, a player
"And when I come to think... That you were just a child that needed true love" Saiko thought as she walked back to her room. "It's always been your fault... You're just a player... And you're going to break his heart too... Just like you did with mine now..."
Singing...
"I lo-lo-love you!" You started to sing randomly
Saiko knew that you were singing randomly especially when you were extremely happy...
So... What could have made you that happy?
"At least I think I do..."
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Rule number three, wear your heart on your cheek
But never on your sleeve
Unless you wanna taste defeat
"So" started Saiko after she plopped on your bed. "You and Uri-boy are a thing now?"
"Yup!" You exclaimed as Saiko faked a smile. "I thought that he was joking at first, but then he confessed and... Here we are... But..."
"But?"
"What if he... What if he leaves me as well?" You asked, looking away
"As if"
"If he dares to hurt you, I'll beat him up so bad that he won't be able to recognize himself when he looks in the mirror anymore"
"Whoa, easy dude" you giggled
"If only I was faster than him..."
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Rule number four, gotta be looking pure
"It's already your first date with him, huh..." Saiko thought as she watched you grabbing Urie by the hand, looking so innocent. "Just how charming can you be, Uri-boy? What do you have and I don't? Of course, it's that gender difference between the two of us... But at least... I've been by their side longer than you... This is not fair..."
Kiss him goodbye at the door,
And leave him wanting more, more
"I had a lot of fun tonight, Urie-kun" you smiled at him before you went to your room
"Yeah, me too" he said, feeling a little embarrassed
"Thank you" you whispered before you kissed him on the cheek. "Good night"
"Y-yeah, good n-night" he muttered as you opened and closed the door to your room
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Girls, we do whatever it will take
Cause girls, we don't, we don't want our hearts to break
In two
So it's better to be fake
Can't risk losing in love again, babe
"You've been together for a long time" Saiko thought as she looked at you and Urie slow dancing. "For too many years... Hey, Urie? When are you going to let me make them mine as well? Isn't it my turn? I don't deserve to love them like you do, right? Well played, Urie... You've made them yours and never let go of them... You didn't break their heart... But they... They broke mine... But it doesn't matter anymore... They are yours forever, now... As long as they're happy, I am happy... Make sure to keep them happy for me... And hey... [Y/N]? You look so beautiful in white..."
This is how to be a heartbreaker
Saiko stood in the shadows, watching you and Urie slow dancing... The happy moments of your wedding that you two were living... Were the most heartbreaking moments for Saiko's broken heart...
Cause I lo-lo-lo-love you
"Hey, Kuki?" You called as the mentioned male just hummed in response. "I love you"
"At least I think I do" Saiko smiled to herself as she emptied the glass of champagne in her hand