Rainy Days

By hamm725

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Jordan Reel lived a perfectly ordinary life, even if he could control the weather and water. Then the Umbrel... More

Rainy Days
Prologue
act one;
Chapter One: The Umbrella Academy Shows Up in The Backyard
Chapter Two: Awkward in the Bedroom
Chapter Three: Friday Morning Sucks Worse Than Klaus
Chapter Four: Freaking Exchange Student
Chapter Five: Vanya is Upset (Understatement of the Year)
Chapter Six: Ron Steps On a Butterfly
Chapter Seven: Food and Storytime: The Best Combination
Chapter Eight: Did Not Say to Drug Her
Chapter Nine: Brotherly Bonding; Whoop-Whoop
Chapter Ten: Saturday Night (feat. Tate)
Chapter Eleven: Saturday Night (feat. Tate) Continues To Suck
Chapter Twelve: The Commission Can Take a Chill Pill
Chapter Thirteen: Sex, Drugs Etc. (AKA Klaus)
Chapter Fourteen: Goodbye, Ron; Hello, Wish-For-Death
Chapter Fifteen: Vanya / Butterfly Identification Books
Chapter Sixteen: Sunday
Chapter Seventeen: Magic to Walmart
Chapter Eighteen: Red-Eyed Woman
Chapter Nineteen: Whoopsie-Doopsie?
Chapter Twenty: Apple Pieeeeee
Chapter Twenty-One: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Chapter Twenty-Two: Kissy-Kissy-Cheesy-Wheezey
Chapter Twenty-Three: Mistakes? Never Heard of Them. I'm Perfect
Chapter Twenty-Four: Vanya, Vanya-Eat The Pie!
Chapter Twenty-Five: Mondays Suckkkkk
Chapter Twenty-Six: Superheros Are Idiots Sometimes (AKA What Happened...
Chapter Twenty-Seven: Honestly? I Don't Know
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Plans, Plans, And Look! Even More Plans!
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Hug It Out, Bros
Chapter Thirty: Tuesday Morning
Chapter Thirty-One: Taco Tuesday, Anyone?
Chapter Thirty-Two: I Am Bad At Naming Chapters, I Apologize
Chapter Thirty-Three: Wheels on The Bus
Chapter Thirty-Four: Wow Billie That's Not Suspicious
Chapter Thirty-Five: What's This, What's This? Jordan's Bein A...
Chapter Thirty-Six: As An Afterthought, Diego Can Hold His Own
act two;
Chapter Thirty-Seven: Five Is Kinda Stupid
Chapter Thirty-Eight: We Have Left Diego
Chapter Thirty-Nine: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chapter Forty: Jordan Wakes Up and Cries
Chapter Forty-One: Discovering That Diego Isn't a Liar
Chapter Forty-Two: *singing* Have to Leave, Have to Leave, Wait...
Chapter Forty-Three: Klaus Peed, Allison Leaves, and Jordie Meets the Parents
Chapter Forty-Four: Hey Diego Are You Okay? / Moms Are Cool...
Chapter Forty-Five: Cats Are Cool, But Monkeys Are Magnificent (@ Pogo)
Chapter Forty-Six: Knight In Dirty Clothes
Chapter Forty-Seven: No, Diego, No! / Five, You Stupid Child / They're Just Fine
Chapter Forty-Eight: This One Is Alllllll About Jordie & Fivey, Our Smol Beans
Chapter Forty-Nine: Back to Diego, Our Kraken of a Guy / Man, He Needs a Hug
Chapter Fifty: Fordan? Jive? Whatever, They Have A Talk And Kiss A Little
Chapter Fifty-One: Click Those Heels, Dorothy
Chapter Fifty-Two: Hey Jordie's Drunk and I High-Key Wanna Die
Chapter Fifty-Three: Back To Some Other Important Kiddos
Chapter Fifty-Four: So Close, So Far
Chapter Fifty-Five: Man, Everyone Is Trying to Kill Jordie and Five
Chapter Fifty-Six: Die, Die - SHIT NOT REALLY S H I T
Chapter Fifty-Seven: Gotta Save Friends and Hide Their Bodies
Chapter Fifty-Eight: Run Run Run Ooos
Chapter Fifty-Nine: Damn Ron
Chapter Sixty-One: Waking Jordie Up
Chapter Sixty-Two: Saturday Mornin' / Diego & Phrankie & Park
Chapter Sixty-Three: So, This Is, Like, Terrible
Chapter Sixty-Four: Jordan🥰 / Ron😢
Chapter Sixty-Five: Plans, Plans, And Look! More Plans: The Sequel
Chapter Sixty-Six: No, You Don't Need Your Eyes Checked, It's Just More Plans!
Chapter Sixty-Seven: L-O-V-E Spells-Hey, What Do You Think You're Doing?
act three;
Chapter Sixty-Eight: And We Start The Descent Into Hell (What A Nice Place)
Chapter Sixty-Nine: LOL 69
Chapter Seventy: *Gasps in French, German, Spanish...
Chapter Seventy-One: Diego! Diego! Diego-Diego-Diego-Diego! And Ben!
Chapter Seventy-Two: Diego, What The Hell
Chapter Seventy-Three: o.O
Chapter Seventy-Four: I Probably Wanna Leave, Hehe
Chapter Seventy-Five: Tate to The Rescue
Chapter Seventy-Six: Diego & Ronald / Tate's Arrival
Chapter Seventy-Seven: IT'S TATE OMG TATE WE LUV U
Chapter Seventy-Eight: Tate & Ron Leave / Luther is Trying His Best
Chapter Seventy-Nine: Park! ParK! PaRk! PARKKKKKKK! (And Ryan?)
Chapter Eighty: DanCe ParTy!!1!1!1!!!!!!11
Chapter Eighty-One: RecKoniNG TimE, BiLliE YoU StuPiD DummY!!!!!
Chapter Eighty-Two: Bro Even I Don't Know What's Happening and I Wrote It
Chapter Eighty-Three: I Don't Even Know What I'm Doing I'm Sorryyyy
Chapter Eighty-Four: S T O N K S
Chapter Eighty-Five: w a t
Chapter Eighty-Six: The Old Man
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Chapter Sixty: Tate & Ron & All These Famous People

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[jordans attic–friday night]

RON WHIRLED around. All of them looked guilty.

"What happened to him?" Ron screeched, voice thin. His hands were toying with his curls, wrapping and unwrapping the brown hair. "What happened to my brother?"

"He got stabbed," Number Four said. "We don't know how. He and Five just...showed up, and Jordan had a knife in his thigh."

"We pulled it out and securely bandaged it." Number Six explained further, obviously attempting to reassure Ron. "He'll probably have a limp and be sore for a few days, and he'll definitely have a scar, but it should be alright as long as he doesn't move it around a whole lot."

"Okay? But–but–but where was he? How did he get stabbed?" Ron stammered. His heart was pounding. All he could see was Jordan, which was mostly because he was staring at the boy. "And what the hell are you doing in the my attic?"

"We don't know how he got stabbed. He and Five were missing, and they came back. Five passed out and Jordan had a knife in his leg. And if you want to know why we're in your attic, it's gonna be a long story." Number Three said.

"Then you better tell me!" Ron stomped his foot.

"Okay!" Number One held out his hands, blue eyes darting to Three. "Okay."

Ron crossed his arms and waited for them to start. His heart was pounding in his chest, and he unwillingly glanced at the corner of the attic that was overflowing with The Umbrella Academy merchandise. He'd never been particularly embarrassed about his and Jordan's borderline-obsession with the group, but now that they'd been in his attic—for a while, he assumed—it was like a neon sign.

"Well, first things first, we should, like, introduce ourselves?" Four waved his hands around, and his siblings all sighed. "My name is Klaus."

"I'm Allison," Three said.

"Ben."

"Luther."

"I'm Vanya." The girl on the mattress said.

"What's his name?" Ron pointed down at Five; another question was why he was snuggling Jordan, but he wasn't gonna talk about it.

"Er...he doesn't have one." Klaus rubbed his neck. "He's still Five."

"Alright," Ron shrugged. "Now, tell me just what the hell you're doing in my—"

Outside, a car roared into the driveway. All of them whirled their heads around.

"Tate," Ron whispered. "Shit."

"Tate!" Klaus clapped his hands together. "He's the süße, right?"

"I don't know what that means," Ron said.

"Cutie."

"I guess?"

Downstairs, the door slammed. "Ron? Ron? Jordan? Ron?"









~{}~









Tate felt like vomiting. He'd told Nico he'd be fine, that he could leave, but the second his car has left?

Tate early passed out.

He knew that Jordan was safe, most likely; he was surrounded by seven of the most powerful teens in the world. But he was missing. Ron has sounded on the verge of tears. He sounded like he was crying.

The door was unlocked, so Tate just walked inside. "Ron?" He yelled. "Ron? Jordan? Ron?"

Nobody replied. "Klaus? Ben? Allison? Diego?"

Footsteps raced down the steps. Ron was there, and he hurled himself at Tate, shoving his face into his shoulder.

Behind him was Klaus and Allison.

"Where the hell is Jordan?" Tate asked them through gritted teeth. Klaus chewed his bottom lip and glanced over at Allison.

"He's upstairs," Ron said, voice muffled. "He got stabbed."

Tate's mind flashed blank, and then he grabbed Ron's shoulders and wrenched the boy away from him so that he could look the other in the eye. "What?" Was all he could manage.

"He got stabbed." Allison spoke up. "Before you ask, we don't know how. He went missing a few days ago with Five and they just returned. He's safe, and the wound won't be terrible as long as he takes care of it properly."

"Where is he?" Tate whispered. His throat was dry.

"Sleeping in the attic," Klaus supplied. "We can try to wake him an' Five up if you want."

"Yes." Tate said. "Wake him up."

Allison and Klaus exchanged another look before going upstairs. Tate looked down at Ron and hugged him close.

Neither of the two boys moved for ten minutes.









~{}~









"Klaus," Allison grabbed his arm once they made it to the upstairs hallway. Klaus muttered ouch. "How the hell are we supposed to wake him up?"

"There are smelling salts on the first-aid kit," Klaus replied. "Duh. Now can you let go of my arm? You may not be Luther but you've got one helluva grip."

Allison released Klaus and he nodded gratefully. "How did you know there are smelling salts in the first-aid kit?"

"I saw them."

"How did you know they where smelling salts?"

"I'm a superhero and a drug addict. I know what smelling salts are." Klaus said, his voice cold. Allison felt a stab of guilt but followed him as he went into the attic.















A/N: 

w o w 

whatta chapter, even though it was badly written, short, and even worse, is unedited (not that I'm ever that good at catching my mistkes until weeks later). i know that i have an updating schedule but, like, you can't stop me. even i can't stop me. 

so, yeah, i hope you all had a good day with your job/school (i didn't lol), and if not then i hope it gets better!  i also hope that you enjoyed the chapter, and that your day turns out to be a lovely one!

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